The Unconquered Sun
King Koopa
He has no pants! What a heathen!
Lord of Storms and Kittens!
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Dec 16, 2014 7:12:59 GMT -5
While we're at it, i too would like to apologize for what i did to that park bench... ... In front of the elementary school... ... Dressed as Wonder Woman... ... 46 times... ... With a package of beef jerky...
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Post by Father Dougal McGuire on Dec 16, 2014 7:20:15 GMT -5
Well....
Yet you can't
What can I say, just don't do this....
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Post by Hit Girl on Dec 16, 2014 11:23:39 GMT -5
I don't know you, I don't know what you did, or what you want forgiveness for, but I just want to say, that I will never forgive you, ever.
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Post by Dave the Dave on Dec 16, 2014 12:26:41 GMT -5
I am going to take this time to apologize to:
I want to apologize if I offended anyone earlier. I'd like to apologize that your nitroglycerin sensibilities were instantly shattered by a few tips taps from my keyboard. I'm sorry for your loss of other people's loved ones. I apologize for the Wright Brothers for their role in 9/11 and for Kool-Aid's part in the Jonestown Massacre. I also apologize for Darwin and his theory of evolution that perpetuated 1,000 of years that led to the creation of the Norway rat that spread the Bubonic plague throughout Europe and eradicated a third of society; I know that one was hard on you. I am truly sorry.
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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on Dec 16, 2014 12:39:37 GMT -5
No, I refuse your apology. I don't believe you even attempted to aim for the toilet, and someone had to clean it up. That just ain't cool man, it was goddamn disgusting. I'm fairly certain it gave me PTSD.
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Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on Dec 16, 2014 13:32:23 GMT -5
You apologize and want peace. We shall have peace... We shall have peace, when you answer for the burning of WWE current, and the posters that lie dead there! We shall have peace, when the lives of the mods whose bodies were hewn even as they died against the gates of Off Topic, are avenged! When you hang from a deleted thread for the sport of your own trolls...! We shall have peace.
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adamclark52
El Dandy
I'm one with the Force; the Force is with me
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Post by adamclark52 on Dec 16, 2014 13:48:50 GMT -5
I'm a Packers fan. Do you play for Buffalo? If so I refuse your apology.
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Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
Unique and Special Snowflake, and a pants-less heathen.
Perpetually Constipated
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Post by Push R Truth on Dec 16, 2014 13:59:18 GMT -5
You had me at "asshole"
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Post by Mid-Carder on Dec 16, 2014 14:26:16 GMT -5
(Don't know what's going on, but...)
You want forgiveness? Well I'm afraid I've got some Bad News
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RKTaker
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by RKTaker on Dec 16, 2014 15:14:45 GMT -5
I'm sorry...I love you. *superkick* You son of a bitch!! I was gonna do that!! *superkicks both of you* THAT'S MY GIMMICK!!! IT'S IN MY TITLE ON THE LEFT HAND SIDE!!!! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE MY FRIEND!!!!! actually it says boot to the head that could mean anything
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MiLB Fan
Fry's dog Seymour
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Post by MiLB Fan on Dec 16, 2014 16:48:43 GMT -5
It's too late to apologize. It's too laaaaate!
(I honestly have no idea what the OP is apologizing for; I just wanted to make that joke.)
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Hawk Hart
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Sold his organs.
The Best There Is, the Best There Was, and the Best That There Ever Will Be
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Post by Hawk Hart on Dec 16, 2014 19:52:38 GMT -5
You son of a bitch!! I was gonna do that!! *superkicks both of you* THAT'S MY GIMMICK!!! IT'S IN MY TITLE ON THE LEFT HAND SIDE!!!! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE MY FRIEND!!!!! actually it says boot to the head that could mean anything Obviously there's a lack of Tae Kwon Leap masters in this thread.
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Deleted
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Post by Deleted on Dec 16, 2014 23:02:03 GMT -5
This will be my final post for a while. I'm not leaving the forums flat out, but it's clear that what I need to do is step away for a bit and let cooler heads prevail. I am going to leave this here though. I just posted it on Facebook and at the risk of digging myself deeper, I need it to be seen by a larger group of people:
So yeah, I get it. And I get that I'm the one being unreasonable asking for a reduced sentence, considering what I did. I hope my non-e-fed friends on here can look past this, seeing how they weren't in the thick of it, and not judge me. I can't justify what I did or why, nor am I even going to attempt it. All I can do is hope that down the road, people will see that I feel terrible for what I did and start to forgive me.
And on that note, I am requesting a mod please lock this thread. I will be going dark for a while, probably until February, then we'll see what happens. Peace, you guys.
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fw91
Patti Mayonnaise
FAN Idol All-Star: FAN Idol Season X and *Gavel* 2x Judges' Throwdown winner
Tribe has spoken for 2024 Mets
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Post by fw91 on Dec 16, 2014 23:09:01 GMT -5
...all in all is all we are
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