I NEED A CRAPPY CHRISTMAS MOVIE

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Ron Howard's How The Grinch Stole Christmas. Stretching a storybook to two hours, people with ugly/creepy makeup, what more could you ask for?

[Clash, Never a Meter Maid]

Dec 17, 2014 4:58:10 GMT -5 Mozenrath said:

Christmas Shoes or the sequel I think it got?

Apparently it's a trilogy of movies. Don't bother, just check out Patton Oswalt's routine on the song that inspired them.

[StuntGranny®]

Dec 17, 2014 10:41:59 GMT -5 Tom Selleck said:

Ernest saves Christmas is pretty horrible.

This is just pure, uncut, grade A blasphemy. Ernest is/was a national treasure.

My suggestions:

- Christmas Vacation 2: This is really, really bad. It's honestly probably the worst Christmas movie I've ever seen. It centers around cousin Eddie going on vacation and it is the lowest form of cinematic shit. It isn't 'so bad it's good', it's 'so bad I want to cut my own wrists if I ever have to watch this again.'

- Four Christmases: My better half loves this movie, so I have to suffer through it every year. There's a really funny nativity/church scene, but the rest is just pure garbage.

- I'll Be Home For Christmas: Jonathan Taylor Thomas stars as a rich brat who must race home for Christmas Eve in order to receive his dad's Porsche. From that description, surely you can see why it sucks.

- Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer: I'll second this being terrible. This is a 90 minute or 120 minute movie (can't remember which). Why the hell they felt a production based on that song needed to be that long, I don't know. The animation and story is f***ing awful.

[Orange]

Dec 17, 2014 4:10:20 GMT -5 cageking666 said:

So as some of FAN know, as of 2012, hubby and I have been in a bad movie war

And as some of FAN know, I'm currently in a Christmas challenge (I used two picks in Doctor Who and Mickeys Once Upon a Christmas)

I need something bad to make him throw his hands in the air

Christmas Story 2?
Santa and Martians?
Santas Slay?!?

I took a Buzzfeed quiz last night that brought... um... this to my attention...

www.imdb.com/title/tt2304098/

NYC ad exec Holly Maddux dreams of the perfect life, the perfect job, and of course, the perfect man to sweep her off her feet. When she wakes up one day to find the "perfect man" awaiting her, who is nothing more than a mannequin come to life, she must decides if "perfect" is the perfect fit for her.

Now I don't know about you, but I'm thinking something like that just might give you the edge over him! You can find the whole thing on YouTube, and I'm sorry.

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Jingle All the Way 2

[xCompackx]

Dec 17, 2014 4:52:22 GMT -5 The Unconquered Sun said:

I havent seen it but Jingle All The Way 2 looks like a root canal feels.

As someone who has seen it, a root canal is far less painful.

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1991's animated TV special, THE CHRISTMAS TREE.

Dec 17, 2014 7:36:55 GMT -5 Starshine said:

Star Wars Holiday Special.

It has to be real, though. This is make believe.

[Duke Delicious]

Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny

[bob]

The weird Mexican Santa movie where it's Santa vs Pinch the devil

[Drillbit Taylor]

Any Pre 1930s Christmas movie

[celticjobber]

Christmas With The Cranks

[ookkie]

Dec 17, 2014 7:36:55 GMT -5 Starshine said:

Star Wars Holiday Special.

I'm debating showing this to my students tomorrow.

[Starshine]

Dec 18, 2014 17:31:39 GMT -5 ookkie said:

Dec 17, 2014 7:36:55 GMT -5 Starshine said:

Star Wars Holiday Special.

I'm debating showing this to my students tomorrow.

Man, you must really hate those kids.

[edgestar]

Dec 17, 2014 13:37:42 GMT -5 @nothankyou said:

Ron Howard's How The Grinch Stole Christmas. Stretching a storybook to two hours, people with ugly/creepy makeup, what more could you ask for?

My mom and I both agree, this movie sucks. The cartoon is the best version!!!

[Bob Schlapowitz]

Dec 17, 2014 10:41:59 GMT -5 Tom Selleck said:

Ernest saves Christmas is pretty horrible.

You just made a very powerful enemy.

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Winner one of four

StuntGranny®

Currently watching I'll Be Home For Christmas