Hey! The Pizza place down the street is hiring!

[Lupin the Third]

This seems perfect to get some experience. Nothing could go wrong at this job, right? RIGHT?

[Gopher Mod]

After what I've heard about that major incident in the past, I don't want to even get close to that place let alone work there!

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Protip: Make sure you have good odor. Heard management is strict on that.

[Deleted]

Please tell me that's only for a weekend because how the f*** can anyone live on $120 a week?

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We could also have a party!

[Lupin the Third]

Dec 24, 2014 0:12:17 GMT -5 @supersweetbotch said:

Please tell me that's only for a weekend because how the f*** can anyone live on $120 a week?

Nope. 5 nights. Midnight to 6.

As for the "incident", I heard that was just an urban legend. No way those things could bite off your frontal lobe.

[Crappler El 0 M]

Just wear a cup and some thick gloves and you should be fine. Really, we've only had like four dismemberments since I started working here. There's NOTHING to worry about.

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Dec 24, 2014 0:20:02 GMT -5 Lupin the Third said:

Dec 24, 2014 0:12:17 GMT -5 @supersweetbotch said:

Please tell me that's only for a weekend because how the f*** can anyone live on $120 a week?

Nope. 5 nights. Midnight to 6.

As for the "incident", I heard that was just an urban legend. No way those things could bite off your frontal lobe.

Hmm... risk of death vs $4 per hour...

[Duke Delicious]

What is this incident?

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My actual current job is a midnight to 8am shift! And I am one of just two people in the whole building!

Yet I watched Markipliers whole lets play...then bought the game.

But anyway...hehehe (nervous look) you will be fine, just try not to think about all the noises you will be hearing.

[Non Banjoble Tokens]

Hey, free pizza! You can't beat that. And I think we live in the same town maybe I can get a job there too.

[Rumble McSkirmish]

I'd rather take a job as a pizza delivery man, because if movies have taught me anything they get some very good benefits if you know what I mean?

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Dec 24, 2014 5:39:20 GMT -5 Rumble McSkirmish said:

I'd rather take a job as a pizza delivery man, because if movies have taught me anything they get some very good benefits if you know what I mean?

My mind normally jumps to the dirtiest possible conclusion quickly, but for some reason I thought of Tobey Mcguire's Spider-Man and pictured him buried under rubble while trying to take a buttload of pizzas 44 blocks in 7 and a half minutes.

[Lupin the Third]

Dec 24, 2014 2:04:54 GMT -5 Duke Delicious said:

What is this incident?

Well according to legend, some kid got his frontal lobe "bitten off" by one of the animatronics, presumably Foxy the Pirate Fox. They call it the "Bite of '87."

But that couldn't happen. Those things don't just leap out of nowhere and attack you.

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Sorry to break kayfabe here, but if you have a Kindle, or anything else that can download Amazon apps, Five Nights is currently free for the holidays. Thought you should know.

[Lupin the Third]

Dec 24, 2014 1:13:50 GMT -5 @laveyan said:

Dec 24, 2014 0:20:02 GMT -5 Lupin the Third said:

Nope. 5 nights. Midnight to 6.

As for the "incident", I heard that was just an urban legend. No way those things could bite off your frontal lobe.

Hmm... risk of death vs $4 per hour...

Actually, I think it's a little more than $4/hour. They have to take out income tax (unless you decide to withhold income tax deduction), Social Security and Medicare.

Plus, it's only 5 nights. Sounds like a temp job. Not like they're gonna make you come back for a sixth or seventh night, right?