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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Nov 12, 2014 16:02:58 GMT -5
Anything but please don't show Tommy Dreamer, I don't know why but I'm staring to seriously hate him
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Post by metylerca on Nov 12, 2014 16:28:46 GMT -5
Anything but please don't show Tommy Dreamer, I don't know why but I'm staring to seriously hate him *cue Dreamer crying* I think a rather inventive way for TNA to go out would be to turn on their entire audience. Show starts with Dixie walking backstage, she walks into a room and finds Russo on a couch, sitting casually. Russo pulls out a DVD from his jacket pocket and tells Dixie, "It's time."
They put the disc on and before they press play, they look directly into the camera and say together with glee, "SWERVE!" They then press play.
What starts is a two hour documentary filmed behind the scenes in TNA that shows how TNA being the worst company in the world all these years was all on purpose. Footage of booking meetings in even 2005 show Jarrett and Dixie on a PC browsing message boards and Myspaces looking for what the crowd wants from TNA, while drinking, snorting coke and laughing at the bad ideas they could come up with just to see the crowd reactions. Jarrett says "How bout if Kevin has a fake heart attack under the guise of not wanting to job. Then we'd put the belt on Rhyno, the fans love him.... and then I win it back and laugh at them!"
Cut to 2006 where they're filming Vince Russo and Dutch Mantell driving to the next city while coming up with ideas for future shows. Russo suggests they have a backwards battle royal and they begin to come up with details of how they'll explain the concept to talent with a straight face.
Cut to 2010 where Hulk Hogan comes in and when asked how he'd mess up the product, he pulls out an old WWF 1991 rolodex and begins to give Dixie and Bob Carter phone numbers to the living (and some of the dead) wrestlers from that time period.
Finally cut to 2014 just before the meeting with Sting to discuss his contract, where they tell him "your time has passed, nobody wants to see you anymore. Not even in WWE, which is why we held onto you for so long." Yes, even TNA bookers and agents turn on Sting.
After the documentary, they cut back to Dixie who sits accomplished behind her desk to sign off for one last time.
Dixie: f*** wrestling fans. You'll all watch ANYTHING. Oh, yeah. The following people are gay.
Names quickly scroll down the screen as the show comes to a close.
If nothing else, I'd laugh.
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on Nov 12, 2014 16:58:36 GMT -5
Like this
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Post by Deleted on Nov 12, 2014 17:05:03 GMT -5
The show opens with a cold open of the Repo Man lurking outside the arena. Throughout the night he shows up and repo's things until during the main event it's just Tenay and Taz standing and wearing speedo's(Repo took their threads) first the show goes silent as their headsets are repo'd and then the show goes black when the camera's are taken.
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Post by adamclark52 on Nov 12, 2014 17:06:40 GMT -5
Like this Ok, backstory PLEASE.
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Post by Von Wagner's Brownies on Nov 12, 2014 17:13:58 GMT -5
Like this Ok, backstory PLEASE. Empty arena match between Kurt Angle and Sting, before that match, the gif in question.
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Post by adamclark52 on Nov 12, 2014 17:21:11 GMT -5
Empty arena match between Kurt Angle and Sting, before that match, the gif in question. And they literally kicked everyone out?
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Post by Von Wagner's Brownies on Nov 12, 2014 17:23:01 GMT -5
Empty arena match between Kurt Angle and Sting, before that match, the gif in question. And they literally kicked everyone out? Yes, everyone except for the cameramen had to leave the building.
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Post by lemonyellowson on Nov 12, 2014 17:33:04 GMT -5
slowly and with as much heresay and conjecture as possible..
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Post by adamclark52 on Nov 12, 2014 18:44:24 GMT -5
slowly and with as much heresay and conjecture as possible.. I wanna hear lots of talk on how they really gave it to the WWE in the second Monday Night War, where WWE fired the first shot by stealing Chris Harris away from them.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 12, 2014 19:51:54 GMT -5
A distraught Dixie Carter drinking from a bottle of Mad Dog 40/40 in the middle of the ring.
Well, that, and Jeff Hardy in the Willow mask slapping his butt cheeks while screaming the Star Spangled Banner.
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Post by Just call me D.j.m. on Nov 12, 2014 22:19:47 GMT -5
With the Impact Zone engulfed in flames and Hector Guerrero screaming "POR QUE?!?!?!?" into the night sky.
And the final image is Vince Russo & Jim Cornette looking down and shaking hands.
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Post by ayumidah on Nov 13, 2014 4:21:45 GMT -5
Serious answer: Everyone currently in conflict realizes they can just talk out there problems and not have to settle them in the ring. Never want to see a promotion end, but always wanted to see one end like that. Would send a good message. And EC3 and Spud could be friends again then. I like it!
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Post by Deleted on Nov 13, 2014 7:32:09 GMT -5
slowly and with as much heresay and conjecture as possible.. I wanna hear lots of talk on how they really gave it to the WWE in the second Monday Night War, where WWE fired the first shot by stealing Chris Harris away from them. Talk about how TNA turned the war around and nearly put WWE out of business over night with that show where the Voodoo Kin Mafia drove around Greenwich looking for a Target.
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Post by MrElijah on Nov 13, 2014 15:54:42 GMT -5
Dixie giving a sexy dance.
A night of Scott Steiner on the mic.
Low-Ki & Davey burning all the bridges.
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Post by Bram wants to 'urt you on Nov 13, 2014 18:14:01 GMT -5
Kurt Angle has to moonsault off of something.
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Post by Push R Truth on Nov 13, 2014 18:20:56 GMT -5
Cheex breaks the ring and creates a dangerous pit. Then a reverse battle royal is held, but anytime somebody enters the ring they fall into the pit and are never seen again. The last wrestler is Abyss. He pulls up his shirt, does the truffle shuffle and does a cannonball into the pit while giving the finger to the crowd.
Then it breaks to a "On the next episode of Impact!" teaser. They talk about a bunch of bullshit dream matches as if they are promoting a real show. Like Cena vs Hogan for the title. Andre vs Warrior in a Heaven's Gate Match and Virgil vs Chavo in a Legends of Legends 6 Sides of Steel Match.
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Nov 13, 2014 18:37:49 GMT -5
Tenay goes full Scarface
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Post by Push R Truth on Nov 13, 2014 18:44:17 GMT -5
The last 10 minutes of IMPACT is Tenay doing a mountain of coke off the announcers desk and holding an overunder assault rifle/grenade launcher in each hand going full auto
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Post by Citizen Snips Has Left on Nov 13, 2014 19:21:26 GMT -5
Have the final match end with a run-in by Steve "Mongo" McMichael. Tenay yells "What's Mongo doing in The Impact Zone?! YOU'LL NEVER FIND OUT. YOU WILL NEVER KNOW WHY MONGO WAS HERE. YOUR LIFE WILL CONTINUE AS AN EMPTY VOID. THIS IS TNA."
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