So I just got a number

Magician under the moonlight Bill S. Preston, Esq. Always Beaten To The Punchline. Always. A magician and a thief. That's Badass Posts: 15,727	So I just got a number Dec 20, 2014 4:49:52 GMT -5 via mobile Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Magician under the moonlight on Dec 20, 2014 4:49:52 GMT -5 And I don't know what to do, Any advice? (If someone makes a reference to the song, I'll kill you.) I still do not understand my sudden popularity with girls in the past few years. :-P
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Cranjis McBasketball Crow T. Robot Knew what the hell that thing was supposed to be Peace Love and Nothing But Posts: 41,889	So I just got a number Dec 20, 2014 4:52:20 GMT -5 Professor Chaos, Magnus the Magnificent, and 6 more like this Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Dec 20, 2014 4:52:20 GMT -5 Hopefully, get lucky and she'll give you the other six!!!! Also, if I know anything about girls and I think I do, they all love dick pics.
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Non Banjoble Tokens Wade Wilson Mustached Banjo Bear Posts: 28,017	So I just got a number Dec 20, 2014 5:02:08 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Dec 20, 2014 5:02:08 GMT -5 Is it the number 7? That's a good number.

wakko Samurai Cop Knows This BAAAGH!!!! Posts: 2,208	So I just got a number Dec 20, 2014 6:52:23 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by wakko on Dec 20, 2014 6:52:23 GMT -5 If you're interested in her, just call her. Don't think, just do!

Can you afford to pay me, Gah Grimlock An OG poster Posts: 14,896	So I just got a number Dec 20, 2014 7:05:26 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Can you afford to pay me, Gah on Dec 20, 2014 7:05:26 GMT -5 If you are interested in her call her.
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Deleted Deleted Member Posts: 0	So I just got a number Dec 20, 2014 11:08:40 GMT -5 via mobile A Platypus Rave, stealthamo, and 4 more like this Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Deleted on Dec 20, 2014 11:08:40 GMT -5 Call her, maybe?

Sephiroth Wade Wilson Surviving Posts: 28,888	So I just got a number Dec 20, 2014 11:12:45 GMT -5 via mobile revolver86, Digital Witness, and 2 more like this Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Sephiroth on Dec 20, 2014 11:12:45 GMT -5 "A number! Was it a 1? How about a 2? Ah ah ah!"
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Vice honcho room temperature Retired Mod Posts: 16,796,938	So I just got a number Dec 20, 2014 11:13:01 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Dec 20, 2014 11:13:01 GMT -5 Is the number 12?

Deleted Deleted Member Posts: 0	So I just got a number Dec 20, 2014 11:32:55 GMT -5 via mobile "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay likes this Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Deleted on Dec 20, 2014 11:32:55 GMT -5 I don't like them apples

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So I just got a number Dec 20, 2014 12:51:50 GMT -5 Toxik916, The Sam, and 1 more like this

Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Dec 20, 2014 12:51:50 GMT -5

I cannot believe this question was actually asked, so I'm going to give as many facetious answers as I can think of.

Here's what you should do with her phone number.
- Post it on reddit.
- Write it on every sheet of your toilet roll until you memorise it, then once you have, eat the remainder of the roll
- Google her phone number, if it's a list number and you can find out where she lives, go there and put your dick through her mail slot
- Start giving it to other girls claiming it's your number, then watch the world burn
- Give it to me, and I'll call her, shout 'SOMEONE LIKES YOU' then hang up on her
- Legally have your name changed to her number so she knows you're serious
- Legally have her name changed to her phone number so she won't forget it. That's just being neighbourly!
- Write a song about her phone number and then text her the chord structures throughout. And none of this 'repeat chorus' bullshit, I want every chord voicing written out in full notation, using only your phone. Don't puss out on me, man
- Text her saying only sluts give out their phone number so what's her email address instead cause you don't want to catch something

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Mid-Carder King Koopa Posts: 11,623	So I just got a number Dec 20, 2014 12:57:37 GMT -5 "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay, Magic knows Black Lives Matter, and 3 more like this Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Mid-Carder on Dec 20, 2014 12:57:37 GMT -5 Text her "stick the winner"

Kevin Hamilton Gentle Lover Lynx Semi-Expert; Doesn't think a $5 Shake is overpriced Posts: 30,661	So I just got a number Dec 20, 2014 13:14:36 GMT -5 "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay likes this Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Kevin Hamilton on Dec 20, 2014 13:14:36 GMT -5 You don't know what to do? Language
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Main Eventer Unicron Posts: 2,913 Member is Online	So I just got a number Dec 20, 2014 13:16:58 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Main Eventer on Dec 20, 2014 13:16:58 GMT -5 Text her

Urethra Franklin King Koopa When Toronto sports teams lose, Alison Brie is sad Posts: 11,088	So I just got a number Dec 20, 2014 13:44:50 GMT -5 via mobile Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Urethra Franklin on Dec 20, 2014 13:44:50 GMT -5 I think the whole "three days" thing is bullshit. Text her later today and say it was really nice to meet her and go from there.

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So I just got a number Dec 20, 2014 13:46:55 GMT -5 Toxik916 and "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay like this

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Dec 20, 2014 4:52:20 GMT -5 Cranjis McBasketball said:

Hopefully, get lucky and she'll give you the other six!!!!

Also, if I know anything about girls and I think I do, they all love dick pics.

They do appreciate dick picks but they appreciate the full cheek spread even more!

Lila El Dandy Slip N Slide World Champion 1997 Posts: 8,905	So I just got a number Dec 20, 2014 13:47:27 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Lila on Dec 20, 2014 13:47:27 GMT -5 867-5309 Call me.

MC Blowfish Samurai Cop Posts: 2,293	So I just got a number Dec 20, 2014 13:48:13 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by MC Blowfish on Dec 20, 2014 13:48:13 GMT -5 I love this forum. It better never go away. Call her or text her later. Compliment her, but don't be creepy and take it from there.