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Post by Deleted on Dec 26, 2014 18:22:45 GMT -5
I always thought the opening lines of Winds of Change was in German because I couldn't understand what the hell he was saying. Like I keep hearing Donkey Park and I'm like no this is German. It was English this whole time
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Post by Deleted on Dec 26, 2014 18:27:28 GMT -5
sound the alarm there's poop in this chair say rey? ha.
I used think TLC was saying they felt Damn I'm Pretty.
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Dec 26, 2014 18:58:52 GMT -5
"And baby through the years, even when we're old and gray, I will love you Morris Day..." - what I couldn't unhear for years with Michael Jackson's "Lady In My Life"
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Sephiroth
Wade Wilson
Surviving
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Post by Sephiroth on Dec 26, 2014 19:06:55 GMT -5
Deep Inside by Hardrive. I used to think they were saying "Deep, deep, deep in snot!"
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Post by Deleted on Dec 26, 2014 19:08:17 GMT -5
In the Beach Boys song, "Wonderful" there is a staged party in the middle eight. At one point, Brian says this: Actual line: Don't think you're...god. What I thought: Don't lick your...cock
Yeah...
Edit: Whoa, that's not edited?
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Eunös ✈
Dalek
Duck Feet Expert
Tolerated, just not practically liked.
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Post by Eunös ✈ on Dec 26, 2014 19:12:51 GMT -5
Fear Factory - New Breed
Actual lyrics
Born breed beaten, born breed beaten. New Breed, New Breed
What I heard
Wo man beater wo man beater, food fight!, food fight!
UB40 - Rat in me kitchen
There's a rat in me kitchen what and gonna do there's a rat in me kitchen what am I gonna do
Actual lyrics
I'm going to fix that rat that's what I'm gonna, I'm gonna fix that rat.
What I heard
I'm gonna Flintstone Rat that's what I'm gonna, I'm gonna Flintstone Rat.
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The Unconquered Sun
King Koopa
He has no pants! What a heathen!
Lord of Storms and Kittens!
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Dec 26, 2014 19:20:36 GMT -5
When I was 19 I was listening to Stairway to Heaven one night. I had heard the song somewhere around a thousand time by this point and knew the song by heart. but I swear when the lyric "there's still time to change the road you're on " hit, I heard "its time to change the oatmeal box." It only happened that one night. To this day I'm not sure what to make of it.
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Post by DASH 243✅ on Dec 26, 2014 19:24:48 GMT -5
panic in Detroit I always thought started out "looks a lot like shit in a bottle, in a broken glass" still don't know what the hell he says
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MiLB Fan
Fry's dog Seymour
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Post by MiLB Fan on Dec 26, 2014 19:31:41 GMT -5
Pretty much the entire opening to The Adventures of Pete and Pete. I heard it like this:
Hey smiling strange You're looking at the leaving range Can you sell a shoe bale? Or have you bitten the dog again?
It's ending, ay-yi-yi-yi Let your dog bi-yi-yi-yite It's ending
Ai-yi-yi, it's ending Let your dog bi-yi-yi-yite It's ending
Ai-yi-yi-yi, it's ending Let your dog bi-yi-yi-yite It's ending, yeah
Katy Perry - "Teenage Dream" Actual lyric: "We drove to Cali and got drunk on the beach" What I heard: "We built a kelly and got drunk on the beach"
And from her song "Dark Horse" Actual lyric: "So you wanna play with magic" What I heard: "So you wanna play with my Jeep"
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Post by Hurbster on Dec 26, 2014 20:07:57 GMT -5
Sue Lawley Sue Lawley Sue Lawley Sue Lawley.
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Cranjis McBasketball
Crow T. Robot
Knew what the hell that thing was supposed to be
Peace Love and Nothing But
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Dec 26, 2014 23:11:52 GMT -5
Actual "You can take the pity so far but it's more than I can stand"
What I still actually hear "You can take the biggest sofa but it's more than I can stand"
GN'R "You Could Be Mine"
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Post by Deleted on Dec 26, 2014 23:22:17 GMT -5
Iago Mickey lose my mind, muppet head, muppet head!
- DMX, "Party Up"
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Spider2024
Patti Mayonnaise
Dedicated 6,666th post to Irontyger
I believe in Joe Hendry.
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Post by Spider2024 on Dec 26, 2014 23:24:59 GMT -5
Welcome to the new age, to the new age. Cause I'm... ready to rock you, ready to rock you.
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the2ndevil
Grimlock
Super Seducer Survivor
Where Is Your Santa, Now?
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Post by the2ndevil on Dec 27, 2014 0:12:30 GMT -5
"'Scuse me, while I kiss this guy. "
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Dec 27, 2014 1:14:40 GMT -5
Is it worth it? Let me work it I put my thang down flip it and reverse it Is your purple nipple wet yet? Is your purple nipple wet yet?
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The Sam
El Dandy
The Brainiest Sam of all
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Post by The Sam on Dec 27, 2014 1:59:44 GMT -5
"Cheap wine and a three legged goat..."
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Goldenbane
Hank Scorpio
THE G.D. Goldenbane
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Post by Goldenbane on Dec 27, 2014 2:20:50 GMT -5
We built this shitty! We built this shitty! We built this shitty on Rocky Road!
Signs, signs, everywhere there's signs f***ing up the scenery, breaking my mind. Do this, don't do that can't you read the sign?
Is this Lowes that I'm seeing? Is this the Lowes that I've been searching for? Is this Lowes or am I dreaming? This must be Lowes 'cause it's really got a hold on me A hold on me
Hey, Jew, don't be afraid take a bad song and make it butter.
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Spider2024
Patti Mayonnaise
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I believe in Joe Hendry.
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Post by Spider2024 on Dec 27, 2014 2:26:24 GMT -5
And from her song "Dark Horse" Actual lyric: "So you wanna play with magic" What I heard: "So you wanna play with my Jeep" I heard "play with my cheek".
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Dec 27, 2014 5:31:17 GMT -5
And from her song "Dark Horse" Actual lyric: "So you wanna play with magic" What I heard: "So you wanna play with my Jeep" I heard "play with my cheek". I heard "play with my drink" like she was daring someone to try to slip her a roofie.
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Team Rocket
nostalgia makes me feel nostalgic
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Post by khyledeen on Dec 27, 2014 7:51:28 GMT -5
WWE Hall of Famer Edge's theme songs.
Actual lyric: "You think you know me"
What I heard until about 3yrs ago when someone corrected me: "He thinks you know me"
In Puddle of Mudd's Blurry is the line: "Nobody told you what to say, everyone showed you where to turn" OR "heroin showed you where to turn?", I've wondered this for YEARS!, does anyone actually know?, the acoustic version sounds like "heroin", maybe Wes sang heroin on this specific performance?, idk
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