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Post by Deleted on Dec 22, 2014 23:42:53 GMT -5
They look trendy, fashionable, nice, and have a big pocket....WHAT A BABYFACE!!!
Also what a belt!
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Post by Deleted on Dec 22, 2014 23:50:04 GMT -5
WHY ARE YOU YELLING AT ME?!
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Post by FAR5222 on Dec 22, 2014 23:51:53 GMT -5
They are not called jorts those were cargo shorts. Jorts are slang for JEAN shorts.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 23, 2014 0:13:18 GMT -5
!!!!!CHARACTER CHANGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Deleted on Dec 23, 2014 0:25:13 GMT -5
Heel turn imminent. Hold on to your butts.
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Post by MichaelMartini on Dec 23, 2014 0:32:52 GMT -5
I don't know about trendy but at least he's in the current decade now.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 23, 2014 1:18:26 GMT -5
They are not called jorts those were cargo shorts. Jorts are slang for JEAN shorts. Oh yeah? Well You can take your slang from THE MAN and send them back on the boat!
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Post by FAR5222 on Dec 23, 2014 1:24:10 GMT -5
They are not called jorts those were cargo shorts. Jorts are slang for JEAN shorts. Oh yeah? Well You can take your slang from THE MAN and send them back on the boat! That just went over my head.
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Post by "I'm Batman..." on Dec 23, 2014 2:07:07 GMT -5
pics?
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Post by Deleted on Dec 23, 2014 2:17:33 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Dec 23, 2014 2:25:31 GMT -5
I think I have those same shorts...
Am I... Am I John Cena?!
*Looks at mirror*
No... No I am not.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 23, 2014 2:46:36 GMT -5
You know, I like cargo pants/shorts.
Thing is, I tend to have a bunch of crap in my pockets and am not... typically booked to wrestle that day, so it actually makes a little bit of sense. What's John got?
There's no t-shirts/armbands/stickers/whatever for the kiddies in there. I've never seen a wallet. Also, he's not a heel. He's not brandishing knucks/a chain/powder/flash paper or anything. He's rocking functional gear that has no function because he has to look like he's twelve until the end of time, or something.
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Post by jemtruman on Dec 23, 2014 5:41:37 GMT -5
KMart finally figured out plaid shorts have been selling well over the last decade.
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Post by jemtruman on Dec 23, 2014 5:43:54 GMT -5
Seriously- Cena probably has the easiest ability to "blend" his gear if he loses his gear bag somewhere. Send someone to KMart or Target, get some shorts, shoes, borrow some generic knee pads and take a few armbands from the merch stand and wa-la, gear magic.
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Post by mcstoklasa on Dec 23, 2014 5:43:59 GMT -5
I think they look good. Cena has quite good attire
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Post by Throwback on Dec 23, 2014 7:38:16 GMT -5
I have those shorts. A really hot chick recently made fun of me for wearing them.
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Post by Push R Truth on Dec 23, 2014 7:44:46 GMT -5
I have two pairs of those. One old pair for fishing and gardening, one new pair for golfing and looking sexy.
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Post by BJ Sturgeon on Dec 23, 2014 11:16:54 GMT -5
So, those are corts? Or plorts?
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Post by "I'm Batman..." on Dec 23, 2014 11:59:03 GMT -5
That's definitely something a heel would wear.
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Post by Burst on Dec 23, 2014 12:04:36 GMT -5
In two of those pics it almost looks like they're tucked into his kneepads. I would almost rather have the jorts at this point.
I seriously wonder sometimes if Cena's shorts is WWE's defense against the "it's just grown men in their underwear" argument.
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