Post by tigermaskxxxvii on Dec 22, 2014 19:06:40 GMT -5
I've thought about what kind of ring entrance I'd use and here's what I'd do if it was up to me:
-"Ashes to Ashes" by Faith No More blares over the P.A. system.
-I do not breach the curtain to reveal myself to the crowd until the first chorus of the song.
-When I do reveal myself, I walk out backwards wearing a denim jacket with a patch on the back recreating the panel from The Watchmen of the newscaster announcing the birth of Dr. Manhattan by saying "The Superman exists, and he's American." After a brief pause I turn around and point to an American flag patch above my jacket's left breast pocket. Thus very arrogantly (and very heelishly) implying that I am said American Superman.
-On my way to the ring I give the entire arena full of people the cold shoulder as if I'm above them (because I am!).
-Finally, upon reaching the ring I stare right through my opponent while standing on the ring apron before entering.
I have a podcast "Nothing's Funny with Jeff & Josh". We have a Halloween episode up as of today (October 31st appropriately enough).
I wouldn't shake any hands, but I would give stiff knife-edge chops to babies to imbue them with my fighting spirit and ensure they grow up to be good, upstanding human beings. Then, if the parents got angry I just gave a stiff knife-edge chop to their infant, I would point them out and yell "YOU HAVE NO SPIRIT!" and get the crowd to boo their lack of spirit.
Post by The Unconquered Sun on Dec 23, 2014 7:06:19 GMT -5
I would come out dressed in black leather and studs with all the swagger of Ian Astbury in the Fire Woman video, with Type O Negitive's Black Number 1 blairing over the PA. While i'm still on the ramp i'll cover myself in fire ants and pig's blood. Lets see who wants to shake my hand then!