Jeff Mangum PI
Hank Scorpio
11 herbs and spices for the rest of eternity; Is Number Two. Number Two!
The 2nd Coming
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Post by Jeff Mangum PI on Dec 27, 2014 19:17:10 GMT -5
1. After winning the Royal Rumble, have him cut a promo where he praises the almighty glory of the Hypno-toad.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 27, 2014 19:26:03 GMT -5
2. Give him Val Venis promos implying he has a massive dong. Female Merch/ratings skyrocket.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 27, 2014 19:37:09 GMT -5
2. Give him Val Venis promos implying he has a massive dong. Female Merch/ratings skyrocket. Just as a merch companion to this, a plain black t-shirt that says BITCHES DON'T KNOW BOUT ROMAN'S DICK
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Pushed to the Moon
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Tony Schiavone in Disguise
Working myself into a shoot
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Post by Pushed to the Moon on Dec 27, 2014 19:46:17 GMT -5
Access to a time machine
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Post by Dave the Dave on Dec 27, 2014 19:48:45 GMT -5
Make him cook me breakfast every Sunday
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Post by Ken: The Hero of WWE on Dec 27, 2014 19:48:56 GMT -5
Jungle Man Gimmick
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Post by Mid-Carder on Dec 27, 2014 20:02:20 GMT -5
Less Swiss
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Post by Ecks Ecks Ringout Ecks Ecks on Dec 27, 2014 20:14:07 GMT -5
8) Related to Luther. May or may not have had peas b'fo.
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Post by Sponsored by Groose Wipes on Dec 27, 2014 20:15:43 GMT -5
9. Make him a Roman.
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Post by DSR on Dec 27, 2014 20:19:56 GMT -5
Have him wrestle in a tuxedo.
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Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
Unique and Special Snowflake, and a pants-less heathen.
Perpetually Constipated
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Post by Push R Truth on Dec 27, 2014 20:20:28 GMT -5
10. During his entrance he carries a Tshirt Gatling Gun and fires about 50 shirts into the crowd in 3 seconds as if he's Arnold in T2
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"Magic" Mark Hurr
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Here, have some chili dogs
Not related to Phantasmo
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Post by "Magic" Mark Hurr on Dec 27, 2014 21:06:37 GMT -5
11. "IF YOU SMEEEELLLLL. WHAT THE REIGNS... IS COOKING!!!" plays as Roman comes to the ring in full Rock attire with his hair shaved and all as we all look at the screen like WTF.
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Post by CeilingFan on Dec 27, 2014 21:13:56 GMT -5
Have him refer to his fans as "Centurions"!
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mrbananagrabber
King Koopa
Paul Heyman's unofficial joke writer
Posts: 11,788
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Post by mrbananagrabber on Dec 27, 2014 21:20:24 GMT -5
Have him talk about the power of RoMania.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 27, 2014 21:22:01 GMT -5
IF I CAN BE SERIOUS FOR A MOMENT...
14. Less talking, more fighting. Silent protagonists work.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 28, 2014 0:47:04 GMT -5
15. Hire the Bro-Mans and make them his entourage, the Ro-Mans.
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Crappler El 0 M
Dalek
Never Forgets an Octagon
I'm a good R-Truth.
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Post by Crappler El 0 M on Dec 28, 2014 1:32:47 GMT -5
63: Either go back to the more basic black vest or have him wrestle shirtless. The new vest with colored outlines just looks bad. 64: Never make this face again.
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The Unconquered Sun
King Koopa
He has no pants! What a heathen!
Lord of Storms and Kittens!
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Dec 28, 2014 1:36:01 GMT -5
17) change his entrance music to Uptown Funk!
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Post by slappy on Dec 28, 2014 1:36:04 GMT -5
John Morrison's slow mo entrance
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Post by slappy on Dec 28, 2014 1:36:46 GMT -5
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