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Post by Porky's Butthole on Jan 8, 2015 12:29:14 GMT -5
I worked night audit at a hotel directly across the street from Busch Gardens. It was hell. Then, transferring from that job to night audit at another hotel...directly across from the Florida state fairgrounds. I did not like it, Sam I am. That sounds like a nightmare. Both of them do Funny story..the fairgrounds one...this guy came in (a trucker, I assumed) and slipped me a 50 and asked for my best room. I checked the system and saw the only room we had left was a two doubles next to the ice machine with a busted air conditioner. I told him 'You're in luck! Our best room is available!' cuz I'm not gonna turn down a $50 tip. (The reason it was the only one we had left was because of a huge horse thing at the fairgrounds) Anyway, as I'm processing him, this beautiful woman walks in dressed in clothing that left little to nothing to the imagination. I glance at her, she smiles. The trucker notices this and says 'Oh, don't worry about her. She's my cousin.' Mind you, he's about 50 years old, bald and white as the day in long. She's about 25(if that) and black. In response to his statement, I look at her then back to him. He then says 'We're from West Virginia.' as if that's going to make me believe his story. And without missing a beat, she says 'You said you were from Utah!'. I was processing him, like I said, so I had his drivers license. He was from Tennessee. As I gave him back his information, I leaned in and told him 'Sir, I'm not going to judge you. Have a great night. And then I gave him some condoms that we kept under the counter for such an occasion (or when the maid wanted to get frisky with me at 3am, whatevs). That being said, I'm sure there are all kinds of great/funny/weird stories from us former/current hotel/hospitality/service folks. Let's share them! |
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Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on Jan 8, 2015 13:35:42 GMT -5
That being said, I'm sure there are all kinds of great/funny/weird stories from us former/current hotel/hospitality/service folks. Let's share them! Seeing the types of people who come in on random hookups at the weekend was always amusing when I worked in the city centre. My favourite was a guy who was so short and skinny he looked like a stiff breeze would carry him away, who turned up looking for a room with a big, big girl. We're talking AJ/Big Show levels of size difference here. They got a room and made quite the racket (she was a screamer), and walked out a couple of hours later looking incredibly dishevelled. |
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Post by mizzziggler on Jan 8, 2015 14:39:17 GMT -5
At my former property we had this older gentlemen randomly walk in one day, and he would keeping on extending, and extending. He ended up staying there for about a month and a half. Nobody on day shift heard from him, but me being the lucky one who worked audit primarily at the time, I had to take his phone calls all night.
He would always have odd requests, but I always took care of him. After all, he was paying RACK rate each night thus bringing in the hotel a lot of money. My overnight housemen hated him because they would have to run up to his room about 6 times a night.
Well one night I got an... interesting phone call. It went like this:
Old Guy: I am leaving at 7:00am for church. I would like my room to be cleaned first thing. But tell those housekeepers to stay out of the bathroom.
Me: Absolutely, I will make sure your room gets serviced while you are out. I will also note the bathroom request.
Old Guy: IT'S NOT A REQUEST, IT'S A DEMAND. DO NOT ALLOW THEM IN TO MY BATHROOM, OR I WILL SUE THE ENTIRE HOTEL, AND YOU PERSONALLY.
Me: Certainly, sir. It does not need to to get to that. You can rest assured that I will tell the housekeeping staff this, with very detailed instructions.
Old Guy: THANK YOU. *hangs up*
The first set of housekeepers came to clock in at 7:00am, and I waited in the housekeeping office from the moment my relief showed up to let housekeeping know, my friend who happens to work in housekeeping happened to have the early shift that day. Awesome. I told her about this room, and I said he was really weird about his bathroom.
My friend just grinned at me. I know she was going to go into that bathroom.
After relaying the message, I go meet up with the day time MOD, pass on all of my information and send my shift report. I left at about 7:30am. As soon as I get home, I see that I have missed a text/picture message. It was taken in his bathroom. Turns out, the entire bathtub was filled up with all kinds of dildos, I am talking ALL shapes and sizes, the vanity had bottles of personal lube all lined up in front of the mirror. And there was literally shit all over the floor.
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Jan 8, 2015 20:16:53 GMT -5
Well, I should point out that I work in one of the largest hotels on the Las Vegas Strip, so I can probably guess that the whole tub full of dildos thing probably happens on a nightly basis.
If you really want to do some people watching, it's the Electric Daisy Carnival that trumps everything, even nights like New Years and Halloween. Housing thousands of teenagers high off their minds for three days straight is something that needs to be seen to be believed.
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Post by mizzziggler on Jan 8, 2015 21:00:19 GMT -5
Well, I should point out that I work in one of the largest hotels on the Las Vegas Strip, so I can probably guess that the whole tub full of dildos thing probably happens on a nightly basis. If you really want to do some people watching, it's the Electric Daisy Carnival that trumps everything, even nights like New Years and Halloween. Housing thousands of teenagers high off their minds for three days straight is something that needs to be seen to be believed. Electric Daisy is a dubstep thing right?? |
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Jan 8, 2015 21:15:28 GMT -5
Well, I should point out that I work in one of the largest hotels on the Las Vegas Strip, so I can probably guess that the whole tub full of dildos thing probably happens on a nightly basis. If you really want to do some people watching, it's the Electric Daisy Carnival that trumps everything, even nights like New Years and Halloween. Housing thousands of teenagers high off their minds for three days straight is something that needs to be seen to be believed. Electric Daisy is a dubstep thing right?? I'd say that's about right. |
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