Chrisley Knows Raw 10/13/14 Thread

[Cry Me a Wiggle]

Since Raw is in Atlanta, here's hoping the remainders of WCW (Lash LeRoux, Kwee-Wee, and Disco Inferno) storm the WWE in a tank and put this show out if its misery.

[Talent Name]

I hope Rusev kicks Big Show in the nards

[BigJerichool222]

If Lana wants to get heat, she should embrace Columbus Day because NOBODY likes Columbus Day.

[gl83]

-As of earlier today (and this can all change), plans for tonight include Randy Orton challenging the loser of John Cena vs. Dean Ambrose for a Hell in a Cell match on 10/26 in Dallas. The Nikki vs. Brie PPV match that will be announced on the show tonight is scheduled that the loser must be the personal assistant to the winner. As of a few hours ago, the Cena vs. Ambrose match was being moved from the PPV to next week's Go-Home Raw in Kansas City, with the it will enable them to directly promote all the matches on the show for five days as opposed to a PPV with questions regarding the top matches.



Credit: F4W

[Oh Cry Me a Screwball]

It's game footage in the PPV graphics season. I hope there's nothing like that Wade Barrett CAW a few years ago.

[xCompackx]

Oct 13, 2014 18:01:25 GMT -5 gl83 said:

-As of earlier today (and this can all change), plans for tonight include Randy Orton challenging the loser of John Cena vs. Dean Ambrose for a Hell in a Cell match on 10/26 in Dallas. The Nikki vs. Brie PPV match that will be announced on the show tonight is scheduled that the loser must be the personal assistant to the winner. As of a few hours ago, the Cena vs. Ambrose match was being moved from the PPV to next week's Go-Home Raw in Kansas City, with the it will enable them to directly promote all the matches on the show for five days as opposed to a PPV with questions regarding the top matches.



Credit: F4W

Why even bother having Cena vs. Ambrose then? Just make it a triple-threat or let Ambrose have the match.

[Instant Classic]

Oct 13, 2014 17:48:44 GMT -5 BigJerichool222 said:

If Lana wants to get heat, she should embrace Columbus Day because NOBODY likes Columbus Day.

People who get that day off beg to differ.

[Magic knows Black Lives Matter]

Will Big Show make Rusev go night-night n***a? Find out as Raw rolls on!

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Oct 13, 2014 18:38:48 GMT -5 xCompackx said:

Oct 13, 2014 18:01:25 GMT -5 gl83 said:

Why even bother having Cena vs. Ambrose then? Just make it a triple-threat or let Ambrose have the match.

Because the writers are idiots and Vince has A.D.D

[Oh Cry Me a Screwball]

So, if I ask Miz for an autograph, I can get a Mizdow autograph? SOLD

[Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-]]

Oct 13, 2014 18:53:25 GMT -5 Oh Cry Me a Screwball said:

So, if I ask Miz for an autograph, I can get a Mizdow autograph? SOLD

That's worth more on E-Bay anyway.

[thetower52]

I have never felt this desire to not watch raw before

[Jedi-El of Tomorrow]

Wait a second, where's Mr Shoop and the pretty Goth girl? Where are Robin, LL Cool J, that hot woman, and the principal from Kindergarten Cop? Yeah what's on now has Green Lantern, but this is just strange.

[Oh Cry Me a Screwball]

Booker, is that an implication that Nene is a performer for a gentlemen's club?

[MiLB Fan]

Something tells me that WWE isn't thrilled about having Chrisley as a guest tonight. I'm watching the pre-show and while NeNe has been mentioned a few times (complete with graphic), Chrisley hasn't been mentioned at all.

Riley just predicted that Miz would win his match against Sheamus. Booker and Byron missed a perfect opportunity to bring up their history together.

[Welfare Willis]

Oh man, tonight is going to suck.


... think happy thoughts, Terroriffic, think happy thoughts.

[Magic knows Black Lives Matter]

MIZ VS. SHEAMUS AGAIN!? Man, f*** off with these rematches. That's why I gave up on Raw.

[Injustice45]

Cole: Welcome to RAW is SNORE!
JBL: We piss off viewers on Monday nights!
Cole: Chrisley (Knows Nothing) and PeePee Leakes are gonna be on our show tonight!
JBL: This will be the greatest trainwreck in the history of this sport!
Tony Schiavone: Hey! That's my line!

[Perd]

I can't wait for Chrisley to debut his finisher: The Snapdragon Snapper

[lionheart21]

And here comes the pain