Humans are weird on how they express intimate love

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I love you so much so I want to crush you hard or I want you crush me hard. So weird on paper

[triplethreatmark]

Dec 24, 2014 14:11:05 GMT -5 @supersweetbotch said:

I love you so much so I want to crush you hard or I want you crush me hard. So weird on paper

Go home dude. You're drunk.

[Magic knows Black Lives Matter]

I let my girlfriend know that I'm not a player, I just crush a lot.

[Deleted]

Aziz Ansari has a great bit on how marriage is super crazy when you really look at it.

“Imagine if marriage didn’t exist, and you’re a guy and you ask someone to get married. Imagine what that conversation would be like. You’d be the guy and you’d be like,

[guy's voice]: Hey, so we’ve been hanging out all the time, spending a lot of time together and everything.

[girl's voice]: Yeah, yeah. I know.

[guy's voice]: I wanna keep doing that … til you’re dead. I want to keep hanging out with you until one of us dies. Put this ring on your finger so people know we have an arrangement.”

[girl's voice]: Who’s that guy?

[guy's voice]: It’s a priest. I want you to swear to god you won’t back out of this deal.

[girl's voice]: What’s he wheeling in?

[guy's voice]: It’s a cake with two tiny dolls that look like us. Eat a slice! Now feed a little bit to me.

[girl's voice]: This is really strange. Why are we doing this?

[guy's voice]: Tax purposes.”

[Deleted]

Well, we "fall" in love.

[Sephiroth]

Dec 24, 2014 14:11:05 GMT -5 @supersweetbotch said:

I love you so much so I want to crush you hard or I want you crush me hard. So weird on paper

Alexander Rusev was flirting with you?

[Hit Girl]

Demolition Crush, Kona Crush, or Japanese Crush?

[mizerable]

Let's get it on...

[The Unconquered Sun]

see my way of showing love involves paying $50 behind the dumpster at the 7-11, but what do i know.

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Also, acutually - thats also lust.

[Non Banjoble Tokens]

Dec 24, 2014 14:52:53 GMT -5 mizerable said:

Let's get it on...

Follow me, don't follow me...

[DSR]

Dec 24, 2014 14:18:47 GMT -5 @personman01 said:

Aziz Ansari has a great bit on how marriage is super crazy when you really look at it.

“Imagine if marriage didn’t exist, and you’re a guy and you ask someone to get married. Imagine what that conversation would be like. You’d be the guy and you’d be like,

[guy's voice]: Hey, so we’ve been hanging out all the time, spending a lot of time together and everything.

[girl's voice]: Yeah, yeah. I know.

[guy's voice]: I wanna keep doing that … til you’re dead. I want to keep hanging out with you until one of us dies. Put this ring on your finger so people know we have an arrangement.”

[girl's voice]: Who’s that guy?

[guy's voice]: It’s a priest. I want you to swear to god you won’t back out of this deal.

[girl's voice]: What’s he wheeling in?

[guy's voice]: It’s a cake with two tiny dolls that look like us. Eat a slice! Now feed a little bit to me.

[girl's voice]: This is really strange. Why are we doing this?

[guy's voice]: Tax purposes.”

I dig it. Made me think of an old Doug Stanhope bit:

You take love, this vague, nebulous concept, and you put it into a legally binding contract? That's like signing a document promising to be lucky!

Forever! I'm gonna be lucky forever, or you can sue me for half my money.

[Lord Rahl]

Dec 24, 2014 14:18:47 GMT -5 @personman01 said:

Aziz Ansari has a great bit on how marriage is super crazy when you really look at it.

“Imagine if marriage didn’t exist, and you’re a guy and you ask someone to get married. Imagine what that conversation would be like. You’d be the guy and you’d be like,

[guy's voice]: Hey, so we’ve been hanging out all the time, spending a lot of time together and everything.

[girl's voice]: Yeah, yeah. I know.

[guy's voice]: I wanna keep doing that … til you’re dead. I want to keep hanging out with you until one of us dies. Put this ring on your finger so people know we have an arrangement.”

[girl's voice]: Who’s that guy?

[guy's voice]: It’s a priest. I want you to swear to god you won’t back out of this deal.

[girl's voice]: What’s he wheeling in?

[guy's voice]: It’s a cake with two tiny dolls that look like us. Eat a slice! Now feed a little bit to me.

[girl's voice]: This is really strange. Why are we doing this?

[guy's voice]: Tax purposes.”

Made even funnier imagining his voice and delivery lol

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It isn't just love. a lot of good things are expressed in weird ways.

Chris Rock said once that the comedy industry must be f***ed up because they freely use terms like "He's bombing up there" or "He killed this audience."

[Hit Girl]

When I love someone, sometimes I crush them. Sometimes I let them crush me.


If they tell me they don't love me anymore, I crush their skull.