Reflecto
Hank Scorpio
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Post by Reflecto on Dec 24, 2014 3:51:09 GMT -5
No, no. You have to have Luke Harper WEAR his mechanic attire to the ring as his creepy music and video occurs- then, when he hits the ring, the music changes to an up-tempo club like song as he rips them off to his trunks and then dances.
Then, since this will clearly turn Harper face, you reform Rowan and Harper and have them both do that, ripping their Wyatt Family clothes off and stripping for the crowd then dancing together, and with their opponents. This way, you get the best of both worlds and separate them from the Wyatt Family- and you get some huge babyfaces because everyone loves the dichotomy of two fat, ugly dudes dancing!
...oh, sorry, I had a WWE Creative moment.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 24, 2014 4:06:47 GMT -5
No, no. You have to have Luke Harper WEAR his mechanic attire to the ring as his creepy music and video occurs- then, when he hits the ring, the music changes to an up-tempo club like song as he rips them off to his trunks and then dances. Then, since this will clearly turn Harper face, you reform Rowan and Harper and have them both do that, ripping their Wyatt Family clothes off and stripping for the crowd then dancing together, and with their opponents. This way, you get the best of both worlds and separate them from the Wyatt Family- and you get some huge babyfaces because everyone loves the dichotomy of two fat, ugly dudes dancing! ...oh, sorry, I had a WWE Creative moment. I APPROVE THIS MESSAGE
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Post by Deleted on Dec 24, 2014 4:11:54 GMT -5
Eh, not yet.
IMO Luke needs to first undergo a Kamala civilization angle before he can rock gear without it seeming ridiculous.
As it stands, he still plays the fruit loop you could theoretically buy actually walks to the arena from the body shop/impound lot/graveyard/wherever.
He might not be Brays' puppet any longer, but he's still a lost soul. I super wouldn't buy such a person turning up in trunks and kickpads one day.
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The Unconquered Sun
King Koopa
He has no pants! What a heathen!
Lord of Storms and Kittens!
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Dec 24, 2014 5:50:50 GMT -5
No, no. You have to have Luke Harper WEAR his mechanic attire to the ring as his creepy music and video occurs- then, when he hits the ring, the music changes to an up-tempo club like song as he rips them off to his trunks and then dances. Then, since this will clearly turn Harper face, you reform Rowan and Harper and have them both do that, ripping their Wyatt Family clothes off and stripping for the crowd then dancing together, and with their opponents. This way, you get the best of both worlds and separate them from the Wyatt Family- and you get some huge babyfaces because everyone loves the dichotomy of two fat, ugly dudes dancing! ...oh, sorry, I had a WWE Creative moment. I APPROVE THIS MESSAGE Oh my god, i just squirt mt. Dew out of my nose i was laughing so hard. It burns!
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Post by Deleted on Dec 24, 2014 6:02:16 GMT -5
because everyone loves the dichotomy of two fat, ugly dudes dancing! I'm confused. In trying to be funny you seemed to overlook the fact that Harper isn't fat.
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Post by berlynwright on Dec 24, 2014 6:31:18 GMT -5
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Essential1
Hank Scorpio
Sigs/Avatars cannot exceed 1MB
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Post by Essential1 on Dec 24, 2014 7:23:45 GMT -5
Harper is fine the way he is. The more he looks like a hobo the better.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 24, 2014 8:27:05 GMT -5
No thanks.
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Allie Kitsune
Crow T. Robot
Always Feelin' Foxy.
Celestial Princess in Exile.
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Post by Allie Kitsune on Dec 24, 2014 9:00:41 GMT -5
I disagree. Luke Harper needs a chainsaw and a Leatherface mask.
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Post by berlynwright on Dec 24, 2014 9:29:08 GMT -5
I disagree. Luke Harper needs a chainsaw and a Leatherface mask. American Psycho Luke Harper then
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Burst
El Dandy
*inarticulate squawking*
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Post by Burst on Dec 24, 2014 10:00:31 GMT -5
^ If it weren't for the fact that I don't think he has the hair for it, it would be one hell of a swerve to have him go away for injury or get written off with a stretcher job/whatever and then show up as a clean-shaven, yuppie Christian Bale lookalike entering to Huey Lewis, eh?
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Post by Racksman on Dec 24, 2014 11:10:41 GMT -5
I hate this place sometimes. FAN hates you sometimes too. I would hope it's more than sometimes or else I'm not doing my job to the best of my ability.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 24, 2014 12:16:16 GMT -5
Surprisingly his shirt hasn't just melted yet
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Eunös ✈
Dalek
Duck Feet Expert
Tolerated, just not practically liked.
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Post by Eunös ✈ on Dec 24, 2014 12:20:01 GMT -5
You worry me sometimes FAN
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Post by Drillbit Taylor on Dec 24, 2014 17:36:22 GMT -5
No, no. You have to have Luke Harper WEAR his mechanic attire to the ring as his creepy music and video occurs- then, when he hits the ring, the music changes to an up-tempo club like song as he rips them off to his trunks and then dances. Then, since this will clearly turn Harper face, you reform Rowan and Harper and have them both do that, ripping their Wyatt Family clothes off and stripping for the crowd then dancing together, and with their opponents. This way, you get the best of both worlds and separate them from the Wyatt Family- and you get some huge babyfaces because everyone loves the dichotomy of two fat, ugly dudes dancing! ...oh, sorry, I had a WWE Creative moment.
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r.
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Bye
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Post by r. on Dec 24, 2014 17:40:12 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Dec 24, 2014 17:46:02 GMT -5
I hate this place sometimes. FAN hates you sometimes too. I hate you all.
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