So uh, when exactly was Rosa gone for a year and a half?

[Dean F'n Ambrose]

*Makes PS Hayes joke*
*Realizes it was mediocre*
*Makes Titty Master joke*
*Leaves thread*

["Gentleman" AJ Powell]

Her and the ghost of Terry Gordy were having some wiiiild times.

[The Quintessential Studmuffin]

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The alternative was having her on TV for a year and a half.

[Andrew is Good]

I'll try to be serious here.

So she was around for a bit, doing what can arguably described as "wrestling" and then she was sent home from a European tour after getting sloshed. And apparently PS Hayes was punished for feeding her drinks, and apparently she's an alcoholic.

She's really weird, like, I actually remember first seeing her in OVW after trying out for the diva search, and she was apart of Team America with Michael W. Kruel, and the many "Team America" members like Vladmir Kozlov, the Lowriders and of course, Roucka. She came up with the bad obsessed fan gimmick, and I think she was in FCW for years, while even still on the WWE roster.

I've always considered Rosa to be the worst professional wrestler in the 60+ year history of WWE, going all the way back to Capitol Wrestling. Worse then Giant Gonzales, Tom McGee, Ted Arcedi, Great Khali, Kelly Kelly, like, the who's who of professional wrestling's worst performers, mostly based on how long she's been in WWE and how many chances she's gotten to be on television.

If Rosa Mendes' wrestling ability was a street, it would be on Badstreet.

Yeah, I know.

[Slanted and Enchanted]

I've said it once and I'll keep saying it as long as she is employed: Whoever did the JTG Employment clock needs to do it for Rosa Mendes.

[Racksman]

The jokes about the Michael Hayes jokes being bad are actually worse than the Michael Hayes jokes.

Stop.

[cool guy]

Well this thread ran its course quickly.

[Essential1]

Busy cheating on Dok Hendrix with Todd Pettengill.

[MOONDOG]

Rosa ??....

[Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!!]

she was too busy making a random-ass cameo at the beginning of Highlander.

[worldsstrongestman]

I'm thinking this storyline was originally for Layla and Rosa replaced her for at the last minute. Layla disappeared for a long period of time for some unknown reason. Plus I could totally picture Layla as a nudist.

[Deleted]

I like how people are trying to figure this out.

Meanwhile, the typical Total Divas audience member has no idea who Rosa Mendes is, so she could say she was the King of Brazil and their heads would just nod up and down in acceptance.

[FinalGwen]

Sept 3, 2014 22:40:55 GMT -5 Racksman said:

The jokes about the Michael Hayes jokes being bad are actually worse than the Michael Hayes jokes.

Stop.

No, they're really not. Nothing is worse than those Michael Hayes 'jokes'. Although this thread does show that we should probably just mentioning the rumour altogether.

[salz4life]

Snitsky?

[Amazing Kitsune]

*Unfunny, but clever, Badstreet USA Joke"

[Andrew is Good]

I wonder if the mods will slam the cage door into the face of this thread.

[67 more]

Maybe if you add up all her absences, she's been cumulatively gone for a year and a half. Someone look at that.