543Y2J
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Post by 543Y2J on Sept 16, 2014 17:16:34 GMT -5
-Cena doing a Rusev photoshop promo -Cena laid out by Rusev while Cole screams about how Cena's been manhandled -Cena BLACK PREACHER VOICE!!!! Promo about America and apple pie -Dumb jokes about Lana as she scowls at him -Cena wins -rematch on Raw, DQ -PPV, Cena wins Sounds about right.....
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keezy
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Post by keezy on Sept 16, 2014 17:17:09 GMT -5
-Cena doing a Rusev photoshop promo - Cena laid out by Rusev while Cole screams about how Cena's been manhandled-Cena BLACK PREACHER VOICE!!!! Promo about America and apple pie -Dumb jokes about Lana as she scowls at him -Cena wins -rematch on Raw, DQ -PPV, Cena wins "Nobody has dominated John Cena like this before".
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Post by xCompackx on Sept 16, 2014 17:17:22 GMT -5
Y'know what? As long as he's not in the main event, John Cena can do whatever he wants and I'm good.
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Post by xxshoyuweeniexx on Sept 16, 2014 17:29:56 GMT -5
Get in that fast car and drive while reflecting on Mark, Cena. Nikki: Why can't you change your thinking? Everyboy else does! Cena: Cause I'm a fighter. That's the way I'm made Nikki, that's what you marrie..er oops. Nikki: Cena:
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Post by Deleted on Sept 16, 2014 17:31:10 GMT -5
LOL Rusev to be Cena's rebound bitch
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Post by The Beast Disincarnate on Sept 16, 2014 17:34:49 GMT -5
Something very good: Triple H has to spoil everything by getting involved. Something good or average : Cena has to spoil everything by getting involved.
Those 2 men ruin wrestling for a decade.
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Post by Prince Petty on Sept 16, 2014 17:38:38 GMT -5
Can't wait to see Cena's high-larious promo where he photoshops Lana's head onto a pig or a Russian peasant woman or something. No, no, wait! Lana will be a peasant woman leading a donkey, and the donkey will have Rusev's face! I already can hear Vince rupturing his spleen laughing at that one! Oh, and how Michael Cole and Jerry Lawler will chortle at it. And then, 'Can Cena get Rusev up for the Attitude Adjustment?!' Yes. Yes, he can.
Rusev and Lana deserve better. Better than this lame gimmick (which they have made work, somehow) and better than being fodder for Cena's squashes and jokes.
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Sept 16, 2014 17:39:03 GMT -5
I imagine Cena's promo to be like this:
"Bippity borp…I WILL PROVE MYSELF FOR THE UNITED STATES!!
Boppity bip… MAKE A WISH KIDS!!
Bloopity bleeps… POOP JOKE
Ziggy zocky… YOU UNDERSTATED ME! I'M SUCH AN UNDERDOG!"
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Post by Deleted on Sept 16, 2014 17:40:28 GMT -5
Putting Cena in such feud is pretty a much a concession that he's 1993 Hulk Hogan. Let's just hope that 1993 doesn't last for like 5 more years.
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Lancers
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Post by Lancers on Sept 16, 2014 17:42:46 GMT -5
Putting Cena in such feud is pretty a much a concession that he's 1993 Hulk Hogan. Let's just hope that 1993 doesn't last for like 5 more years. .....or Cena turns heel in 3 years. 2017 U GUYS!!!!
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Post by mysterydriver on Sept 16, 2014 17:47:22 GMT -5
Knew this was coming the moment they torpedoed Swagger as nastily as they did.
Couldn't divert the ever lasting plan of "Make People Cheer Cena No Matter What."
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Post by DSR on Sept 16, 2014 17:48:39 GMT -5
2 things:
1.) Lana: "I don't know why you fight for these pathetic people. Half of them don't even like you." Cena: "I know some of these people hate me, and some of these people love me! That's the beauty of America, that all of these people have the right to voice their opinion!"
2.) I'll be perfectly alright with this feud if Cena first gives Zack Ryder a robot for his birthday.
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BigJerichool222
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Post by BigJerichool222 on Sept 16, 2014 17:54:21 GMT -5
I don't believe this for a second.
That ended Raw because they swapped it with the Cena/Lesnar angle to counter MNF.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 16, 2014 17:56:49 GMT -5
I don't believe this for a second. That ended Raw because they swapped it with the Cena/Lesnar angle to counter MNF. Vince McMahon just left me an email saying 'Tell nhisjericho that WE DON'T HAVE SPORTS RIVALS, WE'RE ENTERTAINMENT.' Triple H followed up with an email saying 'I'm sorry for everything Vince believes.' Kane then followed up with an email saying 'Ignore both, one is bizarre, one's a kayfabe racist necrophilia supporter.' Source: Craig Meltsir
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andrew8798
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Post by andrew8798 on Sept 16, 2014 17:57:14 GMT -5
On another note
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mizerable
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Post by mizerable on Sept 16, 2014 18:08:18 GMT -5
Couldn't divert the ever lasting plan of "Make People Cheer Cena No Matter What." Which in theory is working. Afterall, people do technically cheer when they're booing Cena. So you get those terrible "Let's Go Cena, Cena Sucks" chants, which pretty much makes anyone else involved in the match not even worth acknowledging. So if or when Cena ultimately breaks down, WWE will have nobody to blame but themselves for the absolute lack of interest for anyone else out there because they trained their audience that only Cena matters.
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Post by KobashiChop on Sept 16, 2014 18:20:43 GMT -5
-Cena doing a Rusev photoshop promo -Cena laid out by Rusev while Cole screams about how Cena's been manhandled -Cena BLACK PREACHER VOICE!!!! Promo about America and apple pie -Dumb jokes about Lana as she scowls at him -Cena wins -rematch on Raw, DQ -PPV, Cena wins Oh dear god. It's going to be exactly like this...
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Sept 16, 2014 18:21:26 GMT -5
There is no shame in losing to John Cena.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 16, 2014 18:22:59 GMT -5
There is no shame in losing to John Cena. There is shame in the fact that this is the billionth time they'll be sacrificing someone to him, and they passed on making Swagger in order to give Rusev's heat to someone who by definition cannot benefit from it. And really, top guy or not, great matches or not, I am just done tolerating Cena. I want him off my TV, period. Permanently.
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Sept 16, 2014 18:30:43 GMT -5
There is no shame in losing to John Cena. There is shame in the fact that this is the billionth time they'll be sacrificing someone to him, and they passed on making Swagger in order to give Rusev's heat to someone who by definition cannot benefit from it. And really, top guy or not, great matches or not, I am just done tolerating Cena. I want him off my TV, period. Permanently. Oh no. I'm totally upset about them not capitalizing on Swagger's overness. I just don't think WWE is doing this for Cena's benefit. In their backwards way of thinking, I think they felt that it would be a "burial" of Rusev if he lost to Swagger or anyone else who wasn't a "top" guy. In their minds, it makes Rusev look stronger if the only person capable of beating him is WWE's biggest star. I think that's why they phased Swagger over to Bo. So Swagger could go over against a guy who doesn't depend on "looking strong" to stay over.
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