I read the title to the tune of Chocolate Rain.
Roman Reigns
Some get pushed and others feel the pain
Roman Reigns
A BBGURL will mark before the sin
Roman Reigns
The doctors say he can't be here again
Roman Reigns
The announcers make you wonder where he went
Roman Reigns
Build him up and say he's ready alright
Roman Reigns
Watch his interviews and see the light
Roman Reigns
Forecast to be falling yesterday
Roman Reigns
Will win the Rumble is what they say
Roman Reigns
Lowered the bar for main eventers
Roman Reigns
Makes us happy watching in a way
Roman Reigns
Made me change channels the other day
Roman Reigns
Made you turn your head the other way
Roman Reigns
Always mentioned on commentary
Roman Reigns
The guy your leaders want you to cheered
Roman Reigns
Worse than Bryan, worse than his Shield mates
Roman Reigns
Say it publicly, and you're insane
Roman Reigns
No one wants to hear about it now
Roman Reigns
Wish real hard he won’t go away somehow
Roman Reigns
Makes forum posters begin to fight
Roman Reigns
But did they know each other in the light?
Roman Reigns
Every Wrestlemania washed away
Roman Reigns
Stays behind as others get better
Roman Reigns
The same botch has a lower price to pay
Roman Reigns
The judge and jury swear it's not in the face
Roman Reigns
Dirty nepotism of the rich
Roman Reigns
Will make it rain all over that bitch
Roman Reigns
The ratings blame the baby's DNA
Roman Reigns
But buyrates are how much the company made
Roman Reigns
Commentary says he’s a badass
Roman Reigns
Fans can sure as hell BELEE DAT OOOOAAAA
Roman Reigns
'Cross the world and back it's all the same
Roman Reigns
Smart marks cry and shake their heads in shame
Roman Reigns
Lifts the wrestling paradise in sin
Roman Reigns
Which part do you think you're 'livin in?
Roman Reigns
More than over, more than Rocky’s cuz
Roman Reigns
Remake how he got all of the buz
Roman Reigns
Booking quickly crashing through your veins
Roman Reigns
Jobbing you out to rise back up again