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Post by Sephiroth on Dec 20, 2014 17:29:38 GMT -5
"Mary, you're son shall grow to be wise and enlightened and shall serve as a guiding light to many. But im afraid I've got some bad news..."
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Post by mrtuesday on Dec 20, 2014 18:22:26 GMT -5
So you bought your wife a nice comb for her hair? Well, I'm afraid I've got some BAD NEWS....
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Post by MiLB Fan on Dec 20, 2014 19:02:27 GMT -5
"Homer, I know you were counting on the big jar to save the holidays after you didn't get your Christmas bonus. But I'm afraid I've got some BAD NEWS!"
"Oh Bart, you think you're getting BONESTORM for Christmas?! Well, I'm afraid I've got some BAD NEWS!"
"People of Springfield, it's so touching how you all came together to help out the Simpsons after hearing that a burglar stole their tree and all their presents. But I'm afraid I've got some BAD NEWS!"
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Post by Sephiroth on Dec 20, 2014 19:57:18 GMT -5
So you bought your wife a nice comb for her hair? Well, I'm afraid I've got some BAD NEWS.... "Got your husband a nice new pocket watch for Christmas? Well I'm afraid I've got some bad news..."
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Post by Topher is Human on Dec 20, 2014 20:38:15 GMT -5
Oh John, you think surprising your ex wife at Nakatomo Plaza was a good idea? Well I'm afraid I've got some Bad News!
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Post by mrtuesday on Dec 20, 2014 21:55:14 GMT -5
Virginia, I've received your letter asking if Santa was real...
I'm afraid I've got some BAD NEWS....
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Post by Deleted on Dec 20, 2014 22:08:54 GMT -5
Oh John, you think surprising your ex wife at Nakatomo Plaza was a good idea? Well I'm afraid I've got some Bad News! The FBI guys have arrived? Well I'm afraid I've got some bad news!!
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Post by Deleted on Dec 20, 2014 22:32:05 GMT -5
Clark Griswald, you think this Christmas will be a perfect, old-fashioned Christmas?
Well, I'm afraid I've got some bad news...
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Post by Andy Martin on Dec 20, 2014 22:52:23 GMT -5
Annie, you think that Oliver Warbucks is a changed man? Well I'm afraid I've got some BAD NEWS!
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Post by TWERKIN' MAGGLE on Dec 21, 2014 1:00:13 GMT -5
Maybe next Christmas, we WON'T have this thread.
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Post by wildojinx on Dec 21, 2014 1:04:26 GMT -5
So you think you're going to defeat Rocky Balboa on Christmas, do you Mr. Drago? Well, im afraid ive got some bad news.."
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Post by Andy Martin on Dec 21, 2014 1:46:06 GMT -5
Maybe next Christmas, we WON'T have this thread. So you think you've made a clever post, do you? Well, I'm afraid I've got some BAD NEWS!
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Post by Magnus the Magnificent on Dec 21, 2014 7:24:45 GMT -5
Hey kids! I see you baked your cookies and poured up the milk, and now you're waiting for Santa to arrive. Well, I'm afraid I've got some BAAAAAAAAAAD NEWS!
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Post by Sephiroth on Dec 21, 2014 9:19:38 GMT -5
"So wrestling fans, you think WWE's ECW Christmas pay per view is going to be good? Well I'm afraid I've got some bad news..."
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Post by turkeysandwich on Dec 21, 2014 11:00:42 GMT -5
"Hey you two generic 90's sitcom stars in this ABC Family original holiday movie, I know you really hate each other right now and have vowed you will never get together with each other. Well, I'm afraid I've got some bad news..."
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Post by Sephiroth on Dec 21, 2014 12:23:28 GMT -5
"Old Man Potter, your scheme to ruin George Bailey is brilliant! But Saturday Night Luve just found done lost footage, and I'm afraid I've got some bad news..."
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Post by Hanzo on Dec 21, 2014 12:35:22 GMT -5
Little Kid: Are you ready for Santa Claus to visit you, Mr. Barrett?
"I'm afraid I have some BAD NEWS..."
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Post by Deleted on Dec 21, 2014 13:39:01 GMT -5
"You might think it'd be utterly impossible for Santa & his reindeer to run over grandma while she was walking back from your house Christmas Eve, but I'm afraid I've got some bad news. Those police sirens and ambulances down the road.....they aren't tending to a terrorist attack."
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Post by Sephiroth on Dec 21, 2014 17:18:42 GMT -5
"Jack Frost, you thought you were going to win the fair maiden's hand and be human for the rest of you're life? Well I'm afraid I've got some bad news..."
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Post by Sephiroth on Dec 21, 2014 20:33:56 GMT -5
"So Santa Claus, thought you were just going to deliver presents to the Ultimate Warrior's house and be on your merry way? Well I'm afraid I've got some bad news!"
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