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Post by Deleted on Dec 27, 2014 0:34:01 GMT -5
...how much heat and tears will that generate? Would you cry personally? I think there will be so many tears that it causes a flood of biblical proportions?
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Post by kidglov3s on Dec 27, 2014 0:39:43 GMT -5
Will he still be able to tear down the pillars of the Cena reinstated Authority (needed to combat an invasion of Souls from The Host)?
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Post by Deleted on Dec 27, 2014 0:43:34 GMT -5
I honestly think he'd look better with short hair. Don't think he pulls it off, looks too thin and scraggly.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 27, 2014 1:03:30 GMT -5
The Peer now spreads the glitt’ring forfex wide, T’ inclose the Lock; now joins it, to divide. Ev’n then, before the fatal engine closed, A wretched Sylph too fondly interposed; Fate urged the shears, and cut the Sylph in twain (But airy substance soon unites again). The meeting points the sacred hair dissever From the fair head, for ever, and for ever!
The Rape of the Lock, Alexander Pope
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Post by Deleted on Dec 27, 2014 6:12:41 GMT -5
Short haired angry roman reigns = ratings.
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Post by Mozenrath on Dec 27, 2014 6:14:57 GMT -5
As long as the commentators don't shout about the "raping him of his dignity" in one of the most uncomfortable calls I've ever heard, it'd probably get over fine.
I really don't think he'd look right with short hair, but if they took a strip off a few inches or something, it could work, I guess, but if they didn't do it with Bryan, they might have moved away from that some, since it's a very territory days move.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 27, 2014 6:22:19 GMT -5
New boom period.
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Post by ________ has left the building on Dec 27, 2014 7:06:56 GMT -5
I would cry a thousand tears because the World just got a little bit colder. I seen Roman's hair in person and it's majestic. Like if the finest, silken Asian hair did a fusion dance with Soul Glo. If you going to do a heel cuts face's hair angle, go all out. I want to see the heel completely shave his head and make a wig of said hair. Then he goes around wearing it to mock Roman.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 27, 2014 16:36:32 GMT -5
I would cry a thousand tears because the World just got a little bit colder. I seen Roman's hair in person and it's majestic. Like if the finest, silken Asian hair did a fusion dance with Soul Glo. If you going to do a heel cuts face's hair angle, go all out. I want to see the heel completely shave his head and make a wig of said hair. Then he goes around wearing it to mock Roman. And you're a man! Every woman who ever had long hair or been attracted to Roman (everyone) would weep tears so hard that their ovaries don't work no more
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Post by Hit Girl on Dec 27, 2014 16:41:16 GMT -5
If he loses his hair, the commentators should sell it as though the world has literally ended. Tributes paid throughout the night, encouraging fans to send cards and letters of condolence, and a message from the pope calling for the people of the world to unite in this time of grief.
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Dec 27, 2014 17:14:51 GMT -5
I think this would be a killer angle.
Better yet have a hair vs. hair match with a heel, and then then the heel loses (or a heel with a title that can lose that instead) and then attacks him on Raw the next night and shaves his head anyway. Heels shouldn't follow the stips.
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Post by Mondai Rogue on Dec 27, 2014 18:49:50 GMT -5
I'd be cool with a Samson-esque angle occurring out of this. Heel cuts Roman's hair, Roman loses his power and eventually learns to overcome the loss of power.
Although this being WWE, that's likely to never ever happen.
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Post by JCBaggee on Dec 28, 2014 2:08:14 GMT -5
"The strength was inside you all along!" speech from Cena and Mick Foley.
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Post by Starshine on Dec 28, 2014 2:40:58 GMT -5
"Roman Reigns has been raped of his dignity!"
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Post by mizerable on Dec 28, 2014 4:29:17 GMT -5
They would use the hair to create a heel adversary. {Spoiler}
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Post by Deleted on Dec 28, 2014 4:36:46 GMT -5
They're so sold on Roman that they probably wouldn't even just shave him up. They'd have somebody carefully cut and style him and the booth would just gush about how sexy his new haircut is, killing any heat that might have been generated.
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Post by Chiral on Dec 28, 2014 5:13:16 GMT -5
I would cry a thousand tears because the World just got a little bit colder. I seen Roman's hair in person and it's majestic. Like if the finest, silken Asian hair did a fusion dance with Soul Glo. If you going to do a heel cuts face's hair angle, go all out. I want to see the heel completely shave his head and make a wig of said hair. Then he goes around wearing it to mock Roman. After he takes Roman's hair, next up is Bryan, and now the guy has his head covered. Soon, the roster flees at the sight of him as he takes more and more hair, his outfit becoming Wookie-like as he becomes a hair hoarding monster.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 28, 2014 5:19:10 GMT -5
Sad Roman Reigns with no hair standing in the rain waiting for his hair to wet down, then breaks down into tears when he realizes it won't work anymore.
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Post by sonofblaine on Dec 28, 2014 5:19:36 GMT -5
I want to see him lose a hair vs hair match, and his opponant shaves him a wide mohawk mullet, ala Tenzan, and the Reigns just owns it.
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Post by mrbananagrabber on Dec 28, 2014 7:24:01 GMT -5
Only if he becomes the worst actor in the world like Marcus Louis when he lost his.
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