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Post by Bang Bang Bart on Oct 14, 2014 23:26:03 GMT -5
My Dinner with Andre: ...the Giant.
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MrBRulzOK
Wade Wilson
Mr No-Pants Heathen
Something Witty Here.
Posts: 26,719
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Oct 14, 2014 23:37:43 GMT -5
Scream: A really annoying movie consisting of a bunch of people yelling throughout the duration.
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Post by thegame415 on Oct 15, 2014 0:07:29 GMT -5
Raging Bull: A bull goes crazy
Animal House: A bunch of animals live in a house.
Fantasia: A documentary about the American Idol winner
What's Eating Gilbert Grape: People search to find what's eating various parts of someone named Gilbert.
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4real
Wade Wilson
Posts: 28,034
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Post by 4real on Oct 15, 2014 5:22:55 GMT -5
Bladerunner: A blade decides he is sick of being just simply a blade and decides to set out on his dream on running in the Olympics Games
One Flew Over The Cuckoos Nest: Wow what a boring movie that would be
Sideways: All characters walk Sideways in some weird fantasy world
American Pie: An over patriotic Pie annoys the neighborhood before being packed off to Afghanistan
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Magnus the Magnificent
King Koopa
didn't want one.
I could write a book about what you don't know!
Posts: 12,544
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Post by Magnus the Magnificent on Oct 15, 2014 5:31:01 GMT -5
The Lord of the Rings is a documentary about how Randy Savage won the first World War III Three Ring Battle Royal in 1995.
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Oct 15, 2014 5:36:23 GMT -5
The Lord of the Rings is a documentary about how Randy Savage won the first World War III Three Ring Battle Royal in 1995. I would watch the f*** out of that movie
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Post by Ryback on a Pole! on Oct 15, 2014 6:58:56 GMT -5
Citizen Kane now follows Glenn Jacobs adjusting to civilian life after retirement.
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Sparkybob
King Koopa
I have a status?
Posts: 10,995
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Post by Sparkybob on Oct 15, 2014 8:12:55 GMT -5
See no evil will be about a man who only sees the goodness of people's hearts.
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Post by SsnakeBite, the No1 Frenchman on Oct 15, 2014 8:28:26 GMT -5
Saw: an hour and a half of logs being sliced. Snobs trying to make themselves look smart would still call it torture porn despite having never seen it.
The Cabin in the Woods: the story of a cabin in the woods where people occasionally vacation. Absolutely nothing notable happens.
The Human Centipede: an elongated human being with hundreds of limbs. It would actually be a huge improvement over what we actually got.
Hellraiser: Hell is being renovated as the Cenobites would like the floor to be slightly elevated.
Man of Steel: a crime-fighting metal statue.
Man on fire: won't somebody extinguish him?!
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Injustice45
Fry's dog Seymour
Consider me the Athena/Yoshimitsu of Avatars and Signatures.
Posts: 22,458
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Post by Injustice45 on Oct 15, 2014 8:39:12 GMT -5
See No Evil: Kane doesn't want to see any evil, so he puts on a blindfold in order to avoid seeing things that are evil.
12 Rounds: John Cena has only twelve bullets in his gun, and there are thirteen hostages...how will he overcome the odds this time?
Dragon Ball Z: Battle of Gods-- Kami and Dende fight instead of Goku and Beerus, since the both of them are gods.
From Dusk Till Dawn: Salma Hayek dances at that club from dusk till dawn...and that's it.
The Best Man Holiday: Harper comes up with an idea--he wants to make a holiday for all the best men that went to weddings. Lance finds out, he bitches, and kicks Harper's ass for not telling him about it.
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dav
Hank Scorpio
Posts: 6,053
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Post by dav on Oct 15, 2014 9:06:12 GMT -5
Lupin III - Die Nostradamus! Lupin III and co. go back in time to kill Nostradamus so people need to find something different for poorly thought out literature.
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Post by Hit Girl on Oct 15, 2014 9:47:40 GMT -5
To Kill A Mockingbird
Would be a very bad thing to do.
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Post by SsnakeBite, the No1 Frenchman on Oct 15, 2014 10:26:32 GMT -5
12 Rounds: John Cena has only twelve bullets in his gun, and there are thirteen hostages...how will he overcome the odds this time? Wait, is John Cena trying to kill the hostages?!
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Injustice45
Fry's dog Seymour
Consider me the Athena/Yoshimitsu of Avatars and Signatures.
Posts: 22,458
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Post by Injustice45 on Oct 15, 2014 10:40:38 GMT -5
12 Rounds: John Cena has only twelve bullets in his gun, and there are thirteen hostages...how will he overcome the odds this time? Wait, is John Cena trying to kill the hostages?! Okay, there are thirteen robbers, and each one of them has a hostage. Cena only has twelve bullets in his pistol. How can he rise above hate in that scenario?
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Bub (BLM)
Patti Mayonnaise
advocates duck on rodent violence
Fed. Up.
Posts: 37,742
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Post by Bub (BLM) on Oct 15, 2014 12:24:51 GMT -5
Home Alone - A kid is left at home by himself with no adult supervision.
Hey wait.
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Post by bibboid on Oct 15, 2014 22:06:27 GMT -5
A Bridge Too Far - a family vacation to see the Golden Gate Bridge in San Francisco comes to an abrupt end when their car runs out of gas.
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Crappler El 0 M
Dalek
Never Forgets an Octagon
I'm a good R-Truth.
Posts: 58,479
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Post by Crappler El 0 M on Oct 15, 2014 22:16:19 GMT -5
A Place in the Sun: About a section of the interior of the sun.
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Post by Larryhausen on Oct 15, 2014 22:39:30 GMT -5
Monster In Law The story of Frankenstein's monster as a lawyer who takes other monsters' cases against the prejudice human public. Only if the opposing attorney is Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer.
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Post by bibboid on Oct 15, 2014 22:53:13 GMT -5
A Fistful of Dollars becomes the story of a guy heading out for a night at a strip club.
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Post by lildude8218 on Oct 15, 2014 23:11:49 GMT -5
The Green Lantern would have been a hell of a lot more entertaining
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