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Post by tigermaskxxxvii on Dec 14, 2014 20:02:59 GMT -5
They're gonna strap sex offenders into chairs and pry their eyes open and have them watch Mamma June's sex tape, then they're gonna have them watch it again as some Ludwig van plays over the stereo to help cure them of all their unnatural urges (and their natural urges as well).
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Post by Mozenrath on Dec 14, 2014 20:06:40 GMT -5
You know what? They probably don't expect them to actually take the offer and just want the publicity. And if they do take them up on it, seriously, just don't watch it and it won't be a profitable exercise for them.
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Dec 14, 2014 20:08:36 GMT -5
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Post by MC Blowfish on Dec 14, 2014 20:17:45 GMT -5
We should raise money so they don't do it.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 14, 2014 20:21:03 GMT -5
This is the best argument against porn yet. Way to f*** up a good thing, Vivid.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 14, 2014 20:22:04 GMT -5
Here Comes Honey Boo Boo's Mother.
And I have now damned my soul for all eternity.
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Post by tigermaskxxxvii on Dec 14, 2014 20:23:59 GMT -5
We should raise money so they don't do it. We can buy the master copy and put it in a crate next to the Arc of The Covenant in that warehouse at the end of "Raiders".
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Post by Sephiroth on Dec 14, 2014 20:40:15 GMT -5
We should raise money so they don't do it. We can buy the master copy and put it in a crate next to the Arc of The Covenant in that warehouse at the end of "Raiders". But then Jams Woods will watch it
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Post by Deleted on Dec 14, 2014 21:44:05 GMT -5
The bar has sunk again!!!
We need JAMES CAMERON
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Post by SHAKEMASTER TV9 is Don Knotts on Dec 14, 2014 21:47:55 GMT -5
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Post by pegasuswarrior on Dec 14, 2014 21:52:50 GMT -5
Here Comes Honey Boo Boo's Mother. And I have now damned my soul for all eternity. BWAHAHAHA!
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Post by Ryback on a Pole! on Dec 14, 2014 22:27:07 GMT -5
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Post by Dave the Dave on Dec 14, 2014 23:00:47 GMT -5
I will do it for half that much. You can't pass that deal up Vivid!
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Post by mizzziggler on Dec 14, 2014 23:04:29 GMT -5
Well since she is officially unemployed from TLC and has no real skills to get a job to support the family....
She may take them up on the offer.
Nah. I would rather her just be on welfare. Here's my tax dollars, mama June.
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Post by blackmegaman on Dec 14, 2014 23:05:30 GMT -5
Why ?....was there a demand for this ?
I mean there was no other D-grade celebrity they could have offered some money to do it ? Is this who "scandal" she is in really that marketable/buzz worthy enough to drop a mill on a person no one wanted to see in that way ?
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Post by Dave the Dave on Dec 14, 2014 23:23:48 GMT -5
I will do it for half that much. You can't pass that deal up Vivid! With Mama June? I'm bumping up to 3/4 of a million for that.
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Post by chrom on Dec 14, 2014 23:29:21 GMT -5
Where's my hurling bucket?
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Post by xCompackx on Dec 14, 2014 23:32:34 GMT -5
I get that there's probably someone somewhere who would legitimately want to see a Mama June sex tape, but it's still a really weird proposal. The only reason this woman is famous is because she's the mother of a kid that happened to catch on enough to warrant a reality show. Like, I'm not a Honey Boo Boo expert or anything, but is there any actual reason for Mama June's success aside from her daughter? That's a little bit creepy to offer a sex tape deal based on your child's "success".
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Post by AFN: Judge Shred on Dec 14, 2014 23:43:21 GMT -5
It makes Octomom's seem like Casablanca.
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Post by ededdneddy on Dec 15, 2014 1:02:33 GMT -5
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