Coca-Cola bringing back Surge

[Lupin the Third]

Sept 15, 2014 9:25:33 GMT -5 @fsinfan said:

www.buzzfeed.com/sapna/coca-cola-is-bringing-surge-back?bftw&utm_term=4ldqpfp#1c79nka



Though it will only be available via Amazon.

Homina homina homina...

*passes out*

[Lupin the Third]

It's already sold out?!!!!

GOD DAMMIT I WANT MY SURGE!!!!

*turns green and muscular, picks up car, and tosses it through Kash's office window.*

[CATCH_US IS the Conversation]

I never drank Surge in my life. I was always a Mello Yello guy.

I'd rather they bring back Vault.

[Crappler El 0 M]

I wonder if bringing back 'New Coke' for a small Amazon-only run might work. I bet they'd get some curiosity buys.

[mizerable]

It better be the old school cans.

[Beets by Schrute]

*sigh*

SUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEE!!!

*all of FAN tramples each other*

[triplethreatmark]

Sept 15, 2014 15:19:54 GMT -5 mizerable said:

It better be the old school cans.

I'm sure they found some old cases somewhere in a Coca-Cola owned warehouse and decided to make bank by selling them. So, yeah, you'll probably be getting that 1997 look and taste in more ways than one.

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www.amazon.com/dp/B00M2OGS08/?tag=buzz0f-20

This is the official Amazon page for it.

[JIMBOB]

What about Josta?

[Deleted]

Somewhere WCW is smiling.

[Seth Drakin of Monster Crap]

Sadly, its currently unavailable

[Raskovnik]

Surge was pretty good. I'd take a can of it. Not sure about buying a whole 12 pack though.

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Sept 15, 2014 15:53:38 GMT -5 Seth Drakin of Monster Crap said:

Sadly, its currently unavailable

Yep, it sold out twice in one day apparently.

[Eunös ✈]

I have no memory of this stuff

Does anyone know if it was ever available in the UK?

[triplethreatmark]

Sept 15, 2014 15:43:58 GMT -5 @akeem said:

Somewhere WCW is smiling.

Speaking of awful relics from the 1990s, Rey is wearing a Fubu jersey. f*** me man, Fubu gear...

["I'm Batman..."]

Why Amazon only?
It happens to a 12 pack of 16oz cans. Nice!

[kevin]

Surge needs to be in stores again. It never should have gone away. Terrible decision by Coke that probably cost them billions of dollars over the past decade.

[dreidemy]

Is this like HIMYM TANTRUM drink?

BTW, in Portugal Pepsi Twist is still a thing

[Malcolm]

I never got to try Surge back in the day, though I did try Vault... before they discontinued that, too. I hate that this is Amazon exclusive. Is there anything else out there that's close to Surge/Vault... anything BESIDES Mountain Dew?

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I love some of the user reviews on Amazon for Surge

Words cannot express the flavor of this nectar.
Angel ejaculate is the closest thing I can think of.

SURGE. The very name is electric, and mysterious..... Carefully mined directly from an icy moon orbiting Saturn, SURGE has been used by man for many purposes over the years: Cutting diamonds. Jet fuel. Elephant repellant. Shark attractant. Concrete strengthener. Mind control serum.

And now, like the mighty Salmon of Capistrano, SUGE has returned to punch your mouth right in the tongue with it's sugary sweet goodness, and make your innards tingly and (only slightly) radioactive with its MANY* vitamins, minerals, and essential amino acids!

Drink SURGE by the barrel. Bathe your children in SURGE. Water your lawn and garden with SURGE. Cure skin ailments like psoriasis with SURGE. Increase your libido with SURGE. Wash your car with SURGE. Pour SURGE from the mountaintops, and let their golden rivers flow through nature's bosom, nourishing all of the little woodland creatures.

Liquefy your assets, and use every penny available to buy this sweet, sweet nectar of the Gods. PUT IT INSIDE YOU. NOTHING ELSE MATTERS NOW.]

I am getting married in 5 days, and getting this for my first drink as a married man is better than any other gift I could possibly receive outside of gaining a wife.