Post your misheard lyrics

[Mozenrath]

"Let me your ruler, you can call me Green Bean" I thought it was like, a new slang I didn't know...

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f*** it, two tears in a bucket, hate it or love it, I'm not the one to try and f*** with.

[James Fabiano]

Benny and the Jets "got electric boobs"

[Deleted]

Push that funk into the maximum
Gimme all that brigging and the bigging that you will
Push that funk into the bibinanduhbiding
Rain and then rain you know it's only duh beginning! (BAH!)

Repeat 2x

I'm bakin a lemon inside you!
[Gibberish Intensifies]

-Disturbed, "Glass Shatters"

[tigermaskxxxvii]

The song "Prison Bound" by Social Distortion has a line that goes "It's cold and it's clammy, and it's colder than a pimp's heart". But I initially misheard the lyric as "It's cold and it's clammy, and it's colder than a pimp's hut". I don't know why a pimp would live in a hut (Samoan pimp maybe?). Although huts probably aren't that well insulated, so it would reason it'd at least be cool, if not downright cold in there.

[Hawk Hart]

"Oh oh oh, it's mah dick, ya knowwwww, never believe it's not so. It's mahhhh dick!"

[mizerable]

Just like the Bye Bye Bird..
Led rats through the streets..

[aliciafoxfan]

You Ain't a bitch You're a hoe, In U.N.I.T.Y

[Deleted]

"I'm in love with a Go Pro."

[fw91]

Green Day: Minortiy- "I wanna be a Menorah, Dude!"

[CATCH_US IS the Conversation]

"Tired of living like a black man"

Nickelback - How You Remind Me.

[Lila]

Madonna's Vogue & Express Yourself

Actual lyric: It's called a dance floor
What I heard: Get on the dance floor

Actual lyric: Well, I got something to sing about it
What I heard: Well, I got something to say about it

Also, the entire second verse of Bad Romance

[Main Eventer]

I tried this with Nick Jonas Jealous, but I watched 3 different lyrics videos and they all have different lines for it.

What I think the actual lyric is: "I turn my cheek, music up and I'm puffing my chest, I'm getting red in the face, you could call me obsessed."

What I keep hearing: "I turn my chin music up, and I'm puffing my chest, I'm getting ready to face you, call me obsessed."

Mine sounds like if HBK turned into Chris Brown.

[Brood Lone Wolf Funker]

I still hear it as There's a bathroom on the right

[DSR]

Not mine, but some coworkers of mine thought the Elton John classic said "Don't let your son go down on me."

There's also a song at my work that goes "Gonna break it to ya gently" which I initially heard as "Gonna break it to ya, Jet Li."

[ERON]

"Dirty deeds thunder chief" instead of "Dirty deeds done dirt cheap" (Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap by AC/DC)
"Just like the ones we love" instead of "Just like the white winged dove" (Edge of Seventeen by Stevie Nicks)
"All my dreams were awesome" instead of "All my dreams were answered" (I'll Never Let You Go by Steelheart)
"She don't run, she don't hide, she don't mind" instead of "She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie" (Cocaine by Eric Clapton)
"The cold will melt across your mind" instead of "Does Fort Worth ever cross your mind" (Does Fort Worth Ever Cross Your Mind by George Strait)

[Deleted]

For years, I thought the parts in No Doubt's Spiderwebs that says "I screen my phone calls" was saying "I scream my balls off."

[CATCH_US IS the Conversation]

"Tyrus, I'm never gonna f*** the mailman, now welcome to the Queendom"

Stephanie McMahon's entrance music.

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Jan 3, 2015 0:15:20 GMT -5 ERON said:

"Dirty deeds thunder chief" instead of "Dirty deeds done dirt cheap" (Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap by AC/DC)

I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE!

Anyway I always thought the beginning of Crazy Train went "OLIVE MOOOOOODE! HAHAHAHAAAAAA".

Not a lyric but music related, I thought it was "Alison Chains", not "Alice In Chains" until like 2 years ago.

[ededdneddy]

Lets get the obvious out of the way.

"I Can Slap A Tomato! I Can Dry Hump A Seal! When I Lives For The Moment! There Ain't No Crater In Me!"