Sephiroth
Wade Wilson
Surviving
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Post by Sephiroth on Jan 3, 2015 21:27:17 GMT -5
How did Florida seemingly become a state of human degeneration? I'm guessing it has something to do with Disneyland.
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The Unconquered Sun
King Koopa
He has no pants! What a heathen!
Lord of Storms and Kittens!
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Jan 3, 2015 21:32:18 GMT -5
Something, something penis shaped state weirdness, something, something.
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Post by Digital Witness on Jan 3, 2015 21:36:20 GMT -5
Meth.
Lots and lots of meth.
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Jan 3, 2015 21:39:17 GMT -5
Disneyland's in California, Walt Disney World is in Florida.
And it's a known fact that Disney World is the state's sanctuary for survivors, trying to escape the Hurricanes when they go out on their nightly raids.
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Post by Milkman Norm on Jan 3, 2015 21:39:37 GMT -5
Has it always been this way? I mean at least since the 1950's or so.
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Post by Hit Girl on Jan 3, 2015 21:41:08 GMT -5
Rockets
They launch them from Florida
They cause atmospheric disruption which poisons the brain and causes Floridians to eat each other and marry alligators and stuff.
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The Sam
El Dandy
The Brainiest Sam of all
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Post by The Sam on Jan 3, 2015 22:56:21 GMT -5
On the Cracked podcast a few months ago they were talking about this. Apparently crime in Florida on average is lower than a lot of other states, including Delaware. The main reason why a lot of these "crazy Florida" stories pop up is because Florida have looser laws in regards to letting media outlets know about crime. So "people getting their dicks caught in lawnmowers" or "people inhaling human feces while robbing 'Bed, Bath and Beyond'" most likely happens in every state, it's just that the laws in Florida allow everyone to know about your drunken antics.
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Post by Instant Classic on Jan 3, 2015 22:58:22 GMT -5
I'm from Florida and I wouldn't really wanna live anywhere else.
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El Pollo Guerrera
Grimlock
His name has chicken in it, and he is good at makin' .gifs, so that's cool.
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Post by El Pollo Guerrera on Jan 3, 2015 23:02:03 GMT -5
Disneyland's in California, Walt Disney World is in Florida. And it's a known fact that Disney World is the state's sanctuary for survivors, trying to escape the Hurricanes when they go out on their nightly raids. Damn the Carolina Hurricanes and their raiding ways!
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Jan 4, 2015 1:26:00 GMT -5
Disneyland's in California, Walt Disney World is in Florida. And it's a known fact that Disney World is the state's sanctuary for survivors, trying to escape the Hurricanes when they go out on their nightly raids. There's a Hurricane Corps.? Like the Green Lantern Corps? And where does Shane Helms rank in this group
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Mackenzie Gorn
Don Corleone
I want my personal title back, but I don't know how!
AND THE WAVE OF POSSESIONS DEVOLVE INTO A CHEVY!
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Post by Mackenzie Gorn on Jan 4, 2015 1:59:34 GMT -5
When a weirdo gets in trouble they run. One of either two ways to go in the US if you broke a law. Southwest means you shoot cross the border and the US never hears from you again. But it's 50/50 and if you go east you end up in Florida than the world gets thrilled with your antics. I just say your states are boring.
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BigWill
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by BigWill on Jan 4, 2015 2:46:30 GMT -5
Anyone can easily single out 1 state, and post it's crime reports daily on this forum to make it look like that's the only state with problems.
It was just some random meme that people here started taking seriously, and now assume that Florida's the most dangerous state in the country, when it's not.
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Mackenzie Gorn
Don Corleone
I want my personal title back, but I don't know how!
AND THE WAVE OF POSSESIONS DEVOLVE INTO A CHEVY!
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Post by Mackenzie Gorn on Jan 4, 2015 2:49:09 GMT -5
Anyone can easily single out 1 state, and post it's crime reports daily on this forum to make it look like that's the only state with problems. It was just some random meme that people here started taking seriously, and now assume that Florida's the most dangerous state in the country, when it's not. Just here really?
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BigWill
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by BigWill on Jan 4, 2015 2:54:18 GMT -5
Anyone can easily single out 1 state, and post it's crime reports daily on this forum to make it look like that's the only state with problems. It was just some random meme that people here started taking seriously, and now assume that Florida's the most dangerous state in the country, when it's not. Just here really?I didn't say just here.
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Jan 4, 2015 2:54:27 GMT -5
Anyone can easily single out 1 state, and post it's crime reports daily on this forum to make it look like that's the only state with problems. It was just some random meme that people here started taking seriously, and now assume that Florida's the most dangerous state in the country, when it's not. Just here really?Okay, maybe the reports are true. But if someone posted an article for an incident that took place in Canada, the UK, Narnia, Equestria or Outworld, The majority of responses would still be "Dammit Florida".
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Jeff Mangum PI
Hank Scorpio
11 herbs and spices for the rest of eternity; Is Number Two. Number Two!
The 2nd Coming
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Post by Jeff Mangum PI on Jan 4, 2015 3:12:17 GMT -5
I'm disappointed that we didn't get a zombie apocalypse a while back. Just a bunch of damn bath salts.
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kidglov3s
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Wants her Shot
Who is Tiger Maskooo?
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Post by kidglov3s on Jan 4, 2015 4:35:17 GMT -5
The earliest I remember seeing the Florida thing is on Fark like a decade ago? Longer?
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Post by Allison Reynolds on Jan 4, 2015 4:53:14 GMT -5
The Show "Dexter" takes place in Florida for a reason.
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RKTaker
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by RKTaker on Jan 4, 2015 6:00:25 GMT -5
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Post by Rumble McSkirmish on Jan 4, 2015 7:59:36 GMT -5
I blame the end of The Golden Girls. They tried to maintain stability with the Golden Palace spin off series, but it just wasn't the same and the denizens of Florida reacted in kind.
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