Mozenrath
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Post by Mozenrath on Dec 21, 2014 12:11:04 GMT -5
Die Hard: He has no shoes!
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Crappler El 0 M
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I'm a good R-Truth.
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Post by Crappler El 0 M on Dec 21, 2014 12:16:00 GMT -5
The Little Mermaid: A half-fish/half-woman leaves her family, changes who she is, and changes her identity in an attempt to woo a man she saw briefly on a boat.
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Post by Tiger Millionaire on Dec 21, 2014 12:18:30 GMT -5
Goodfellas: Three Friends Go into business together with hilarious results.
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H-Virus
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A Real Contagious Experience
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Post by H-Virus on Dec 21, 2014 12:24:09 GMT -5
Airplane!: Zero Hour with jokes.
Hunchback of Notre Dame: Annoying gargoyles ruin an otherwise enjoyable children's movie involving murder, pole-dancing, implications of rape and Satanic imagery.
Friday the 13th: Stupid parents keep sending their kids to a place where dozens of children have already been murdered before.
The Usual Suspects: Rosebud was a ghost the whole time.
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Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on Dec 21, 2014 12:36:56 GMT -5
Die Hard: He has no shoes! Die Hard 2: he has no car! Die Hard with a Vengeance: he has no aspirin! Live Free or Die Hard: he has no hair! |
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agent817
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Post by agent817 on Dec 21, 2014 12:44:01 GMT -5
Die Hard: He has no shoes! Die Hard 2: he has no car! Die Hard with a Vengeance: he has no aspirin! Live Free or Die Hard: he has no hair! A Good Day To Die Hard: He is on vacation! |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 21, 2014 13:02:14 GMT -5
The Amazing Spider-Man: In this epic retelling of the Spider-Man mythos, Peter Parker watches his uncle die and battles a schizophrenic super villain.
The Amazing Spider-Man 2: Two crybabies with self-entitlement issues go after Spider-Man.
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Post by Stu on Dec 21, 2014 13:03:30 GMT -5
Stand By Me: Kids almost get hit by a train while walking on tracks just so they can see the guy who was hit in the first place.
Not sure if this thread should be called "Bad Movie Reviews." More like "Bad Movie Summaries" or "Bad Movie Plots."
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Reflecto
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The Sorceress' Knight
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Post by Reflecto on Dec 21, 2014 13:51:02 GMT -5
Scott Pilgrim vs. The World: Man finds out he's not his girlfriend's first love and has problems because of it.
Transformers: A kid gets screwed by the used car dealership when he buys his first car, but he has no problems with it because it got him laid anyway.
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince: A boy having problems in one of his classes gets tutored by his teacher.
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Post by hossfan on Dec 21, 2014 14:58:18 GMT -5
Citizen Kane: "Rosebud" is the name of his sled.
Psycho: Norman Bates kills everyone while dressed as his dead mother.
Murder on the Orient Express: All the suspects are guilty; and they get away with it.
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Gecko
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Post by Gecko on Dec 21, 2014 15:38:31 GMT -5
From Dusk Till Dawn: A Preacher, a young girl and a young boy walk into a pub...
From Dusk Till Dawn: George Clooney spends a night at a bar with some vampires and Sex Machine.
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Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on Dec 21, 2014 16:46:19 GMT -5
Taken: Liam Neeson finds Albanian kidnappers. Kills them. Taken 2: Albanian kidnappers find Liam Neeson. He kills them too. Taken 3: Liam Neeson finds Liam Neeson. Albanian kidnappers are killed. Taken 4: Liam Neeson kills Liam Neeson? |
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Post by Dave the Dave on Dec 21, 2014 18:11:35 GMT -5
Stand By Me: Kids almost get hit by a train while walking on tracks just so they can see the guy who was hit in the first place. Not sure if this thread should be called "Bad Movie Reviews." More like "Bad Movie Summaries" or "Bad Movie Plots." Well plots doesn't make sense either lol. I'll give you summary |
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Dec 21, 2014 18:59:41 GMT -5
Pulp Fiction: The voice of RJ from DreamWorks' Over The Hedge gets in a shootout with the star of Disney's Bolt.
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Dec 21, 2014 20:49:14 GMT -5
Paranormal Activity: A couple buy a video camera and film themselves in bed. Actually, you could go with: Paranormal Activity: Nothing Paranormal Activity 2: More nothing Paranormal Activity 3: Prequel nothing, plus witches Paranormal Activity 4: Diet nothing Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones: Ethnic nothing |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 21, 2014 21:14:14 GMT -5
A View To A Kill: James Bond meets a woman 1/4 his age and fights Christopher Walken.
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Post by bibboid on Dec 21, 2014 23:36:51 GMT -5
Rocky - a boxer has no chance to beat the champ. He tries anyway and loses.
Rocky 2 - the boxer gets a rematch against the champ and this time he wins.
Rocky 3 - A master class in acting starring Sylvester Stallone, Hulk Hogan and Mr. T.
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