Entrants:
13) Drew McIntyre
26) William Regal
Eliminations:
1) The Vigilante Sting and his bat makes sure the longest reigning WWE Champion Bruno will not win this rumble
5) The Vigilante Sting and his bat eliminate Dory Dixon because he doesn't have the slightest of f***s of who he is
8) Tired of Sting's crap. Fimlay attacks Sting, but in the process, eliminates himself, but before he goes, he breaks Sting's legs with his Sheleigh, thus ending the threat of Sting, to add insult to injury, Horswoggle comes out and bites Sting in the crotch on his way out.
7) Zeb Quatro accuses Ultimate Warrior of being a Real American. He then says look Amigo I want you to hop back to the other side of border this rumble is only for non Americans.Warrior obliges with Zebs wishes
10) Just Gabriel goes for the 450 splash only to be knocked over the top by Piper
4) Drew is still reaching for that brass ring even though he no longer works for WWE so goes right after big Gorilla Monsson and slams him over
14) Dario Cueto is paying Big Ryck more then enough so he doesn't need this win. So he decides to stay at home and smoke more cigars instead.
6) Chris Jericho is thrown out by his old rival Wright.
2) La Parka hits Mad Dog Vachon with a chair and the impact sends him over the top
17) Kofi Kingston does not want to compete in a rumble without the New Day around to cheer for him so he forfeits
15) Ludvig Borga is hurricaraned out by Alex Wright
3) Rowdy Roddy Piper is choke slammed out by Andre
20) It's Bad News for Barrett this time as Andre knocks him out of the ring with a giant right hand just as he gets in, nearly breaking Santino's record.
21) Kamala doesn't have a leg to stand on so he forefits and watches the rumble from the commentary booth with Renee and Albert
16 and 19) La Parka and Great Muta fall victim to Andre as well
18)"Baron" Mikel Scicluna is eliminated after an enziguri from Owen
23 and 24) Sheamus announces to everyone that Taylor Swift concert tickets go on sale in an hour everyone just continues fighting,everyone except Samoa Joe who says YES YES YES I have been waiting to see her for years. Sheamus then says would you like to carpool fella and Joe says I always carpool it is good for environment
11) Alex Wright is eliminated by Adam Rose after a dance off
9) Bunny races to the ring and beats the living hell out of Adam Rose and eliminates him from Rumble
22) & 27) As soon as The British Bulldog enters he goes after Owen Hart as revenge for Royal Rumble 97, but Nikolai Volkoff takes advantage and dumps them both.
12) Umaga comes bulldozing down to the ring, and instantly targets the 1 billion pound giant, sending Andre back to Grenoble, France.
25) Regal sics YOUMANGA on Volkoff. Needless to say, Volkoff doesn't spend much longer in the ring.
28) Umaga is dumped out by the undefeated Rusev
30) In the name of Rock and Roll, D-Mac eliminates Rusev
29) Iron Sheik
is humbled by the 2 Europeans
