Rave
El Dandy
Perpetually Bored
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Post by Rave on Oct 6, 2014 15:19:35 GMT -5
Just watch. The assistant will put him in bright light, they'll spill water on him, and they'll feed him after midnight. Then there'll be more of him to deal with.
Seriously, this has to be the worst job I've ever heard of.
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Post by Hit Girl on Oct 6, 2014 15:29:20 GMT -5
The job involves picking up Kevin Dunn's lunch?
I can do that.
I can easily carry a bag of carrots
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Post by edgestar on Oct 6, 2014 15:58:07 GMT -5
Somewhere, Timothy Well is applying for the job... Well Dunn 2014!!
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Post by Rest easy big bro on Oct 6, 2014 16:05:52 GMT -5
I'll do it, Spike his coffee with sleeping pills and give Vince my own hand written scripts claiming they are dunns.
Get ready to see Dean Ambrose win every belt.
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Post by Cvslfc123 on Oct 6, 2014 16:29:56 GMT -5
Hopefully they can assist him to f*** off from WWE
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Dat Dude
Dennis Stamp
Wait, what?
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Post by Dat Dude on Oct 6, 2014 17:43:08 GMT -5
Honestly, if I wasn't already employed with a good paying job, I would've applied.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 6, 2014 17:46:35 GMT -5
Taking lunch orders and picking up lunch for Kevin Dunn. Where do I send my resume?  I'm pretty sure lunch is picked up at the lumber yard at Home Depot. Are you implying that Kevin Dunn feeds on Day Laborers? |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 6, 2014 17:51:56 GMT -5
Goddamn do I hope that New Jack gets the job.
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4real
Wade Wilson
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Post by 4real on Oct 6, 2014 17:55:39 GMT -5
I'll be happy to be the Chris Jericho to Dunn's William Regal if you know what I mean.
And yes I'm sorry for comparing William Regal to Kevin Dunn.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Oct 6, 2014 18:00:52 GMT -5
Yeah, I am not interested.
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Lancers
El Dandy
Oh you
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Post by Lancers on Oct 6, 2014 18:58:21 GMT -5
I'm pretty sure lunch is picked up at the lumber yard at Home Depot. Are you implying that Kevin Dunn feeds on Day Laborers? I never implied that Kevin Dunn drinks the blood of young, physically active Mexican men in order to gain strength and energy. But is it possible that Kevin Dunn does drink the blood of young, physically active Mexican men in order to gain strength and energy? Anything is possible I suppose. |
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SEAN CARLESS
Hank Scorpio
More of a B+ player, actually
I'm Necessary Evil.
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Post by SEAN CARLESS on Oct 6, 2014 19:09:56 GMT -5
Taking lunch orders and picking up lunch for Kevin Dunn. Where do I send my resume? I'm pretty sure lunch is picked up at the lumber yard at Home Depot. You need to create a Ron Simmons inspired beaver-version "DAM!" T-shirt for Mr. Dunn. |
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Post by fortknox on Oct 6, 2014 21:19:26 GMT -5
Are you implying that Kevin Dunn feeds on Day Laborers? I never implied that Kevin Dunn drinks the blood of young, physically active Mexican men in order to gain strength and energy. But is it possible that Kevin Dunn does drink the blood of young, physically active Mexican men in order to gain strength and energy? Anything is possible I suppose. You guys are so damn wrong. Dunn goes to Home Depot and picks up immigrants and pays them to choke him in the shower. |
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Lancers
El Dandy
Oh you
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Post by Lancers on Oct 6, 2014 21:32:09 GMT -5
I never implied that Kevin Dunn drinks the blood of young, physically active Mexican men in order to gain strength and energy. But is it possible that Kevin Dunn does drink the blood of young, physically active Mexican men in order to gain strength and energy? Anything is possible I suppose. You guys are so damn wrong. Dunn goes to Home Depot and picks up immigrants and pays them to choke him in the shower.  "Oh man. These Dunn stories are all gold! This is gonna be my juiciest newsletter since the One Man Gang solo sex tape." |
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Oct 6, 2014 21:48:13 GMT -5
Taking lunch orders and picking up lunch for Kevin Dunn. Where do I send my resume? getting bags of peanuts shouldn't be too difficult a job. |
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SEAN CARLESS
Hank Scorpio
More of a B+ player, actually
I'm Necessary Evil.
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Post by SEAN CARLESS on Oct 6, 2014 22:24:49 GMT -5
You guys are so damn wrong. Dunn goes to Home Depot and picks up immigrants and pays them to choke him in the shower. "Oh man. These Dunn stories are all gold! This is gonna be my juiciest newsletter since the One Man Gang solo sex tape." THE ONE MAN GANG-BANG was ***1/4 according to Meltz. |
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Post by Captain & Diet on Oct 7, 2014 0:46:36 GMT -5
"Oh man. These Dunn stories are all gold! This is gonna be my juiciest newsletter since the One Man Gang solo sex tape." THE ONE MAN GANG-BANG was ***1/4 according to Meltz. Is that Big Dave using Netscape Navigator? HAHAHAHA! |
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Post by TOK Is the Target Demo on Oct 7, 2014 1:00:58 GMT -5
Is it weird that I'm considering applying for this job? I don't have anything else going for me, and I could probably get into HHH's ear by talking about Harley Race or some shit. Also, SEAN CARLESS, f*** you. I was about to make the One Man Gangbang joke. I'm suing for half of your likes. |
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Oct 7, 2014 1:44:54 GMT -5
Man Dunn has a face not even a mother could love, now I understand why he ran off crying when Cornette called him Bucky, children can be mean....I wonder how many times Vince has bullied him over the years. Kinda like how Dr Evil treats Number 2, if 2 was a mutant...I'm sorry but I'm not the first person to make fun of him, it's like a rule that in every shoot or podcast a large part of former wwe superstars make fun of him, he's gotta be an asshole.
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Heartbreaker
King Koopa
Is actually Bindi Irwin
RIP Punk's media scrum, Page 54, Muffins, Biting People Bad™ (2022 - 2022)
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Post by Heartbreaker on Oct 7, 2014 2:05:58 GMT -5
I misread this as "Dean's Assistant" and was gonna apply right away...
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