Weird/Silly Things You Thought as a Little Kid

[Sir Woodrow]

That Roger Moore & Dudley Moore were brothers

[blackmegaman]

I thought that if you had one of those toy MMPR morphers you could actually use and moprh into a kid ranger (I never had one....and my imagination as a kid went to some weird places.

[Deleted]

When I grew up I'd be happy.

[CATCH_US IS the Conversation]

TV (and home video) worked by summoning the actors into the television set to act out the show/movie for me personally.

Cartoon characters were played by actors that looked like the actual characters.

[Banjo Is Broken]

Oct 9, 2014 23:08:41 GMT -5 @tagteamspecialist said:

When I grew up I'd be happy.

I actually used to believe that I would eventually grow up. Still waiting on that one.

[Professor Chaos]

What I thought sex was is probably too gross to go into detail. It involved eating and drinking each other's bodily waste. I didn't know what else people would do naked.

[CATCH_US IS the Conversation]

Oct 9, 2014 23:23:31 GMT -5 Professor Chaos said:

What I thought sex was is probably too gross to go into detail. It involved eating and drinking each other's bodily waste. I didn't know what else people would do naked.

I thought they just got naked, and hugged/dry humped each other until they got bored and felt like doing something else.

[Deleted]

That grownups were some master species that were somehow above all the stuff that trips us all up.

Seriously. When you're little, you think old folks are just lights out. It's not until you start getting on in years that you get you're pretty much stuck being the same person you've always been; you just learn.

[Cranjis McBasketball]

I went through a period when I was 6 or 7 where I thought cartoons were stupid.

Now I'm almost 32 and think I should have kids just to justify the embarrassing amount of time I spend watching cartoons.

[I'm Team Bayley and Indi]

I used to think the past was black and white that's why old films where in black and white

I also remember not quite understanding why it would take more then a day to make a feature film

[Glitch]

After watching an episode of Super Mario Super Show where Luigi turns int a werewolf after eating a cursed lasagna, I refused to eat the little lasagnas the school served.

[celticjobber]

I thought all old movies and tv shows were originally in color and just faded to black & white over time.

[Pooh Carlson]

That the thing between a woman's legs was called a Virginia.

[Sephiroth]

That girls were icky and I would never like them.

Then came puberty.

[Bad Moon]

Oct 9, 2014 21:36:43 GMT -5 Main Eventer said:

Not sure what its called, but those things on the bottom left. I thought they were monsters from long ago, and humans put those wires on them and electrocuted them to death, then said: "Ah, screw it just leave the bones there."

That would be a great flavor line in a post-apocalyptic novel. 

[khali]

I thought I would die if I swallowed gum.

[Amazing Kitsune]

In theory, all you had to do to get a girl pregnant was to love her and sleep in the same bed as her.

[jagilki]

When I was very young (early 80's) my Dad read the Lord of The Rings books to me. When we got to the first appearance of Gandalf I got sooooo excited....

Seeing as how that was our Dogs name. And somehow, I was sure the guy who wrote the books named him after our dog.

[Adam Black]

I thought men used to get pregnant hundreds of years ago and now it's the women's turn. I don't remember why I thought of that.

[Deleted]

I used to think that you could randomly become gay.