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Post by Deleted on Jan 4, 2015 16:05:11 GMT -5
Subway commercials keep telling me I need to have a cordon bleu sandwich to be sophisticated!
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Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on Jan 4, 2015 17:45:09 GMT -5
*farts*
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Jan 4, 2015 17:49:17 GMT -5
On Saturday night I ate KFC, drank Pepsi, Bourbon & energy drinks & belched loudly while watching The Expendables 3 & Transformers Age Of Extinction.
So, I'm very sophisticated?
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Jan 4, 2015 17:57:12 GMT -5
I don't go anywhere without a monocle or top hat.
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H-Virus
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Post by H-Virus on Jan 4, 2015 17:59:26 GMT -5
I'm sophisticated as f***!
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Jan 4, 2015 18:04:03 GMT -5
I don't go anywhere without a monocle or top hat. But where you put these things, that's another story |
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Jan 4, 2015 18:04:10 GMT -5
Let's just say I take a dump wearing a top hat.
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Post by DASH 243✅ on Jan 4, 2015 18:05:07 GMT -5
I'm one sophisticated mofo
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Essential1
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Post by Essential1 on Jan 4, 2015 18:32:12 GMT -5
I fart at the dinner table when I'm finished eating but in my world it's my way of saying "Thank you I enjoyed that" and everyone understands.
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Post by hossfan on Jan 4, 2015 18:39:12 GMT -5
I eat my Sloppy Joes with a knife and fork.
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Post by CM Dazz on Jan 4, 2015 18:41:55 GMT -5
I'm sophisticated as f***! I'm somothaf***inphistif***incated as a thirtyf***intwo year old grandmother. Bitches. |
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Post by Sephiroth on Jan 4, 2015 18:42:21 GMT -5
I eat my Sloppy Joes with a knife and fork. Oh yeah? Well I eat candy bars with a knife and fork AND I eat M&M's with a spoon. |
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Capt Lunatic
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Buttah in mah ass, lollipops in mah mouth
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Post by Capt Lunatic on Jan 4, 2015 19:01:32 GMT -5
Typed this entirely with my pinkies.
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Post by Mutant Couch on Jan 4, 2015 19:04:31 GMT -5
I once went to the ballet and a pig race in the same week. I like to keep it balanced.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 4, 2015 19:09:48 GMT -5
I am literally just clever and deep enough to bemoan my lack of cleverness and depth. It stinks.
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Post by The Ichi on Jan 4, 2015 19:11:58 GMT -5
I was drinking tea the other day and actually noticed the pinky finger was raised. I wasn't even trying to do it.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 4, 2015 19:24:43 GMT -5
I was drinking tea the other day and actually noticed the pinky finger was raised. I wasn't even trying to do it. Nah that's just you being British |
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The Unconquered Sun
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He has no pants! What a heathen!
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Jan 4, 2015 20:25:44 GMT -5
A typical night at the Unconquered Sun's home during his weekly black tie gala;
At sundown we light the tiki torches that surround the lotus flower fill pool. In the pool Diedrich plays his floating grand piano. We are served wine that comes from a recently disposed royal family in Europe that is technically illegal on 6 continents. At dinner Andre serves us a meal consisting of ingredients that we can not even pronounce, let alone ever heard of. The whole meal doesn't even fill up a saucer plate, yet cost more than my first 5 cars put together. Afterwards we play baccarat and discuss Mozart vs Beethoven. Finally the band strikes up and we foxtrot till dawn.
Most of the guest leave, upset, complaining there wasn't enough hookers.
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Jan 4, 2015 20:38:10 GMT -5
I'm so sophisticated, to get a verse from me you gotta be initiated.
To get a purse from me, she gotta be sophisticated.
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Post by Citizen Snips Has Left on Jan 4, 2015 20:39:17 GMT -5
I don't go anywhere without a monocle or top hat. (peers over my pince nez while adjusting my golden crown) Philistine.... |
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