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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Dec 18, 2014 23:54:24 GMT -5
f***ing enough, already. I laughed just as hard as everyone else when Kane sauntered out in a suit and tie last year but how is this still going? Dude is wrestling in slacks and looks like a complete doofus every time he's out there. What's even the point? It's Kane so it's funny that he's still dressing all proper? He's impossible to take even mildly seriously.
I got no beef with Glenn Jacobs but Korporate Kane is rotten to the core.
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Post by turkeysandwich on Dec 18, 2014 23:55:41 GMT -5
What we need is Malibu Kane.
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Post by mizerable on Dec 18, 2014 23:57:54 GMT -5
Get in line. It's been a decade of dullness.
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Post by Rolent Tex on Dec 19, 2014 0:14:32 GMT -5
Kandy Kane on Raw or else.
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Post by TWERKIN' MAGGLE on Dec 19, 2014 0:16:02 GMT -5
If he gets too tanned, we'll have Krispy Kane.
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Post by RIHT on Dec 19, 2014 0:17:17 GMT -5
I wish Kane actually became an authority figure rather than just remove his somewhat cool attire and mask have the Demon Kane gimmick watered down to just mean heel. Maybe show him using his magical powers in the office or chokeslamming an intern if he's mad in a segment every now and then, or use his wrestling ability sparingly, but basically he just became a wrestler again a month after the change.
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Dec 19, 2014 0:25:38 GMT -5
I don't get why he doesn't put the mask back on. He gave the ability to unleash the monster to Stephanie McMahon, but she's not in power any more, so he's not the Director of Operations any more, so why not go back to being a monster?
At the very least, stop wrestling in slacks and get something that doesn't show your age quite as much.
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Post by DZ: WF Legacy on Dec 19, 2014 0:43:01 GMT -5
They've made one of their more marketable and recognizable characters and made him as boring as humanly possible. I truly do not get it. I mean, I'm totally over Kane as many fans are now, but if the guy is going to be active, at least try and make him semi-interesting.
Korporate Kane could've been an awesome transition for him. It's been boring as shit.
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Post by Starshine on Dec 19, 2014 0:47:20 GMT -5
Kane's only value in recent years was being a nostalgia trip character. But since they've stripped everything noteworthy away from his character, I have no idea why he's still being featured so heavily. He should be a total jobber, because he adds nothing to the show anymore.
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Post by fw91 on Dec 19, 2014 0:47:37 GMT -5
Koncessions Kane was going somewhere
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Post by schma on Dec 19, 2014 1:39:41 GMT -5
Perhaps this is HHH's version of an intervention (although it's a bit late). "You see Ric? That was you in TNA".
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Post by misconduct was wrong on Dec 19, 2014 2:13:52 GMT -5
Kane, or rather Glen Jacobs, is one of my all time favorites. I honestly wish he wasn't so much of a company guy. That when they came to him time and time again for stupid storylines and gimmicks, that he would've said NO now and again.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 19, 2014 2:34:07 GMT -5
I don't understand why he's still Korporate. Why does he still seem to be aligned with The Authority when The Authority isn't even The Authority anymore?! I guess Stephanie took his mask with her when she packed up her office. I guess he never got her address, so now he's a man in slacks with no sense of purpose.
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Post by mcstoklasa on Dec 19, 2014 2:36:55 GMT -5
I've been enjoying it. We don't need any more masked Kane.
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Post by Topher is Human on Dec 19, 2014 2:38:12 GMT -5
I just really want Kane to turn face and be the somewhat goofy badass he was with Daniel Bryan. By all means do not team those two up (however a backstage segment or two wouldn't hurt) but give him that personality back!
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Post by Heartbreaker on Dec 19, 2014 2:43:21 GMT -5
Somebody needs to set Kane on fire again.
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Dec 19, 2014 2:54:36 GMT -5
I don't understand why he's still Korporate. Why does he still seem to be aligned with The Authority when The Authority isn't even The Authority anymore?! I guess Stephanie took his mask with her when she packed up her office. I guess he never got her address, so now he's a man in slacks with no sense of purpose. He should fashion his own crude mask from a paper plate and a rubber band that he can wear.
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Post by DjZonk on Dec 19, 2014 13:10:21 GMT -5
Korporate Kane should team with King K Rool
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Post by mrbananagrabber on Dec 19, 2014 13:43:18 GMT -5
I do like the three times he's squashed Adam Rose, though.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 19, 2014 13:47:46 GMT -5
Take out the word "korporate" and you have my thoughts for the past four years.
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