Formerly the artist known as bigbackbodydrop, Mr Excitement, Mr Not That Exciting Anymore, Mr Wilson Might Be Exciting, Wilson Wilson Jr Is Intriguing, Sgt Arthur Wilson, Prick (the P is silent), Richie Twat, Richard Davies and Beach Black 92.
Everyone's favorite non-union giant Sami Zayn equivalent, Russel Walker
Ah, "Man lacking giant Sandwich". He was amongst my favourite of the weirdoes. Still blows my mind that Buddy Stretchmark is Graves' brother. Graves is this cool, kinda grimy tattooed dude in good shape, his brother's this weird looking husky dude who it looks like stole his sister's tights. And hairstyle.
How he never teamed with Lift Sawyer is beyond me.
I'll tell you what I do enjoy though, seeing the studio pics of dudes who are currently on the roster from their NXT days. For example:
BELIEVE! IN THE TRUNKS! (Seriously though, why isn't Reigns wearing trunks? He looks legit there.)
Oh, and Rick Viktor was apparently the skeeviest dude ever before he joined the Ascension:
Gamertag: Future Shock UK PSN:FutureShockUK Twitter:@theeajpowell
DT Porter. aka the dude that got released, went on this Facebook rant, then claimed that he was hacked, and killed his girlfriend a short while later.
"Guys, I don’t know how much longer I can handle this. Every day is a constant struggle to keep my sanity. I love wrestling and it’s all I ever wanted to do. Already going crazy since I’ve been for like ten months now, but it gets worse. Every day a trainer goes out of his way to rib or disrespect me in front of the boys because I’ve been out so long. I can’t clear myself. I wanna wrestle more than anything, but I don’t even know who I am anymore. It’s so f***ing hard. I just feel it just building inside of me and I don’t know how much longer I can contain it. I have daydreams of just f***ing everyone up on some real shit. I’m not a kid. I’m a f***ing man. But what do you do when the people in charge of helping you get to the main roster are the ones making your life the hardest. I’ve been drinking almost every day. It’s to the point to where I keep Vodka and Gin in my trunk. Help me!"