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Post by gentlemaniac on Jul 26, 2015 15:43:58 GMT -5
at least now we know why he was the Missile Assault Ant. it probably sheds some light on what the other two members were doing prior to wrestling So Arctic Rescue Ant was actually Cuba Gooding Jr. from the movie Snow Dogs this whole time? I'm not gonna say I told you so... but I had a hunch.
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Post by 2coldMack is even more baffled on Jul 26, 2015 15:46:40 GMT -5
So seriously, did Orbit Adventure Ant die on the way back to his home planet or?
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Post by Apricots And A Pear Tree on Jul 26, 2015 15:49:19 GMT -5
WTF
Edit: Nick Gage is not a Chikara fan it seems
@thekingnickgage: What the f*** am i watchin right now Lets get this @beyondwrestling shit started. the longer i wait the more angry i get f*** this shit MDK
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Post by lildude8218 on Jul 26, 2015 16:24:11 GMT -5
it'll be revealed that Arctic Rescue Ant is responsible for the polar ice caps melting and Orbit Adventure Ant will have something to do with Area 51
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Post by Chuckie Finster on Jul 26, 2015 16:26:06 GMT -5
I want Nick Gage and Quackenbush to get into it so badly.
There were several in-ring murders last season, so blowing up a bus in Zimbabwe isn't far fetched. Also, what did you think Deucallion did in Africa? Pick daisies and ride hippos?
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Post by Mondai Rogue on Jul 26, 2015 16:27:22 GMT -5
I want Nick Gage and Quackenbush to get into it so badly. There were several in-ring murders last season, so blowing up a bus in Zimbabwe isn't far fetched. Also, what did you think Deucallion did in Africa? Pick daisies and ride hippos? Yeah but stating it's a school bus is too far. That's children they're talking about, whoever thought that was a good idea needs to take a long hard look at themselves in the mirror.
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Post by Apricots And A Pear Tree on Jul 26, 2015 17:18:38 GMT -5
Orbit Adventure Ant sabotaged the Space Shuttle.
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Post by Mondai Rogue on Jul 26, 2015 17:25:17 GMT -5
Just seen Quack is doing an AMA on the 29th. That should be interesting.
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Post by EyeofTyr on Jul 26, 2015 17:52:04 GMT -5
Yikes...well, I guess it's development. Even if it's awkward development.
And, yeah, the Hero situation isn't an isolated event. As much as Quack likes to pat himself on the back by admitting he's a jerkface 99% of the time behind the camera, it doesn't change that he's a jerkface 99% of the time behind the camera. If anything, it makes it worse because he's self aware.
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Post by Frizzle Fry on Jul 26, 2015 17:56:35 GMT -5
Quack isn't exactly innocent when it comes to talking to other wrestler's girlfriends. Yup. Hypocrisy, thy name is Mike Quackenbush. Just a curiosit: the girlfriend of who are we talking about here ?
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Post by Talent Name on Jul 26, 2015 18:01:02 GMT -5
Yup. Hypocrisy, thy name is Mike Quackenbush. Just a curiosit: the girlfriend of who are we talking about here ? Allegedly Quack was intimate with Saturyne while he was married
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Post by Frizzle Fry on Jul 26, 2015 18:02:18 GMT -5
Just a curiosit: the girlfriend of who are we talking about here ? Allegedly Quack was intimate with Saturyne while he was married That was not already dismissed as a hoax ?
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Post by Error on Jul 26, 2015 18:45:57 GMT -5
Allegedly Quack was intimate with Saturyne while he was married That was not already dismissed as a hoax ? Quack is the only one I know to deny it. Considering how things fell apart after that rumor surfaced, it will always be around though.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Jul 26, 2015 19:11:07 GMT -5
I remember the rumor was that Mrs. Quack apparently found out and threatened to pull her funding away if she didn't leave....about at the time they expanded into being the Wrestling Is promotions.
So yeah, I take it very skeptically.
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Post by Frizzle Fry on Jul 26, 2015 19:48:29 GMT -5
I remember the rumor was that Mrs. Quack apparently found out and threatened to pull her funding away if she didn't leave....about at the time they expanded into being the Wrestling Is promotions. So yeah, I take it very skeptically. I honestly take this just as a another "creative" theory for chikara closure. In the same way i dont think that all this stories about quack douchness to be exactly true. I mean if he really was like that nobody will work for him and a lot of chikara guys could work in another promotions easily
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Jul 26, 2015 19:53:33 GMT -5
I remember the rumor was that Mrs. Quack apparently found out and threatened to pull her funding away if she didn't leave....about at the time they expanded into being the Wrestling Is promotions. So yeah, I take it very skeptically. I honestly take this just as a another "creative" theory for chikara closure. In the same way i dont think that all this stories about quack douchness to be exactly true. I mean if he really was like that nobody will work for him and a lot of chikara guys could work in another promotions easily I think it's overblown, but I'd say there's truth to some of it. It seems like darn near everyone in wrestling is an asshole and/or a scumbag, so Quack being a control freak is a lot less worse then being a racist or drug addict or murderer or sex offender like other such illuminaries.
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Post by 2coldMack is even more baffled on Jul 26, 2015 19:56:16 GMT -5
I remember the rumor was that Mrs. Quack apparently found out and threatened to pull her funding away if she didn't leave....about at the time they expanded into being the Wrestling Is promotions. So yeah, I take it very skeptically. I honestly take this just as a another "creative" theory for chikara closure. In the same way i dont think that all this stories about quack douchness to be exactly true. I mean if he really was like that nobody will work for him and a lot of chikara guys could work in another promotions easily As a counterpoint to that, Ian Rotten is proven to do WAY worse than the worst Quack's been rumored to do, and people still work for him, so....
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Post by Chuckie Finster on Jul 26, 2015 22:47:51 GMT -5
Yeah but Ian Rotten had a pizza oven. Does Quack have a pizza oven? I don't think so.
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Post by EyeofTyr on Jul 27, 2015 0:12:27 GMT -5
While Quack is by no means the worst human being ever to be involved in pro-wrestling, even alleged loyalists to CHIKARA like Kingston have put him on blast before though.
Probably the strangest thing to me is that usually when one of the old crop does, they get the boot. Even if only for a temporary period. Yet Kingston's sabbaticals from CHIKARA have been cups of coffee at best and Quack keeps pulling him back in. Whereas Jigsaw, Akuma and the like are left in exile.
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Post by Bear Skin Rug on Jul 27, 2015 0:34:38 GMT -5
From interviews, it seems that most outsiders who already have names are treated well by Quack. It's the loyalists and people from his school who he treats with a tight leash; he knows who "belongs" to him. It all seems pretty political. Of course, this is just speculation.
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