Welfare Willis
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Post by Welfare Willis on Sept 3, 2014 21:53:05 GMT -5
From the Isle of Catering, Samoa Joe! From the city of Pork in the suburb of Cake and chicken tenders.
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tenshi
Patti Mayonnaise
Probably more memorable than a Charlotte title reign
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Post by tenshi on Sept 3, 2014 21:53:27 GMT -5
Samoa Joe, X-Continental champion, comes out with his title in the opening segment but forgets it in his locker room by the main event.
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Post by ________ has left the building on Sept 3, 2014 21:54:06 GMT -5
Lashley constantly looks like he's smelling something bad. His diaper needs changing.
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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Sept 3, 2014 21:54:10 GMT -5
Holy shit. I actually want to see this match.
Can't even remember the last time I said that about a match in TNA.
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Post by Jedi-El of Tomorrow on Sept 3, 2014 21:54:28 GMT -5
Everywhere else I go usually bitches about TNA, and hasn't found many things to complain about lately. I mean, what's been so bad tonight? The Impact threads and Raw threads are generally like episodes of MST3K and Cheap Seats. We'll crack jokes and point out stuff, but in like Cheap Seats (except when they were blasting Steve Garvey who deserved it), it's done in fun and not in a mean way.
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Post by ________ has left the building on Sept 3, 2014 21:54:59 GMT -5
Joe either needs embrace his fatness or get better ring gear.
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Welfare Willis
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Post by Welfare Willis on Sept 3, 2014 21:55:10 GMT -5
Lashley constantly looks like he's smelling something bad. That's the perfect way to describe his expression. It really is the way he looks all the time.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 3, 2014 21:55:42 GMT -5
They've both been shit man, if I'm honest. It seems like TNA could put out MITB 2011 at this point, and most people here would hate it. I mean, I get the complaints about TNA usually, but it's been really solid lately. I truly don't get the hate people are giving it...Lashley has been booked perfectly, there aren't any really lame faces besides Anderson, Spud exists, Havok just debuted... I'll grant you that it's been worse. But it's still just the standard TNA production of "make it fast and make it loud." Everyone yells at each other, no moment is given enough time to breathe and everything winds up forgettable because of it. Like the Roode/Young storyline on paper was alright, but they had to squeeze a 15 minute match into 8, MVP got in Roode's head about Eric Young possibly cheating in about 30 seconds flat. Manik gets kidnapped, and then 2 minutes later we have an Aries/Storm segment which is just sloppy pacing.
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Post by ________ has left the building on Sept 3, 2014 21:55:54 GMT -5
This match deserves more than 6 minutes.
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Post by Von Wagner's Brownies on Sept 3, 2014 21:56:14 GMT -5
God, next week's impact is gonna be a chore to sit though.
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Post by Mayonnaise on Sept 3, 2014 21:56:25 GMT -5
Samoa Joe, X-Continental champion, comes out with his title in the opening segment but forgets it in his locker room by the main event. To be fair, he did say they should leave the belts out of this so him not carry his makes sense. I don't like it mind ya but it makes sense.
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Sept 3, 2014 21:56:31 GMT -5
Coming next week, Sgt. Zach Gowen.
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tenshi
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Post by tenshi on Sept 3, 2014 21:56:27 GMT -5
Joe isn't used to fight chocolate before he eats it.
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"Magic" Mark Hurr
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Post by "Magic" Mark Hurr on Sept 3, 2014 21:56:35 GMT -5
There's something about hearing a wrestler curse in a match between champions. It's like that's what they are supposed to do.
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Post by Mayonnaise on Sept 3, 2014 21:56:53 GMT -5
That clothesline looked bad.
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Post by ________ has left the building on Sept 3, 2014 21:56:55 GMT -5
Gentle ass clothesline took down Joe.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 3, 2014 21:56:52 GMT -5
Lashley constantly looks like he's smelling something bad. Samoa Joe farts 90% of the day.
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Welfare Willis
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Post by Welfare Willis on Sept 3, 2014 21:57:05 GMT -5
Joe either needs embrace his fatness or get better ring gear. Here's Joe's new gear.
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Post by Jedi-El of Tomorrow on Sept 3, 2014 21:57:08 GMT -5
Joe either needs embrace his fatness or get better ring gear. Oh great now Abyss will tell Joe to Embrace the Fat, Robbie E will be a friend of Joe, and Velvet will kick Robbie in the nards.
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Post by Von Wagner's Brownies on Sept 3, 2014 21:57:25 GMT -5
Samoa Joe, X-Continental champion, comes out with his title in the opening segment but forgets it in his locker room by the main event. To be fair, he did say they should leave the belts out of this so him not carry his makes sense. I don't like it mind ya but it makes sense. Then why did Lashley come out with his?
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