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Post by Glitch on Dec 27, 2014 21:07:48 GMT -5
Like if a deranged billionaire decided to hold an anything goes martial arts tournament(with practically no rules), and holds it on an off-shore platform in international waters. So technically lawmakers couldn't do anything outside of complaining about "human cockfighting". And then invites fighters crazy enough to risk broken bones,torn skin or gouged eyes to fight.
And course he holds it annually and pays it off by live ppv charges and tickets to the event(or could just take the cost for his own expensive amusement).
So yeah, what would happen? lol
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Post by Raskovnik on Dec 27, 2014 21:15:13 GMT -5
I would win. I've seen Gymkata four times.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 27, 2014 21:28:03 GMT -5
Naw, as much as I would like for it to.
Even if the event went down, it would just be MMA. The days of Van Dam movie/video game fighting tournaments where everyone is a uniquely skilled individual are behind us. You'd just end up with a bunch of tribal tat meatheads that know about the same amount of stuff putting on some slopbuckets.
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Post by Glitch on Dec 27, 2014 21:42:41 GMT -5
Naw, as much as I would like for it to. Even if the event went down, it would just be MMA. The days of Van Dam movie/video game fighting tournaments where everyone is a uniquely skilled individual are behind us. You'd just end up with a bunch of tribal tat meatheads that know about the same amount of stuff putting on some slopbuckets. That's why you only invite guys who can shoot fireballs and lightning. That's where ufc went wrong.
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Post by Capt Lunatic on Dec 27, 2014 21:45:28 GMT -5
My money would be on Furious George.
Also the Kumite was real as shit my friend. Frank Dux has the trophy(and receipt for it).
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Post by Cela on Dec 27, 2014 22:10:51 GMT -5
Sure, we wouldn't see it.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Dec 27, 2014 22:22:42 GMT -5
Yeah, it was called the early UFC.
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Post by Lupin the Third on Dec 27, 2014 22:24:39 GMT -5
I'd rather see a "Strongest Under the Heavens Martial Arts Tournament."
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Post by Deleted on Dec 27, 2014 23:00:47 GMT -5
Only if we can summon forth zombie Bruce Lee to compete.
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Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on Dec 28, 2014 0:26:05 GMT -5
I'd rather see a "Strongest Under the Heavens Martial Arts Tournament." But then half the matches would consist almost entirety of screaming and staring followed by a single punch every ten minutes or so.
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Post by El Pollo Guerrera on Dec 28, 2014 1:58:16 GMT -5
I would win. I've seen Gymkata four times. That just means you can take punishment. Can you dish it out?
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Post by SsnakeBite, the No1 Frenchman on Dec 28, 2014 3:57:41 GMT -5
Also the Kumite was real as shit my friend. Frank Dux has the trophy(and receipt for it). Though it's very different from what most people have in mind when they hear the word "kumite". The real one, the 100-man kumite, is an endurance test where one martial artist spars against 100 opponents of at least equal rank in quick succession, only allowed a 60 seconds rest between fights, and the goal is to beat at least half of them.
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Dec 28, 2014 4:03:52 GMT -5
Not until we finally get to see Mike Tyson box Secretariat first.
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Post by Lupin the Third on Dec 28, 2014 10:44:09 GMT -5
I'd rather see a "Strongest Under the Heavens Martial Arts Tournament." But then half the matches would consist almost entirety of screaming and staring followed by a single punch every ten minutes or so. I meant the Dragon Ball version of "Strongest Under the Heavens Martial Arts Tournament." Before the Saiyans arrived.
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Post by DiBiase is Good on Dec 28, 2014 12:17:13 GMT -5
Heh, pulled off.
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Post by The Shareholder is nude on Dec 28, 2014 15:41:54 GMT -5
human cockfighting....hehehhehe....
Seriously, as someone who spent a lot of time in SE Asia, I can confirm 100% this sort of tournament exists, and I am not talking the Kumite, I mean the real Mortal Kombat type death tournament. It exists, its held every few years, people die, the location changes, but its there, I've seen it.
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Post by Just call me D.j.m. on Dec 28, 2014 16:59:01 GMT -5
Well, probably not, since Liu Kang & Earthrealm have it on lock.
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Post by Capt Lunatic on Dec 28, 2014 20:30:19 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Dec 28, 2014 20:44:31 GMT -5
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Post by Jedi-El of Tomorrow on Dec 28, 2014 20:48:37 GMT -5
Also the Kumite was real as shit my friend. Frank Dux has the trophy(and receipt for it). Though it's very different from what most people have in mind when they hear the word "kumite". The real one, the 100-man kumite, is an endurance test where one martial artist spars against 100 opponents of at least equal rank in quick succession, only allowed a 60 seconds rest between fights, and the goal is to beat at least half of them. Brock Lesnar enters and wins in 5 seconds, when all 100 forfeit.
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