Sephiroth
Wade Wilson
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Post by Sephiroth on Jan 2, 2015 12:35:31 GMT -5
If you are going to attempt a jovial punch on the shoulder, it is best to do it when the other person is facing you and to aim for the actual shoulder-not the kidneys. I'm going to go pee some blood now.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 2, 2015 12:46:59 GMT -5
Hahahahah, so (s)he just kidney punched you?
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Post by YAKMAN is ICHIBAN on Jan 2, 2015 12:48:49 GMT -5
Oh, can this be a general co-worker complaint thread?
STOP LEAVING YOUR THINGS IN THE PRINTER FOR DAYS ON END!
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Post by triplethreatmark on Jan 2, 2015 12:52:12 GMT -5
Next time, just get them back with a similar, jovial shoulder punch. Also, by jovial, I mean vengeful. By shoulder, I mean face and by punch, I mean multiple.
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Wade Wilson
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Post by Sephiroth on Jan 2, 2015 12:55:15 GMT -5
Hahahahah, so (s)he just kidney punched you? I was hunched over my desk, kind of lost in what I was doing. He came up behind me and I believe intended to give me a soft punch on the shoulder from behind, but I moved at the just right moment. |
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Jan 2, 2015 13:06:26 GMT -5
I got it! We'll make a reality show about a cable company. It's like the Deadlist Catch, but different.
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Wade Wilson
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Post by Sephiroth on Jan 2, 2015 13:16:51 GMT -5
I got it! We'll make a reality show about a cable company. It's like the Deadlist Catch, but different. Considering I have been threatened with death by irate customers that is not too far off |
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Post by Main Eventer on Jan 2, 2015 13:45:44 GMT -5
Oh, can this be a general co-worker complaint thread? Who ever drank my Pepsi in the breakroom, I will find you, and I will make you pay, I don't care if it happened a year and a half ago, it had my name on it. |
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Post by YAKMAN is ICHIBAN on Jan 2, 2015 13:50:00 GMT -5
Oh, can this be a general co-worker complaint thread? Who ever drank my Pepsi in the breakroom, I will find you, and I will make you pay, I don't care if it happened a year and a half ago, it had my name on it. I don't know who you are. I don't know why you took my Pepsi. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you give back my Pepsi now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you. |
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Wade Wilson
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Post by Sephiroth on Jan 2, 2015 14:00:04 GMT -5
Who ever drank my Pepsi in the breakroom, I will find you, and I will make you pay, I don't care if it happened a year and a half ago, it had my name on it. I don't know who you are. I don't know why you took my Pepsi. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you give back my Pepsi now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you. Youre CM Punk aren't you? |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 2, 2015 14:03:49 GMT -5
I have eaten
the plums
that were in
the icebox
and which
you were probably
saving
for breakfast
Forgive me
they were delicious
so sweet
and so cold
This is Just To Say by William Carlos Williams (1934)
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Post by Mr PONYMANIA Mr Jenzie on Jan 2, 2015 20:53:51 GMT -5
so it's really YOUR FAULT then!!! shouldn't have moved then  |
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