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Post by wildojinx on Dec 23, 2014 23:37:39 GMT -5
I got visited by this chick calling herself the Ghost of Christmas Past, and she somehow took me back in time and showed me what Christmas was like as a kid, then this big guy calling himself the Ghost of Christmas Present came and showed me how my friends and family are celebrating Christmas, then the Grim Reaper came and showed me my own tombstone. One real freaky night.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 23, 2014 23:40:10 GMT -5
I was a giant duck for some reason.
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Dec 23, 2014 23:42:10 GMT -5
It was a hallucination, brought on by alcohol. Russian vodka, poisoned by Chernobyl.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 24, 2014 0:02:18 GMT -5
Last night? Weren't they like 2 days early?
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Post by Deleted on Dec 24, 2014 3:22:49 GMT -5
I got visited by the ghost of my old business partner and three ghosts, then four guys came and got rid of the ghosts with funny looking backpacks.
Then I got visited by three ghosts that looked an awful lot like those guys.
Then I got visited again by the first set.
You guys got off easy.
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Post by adamclark52 on Dec 24, 2014 3:35:02 GMT -5
I got shocked at work.
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Post by Rumble McSkirmish on Dec 24, 2014 5:46:05 GMT -5
No, but I did get visited by a spirit who looked like Robbie Coltrain who showed me how my ancestors were a bunch of jerks and that if I too was a jerk to everybody then one day my descendent will take over the universe. So yeah I'm afraid I'm going to be a total bastard to you lot from now on. It's for the greater good you see. Now piss off all of you!
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on Dec 24, 2014 5:54:43 GMT -5
Nothing happened to me on Christmas Adam
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Post by Deleted on Dec 24, 2014 5:59:30 GMT -5
I had something similar happen. First, a walking dog ghost visited me. He kept calling himself Marley, my business partner. But I don't know anyone named Marley. Was this some weird reference to that movie MARLEY AND ME? I never saw it, but the dead dog makes me think it was related. Then Jiminy Cricket visited me and took me to the past. Jiminy Cricket! No one's thought of him since the '80s. I like old Disney references. And also senseless time travel without annoying complex rules. So I was in. Then the giant from Mickey And the Beanstalk shows up. Ok, holy shit, another random Disney character. Totally in. Although all that food........the logistics of how he got all that food in my apartment, not to mention himself, distracted me. If he was showing me pertinent things, I was NOT paying attention. Although I should note at this point, I was seeing a lot of Robin Hood and Wind in the Willows people in the background. That was also very nice. Good to know it can still be about things other than Toy Story and Pixar and Frozen. Then it got weird, something about a grave and that fat dog guy from Goof Troop? 2 weasels in a cemetery near Warren Oates' headstone, Mickey burying some kid mouse, I died in a fiery inferno pit? My dreams often get very bizarre at some point. So this all makes sense to me. In that it does not make sense. Right? Then I woke up............a little more Christmasy. And not wearing pants. ........but that's normal. No pants, that is. I might still be pantsless right now. Merry Christmas.
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Post by Sephiroth on Dec 24, 2014 9:45:22 GMT -5
I tried to get laid.
Didn't happen.
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Post by James Fabiano on Dec 24, 2014 9:53:33 GMT -5
No but some Clarence dude showed me what things would be like if I were never born.
But I could be wrong...I was stricken blind because my mom put Lifebuoy soap in my mouth for saying the F dash dash dash word.
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Dec 24, 2014 15:26:05 GMT -5
I had something similar happen. First, a walking dog ghost visited me. He kept calling himself Marley, my business partner. But I don't know anyone named Marley. Was this some weird reference to that movie MARLEY AND ME? I never saw it, but the dead dog makes me think it was related. Then Jiminy Cricket visited me and took me to the past. Jiminy Cricket! No one's thought of him since the '80s. I like old Disney references. And also senseless time travel without annoying complex rules. So I was in. Then the giant from Mickey And the Beanstalk shows up. Ok, holy shit, another random Disney character. Totally in. Although all that food........the logistics of how he got all that food in my apartment, not to mention himself, distracted me. If he was showing me pertinent things, I was NOT paying attention. Although I should note at this point, I was seeing a lot of Robin Hood and Wind in the Willows people in the background. That was also very nice. Good to know it can still be about things other than Toy Story and Pixar and Frozen. Then it got weird, something about a grave and that fat dog guy from Goof Troop? 2 weasels in a cemetery near Warren Oates' headstone, Mickey burying some kid mouse, I died in a fiery inferno pit? My dreams often get very bizarre at some point. So this all makes sense to me. In that it does not make sense. Right? Then I woke up............a little more Christmasy. And not wearing pants. ........but that's normal. No pants, that is. I might still be pantsless right now. Merry Christmas. I had a similar experience, but with Jim Henson's loveable Muppets. Also pantsless
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Dec 24, 2014 15:32:17 GMT -5
A giant rabbit with a boomerang, Santa Claus and what I think is the Tooth Fairy kept trying to recruit me for something. Also for some strange reason I can now turn things into ice and generate snow, kinda like Elsa but only I have a cool staff.
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Post by Widow's Peak on Dec 24, 2014 16:39:38 GMT -5
Wow nothing like that happened to me...
But I've got this problem. My dad wants me to play a harmonica solo in the big Christmas Eve pageant. The thing is, I gave my harmonica to a sick kid and didn't tell anyone for some reason. Do you think that I can get that nice old lady at the department store to buy a new one for me?
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Post by Glitch on Dec 24, 2014 17:18:06 GMT -5
No but some Clarence dude showed me what things would be like if I were never born. But I could be wrong...I was stricken blind because my mom put Lifebuoy soap in my mouth for saying the F dash dash dash word. I had a similar experience. I was shown what everything around would be like if I wasn't born. I saw a version of FAN where it is a billionaire dollar company and all the forum members got really wealthy. And also the middle east was peaceful.
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Post by Sponsored by Groose Wipes on Dec 24, 2014 17:31:55 GMT -5
I heard chains last night and then I called the Ghostbusters. Problem solved.
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Post by James Fabiano on Dec 24, 2014 18:29:04 GMT -5
I heard about this guy whose heart grew three sizes that day. I hope WWE gave him a Wellness Violation.
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Post by Mr PONYMANIA Mr Jenzie on Dec 24, 2014 22:18:21 GMT -5
wait wait WAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!!!!!!!!
was she hot?
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Post by Ryback on a Pole! on Dec 24, 2014 22:25:18 GMT -5
I had a strange day also. My long lost son got in touch with me last night. I think he's mentally disturbed... he was dressed like an elf, claimed to be from the north pole and accused the shopping centre Santa Claus of sitting on a throne of lies.
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