Tony Schiavontay
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Post by Tony Schiavontay on Dec 24, 2014 16:05:00 GMT -5
Jurassic Park, had Hammond spared a few expenses, notably the salary of Dennis Nedry. You make the fat, obnoxious, sleazy guy who pisses you off just by existing the guy with the keys to the entire computer network? Did Hammond have any screening process when he was hiring?
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Dec 24, 2014 16:17:37 GMT -5
Getting the most known one out: If Indiana Jones just stayed home and did absolutely nothing at all, the Nazis would find the Ark of the Covenant, bring it to Germany, and destroyed the entire Third Reich. If they found it. They weren't even looking in the right place. Breaking Bad: There's two of these. If 'Murica had free health care, Walt's cancer would have been taken care of right away and obviously he wouldn't have to cook meth. Not true, depending on the place some national health care only pay palliative costs not curative. That also disregards the fact that the main reason for cooking Meth is caring for his family after he died not paying for treatment.
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Post by The Tank on Dec 24, 2014 16:24:43 GMT -5
Jurassic Park, had Hammond spared a few expenses, notably the salary of Dennis Nedry. You make the fat, obnoxious, sleazy guy who pisses you off just by existing the guy with the keys to the entire computer network? Did Hammond have any screening process when he was hiring? And on that note... If Vince Vaughn and whatshername had just let the hunters SHOOT the genetic abominations that were NOT NATURAL IN THE SLIGHTEST AND THEREFORE SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN PROTECTED AS NATURE, they would've saved somewhere in the realm of 50 lives plus spared San Francisco a T-Rex rampage.
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Post by Cyno on Dec 24, 2014 16:40:21 GMT -5
A Song of Ice and Fire: If Catelyn didn't go all vigilante on Tyrion using only flimsy evidence suggesting that he tried to have Bran assassinated, the realm wouldn't have been plunged into war.
On that note, if Bran hadn't been playing Assassin's Creed, he would've never come upon Jamie and Cersei doing the diddly and everything would be nice and peaceful until the White Walkers came.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 24, 2014 16:56:45 GMT -5
If the wolves had just eaten Mowlgli, there wouldn't have been a Jungle Book.
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Post by Hit Girl on Dec 24, 2014 18:27:57 GMT -5
Gremlins
Had the Chinese kid actually explained what would happen if the three rules were broken, the Peltzers might have taken more care.
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Post by DiBiase is Good on Dec 24, 2014 18:31:36 GMT -5
It's an obvious one but if the bad guys weren't so intent on torturing him, they could have just put a bullet in James Bond's head and saved themselves a load of hassle, failure and death. Hank Scorpio had the right idea.
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Post by Hit Girl on Dec 24, 2014 18:39:26 GMT -5
Gladiator
If Marcus Aurelius just handed power directly to the Senate, he wouldn't have thrown Maximus under the chariot and made him a target for Commodus.
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Dec 24, 2014 22:00:34 GMT -5
It's an obvious one but if the bad guys weren't so intent on torturing him, they could have just put a bullet in James Bond's head and saved themselves a load of hassle, failure and death. Hank Scorpio had the right idea. I dunno he started out doing the Goldfinger laser death thing... it wasn't until he escaped that Scorpio decided to shoot him
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Post by Lord Rahl on Dec 24, 2014 23:54:24 GMT -5
. Frozen: If Elsa's parents actually followed the advice of the trolls and taught her that she can learn to control her powers instead of keeping her shut away in her room, becoming all isolated and depressed, maybe the whole place wouldn't have experienced a sudden winter. The bond between the sisters would've been stronger too. I've been saying something to that effect since I first saw the movie. Hell, she really doesn't even need to work on her control....she seemed to have pretty good control of it when they started playing. It's her aim she needs to work on
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Post by Deleted on Dec 25, 2014 0:24:31 GMT -5
If Dick Jones hadn't used live ammo in that presentation for the ED-209 there might not have even been a RoboCop he would have been forced to kill later and he could have just lived a peaceful life as a massively corrupt executive with mob ties...
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Post by Hit Girl on Dec 25, 2014 1:19:01 GMT -5
Dick Jones should have added a directive into Robocop's programming that Dick Jones could not be directly or indirectly arrested, harmed, or killed by Robocop.
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Post by karl100589 on Dec 25, 2014 13:27:38 GMT -5
Home Alone and it's sequel.
If the McAllister's didn't want Kevin to go missing (twice) then DON'T GO ON HOLIDAY. Stay at home for Christmas like a normal family.
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Post by Hit Girl on Dec 25, 2014 15:00:28 GMT -5
Armageddon
Teaching astronauts to drill would have been easier than teaching drillers to be astronauts.
Or sending drilling robots would have been easier than sending anyone at all.
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Post by EvenBaldobombHasAJob on Dec 25, 2014 16:05:12 GMT -5
Handsome Jack could've won and ruled Pandora if he didn't keep telling his own machines to re-spawn the Vault Hunters.
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Post by Hit Girl on Dec 25, 2014 16:35:00 GMT -5
Harry Potter
If Voldemort simply paid someone else to kill Harry through non-magical means, or ran him over with a car.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 25, 2014 17:15:04 GMT -5
Armageddon Teaching astronauts to drill would have been easier than teaching drillers to be astronauts. Or sending drilling robots would have been easier than sending anyone at all. Similar issue in Space Cowboys. Just have the old guys explain to young astronauts how to fix the satellite instead of having them train and go up there.
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Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on Dec 25, 2014 17:43:13 GMT -5
Harry Potter If Voldemort simply paid someone else to kill Harry through non-magical means, or ran him over with a car. For that matter, just remove the "Only I can kill him" stipulation and the Death eaters would have offed the little bastard as soon as they got the chance.
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Post by Hit Girl on Dec 25, 2014 17:48:54 GMT -5
Jurassic Park
Give each enclosure an independent generator.
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Dec 25, 2014 18:22:08 GMT -5
Home Alone and it's sequel. If the McAllister's didn't want Kevin to go missing (twice) then DON'T GO ON HOLIDAY. Stay at home for Christmas like a normal family. And don't invite Uncle Frank, the guy's a f***ing moocher
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