Who would be 2015's equivalent of Pamela Anderson in 1995?

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Say WWE wanted to bring in an equivalent to Pamela Anderson in the same manner as they did 20 years ago.

Royal Rumble winner gets to walk the Rumble winner down the aisle for their Wrestlemania title match.

The question is who.

Who is the Pamela Anderson equivalent from 1995 today?

I'm actually interested to see the responses because I really don't have a clear cut choice here.

[Crappler El 0 M]

Kate Upton?

[Shark]

I think Kate Upton is the closest choice.

[lemonyellowson]

rachael riley

[bmfjules]

Kate Upton for Pamela, but who is our Jenny McCarthy for the scenario to be complete?

[RIHT]

I had a thought of Roman Reigns coming out in sunglasses at WM 31 with Kate Upton and Jaden Smith for the title match with Brock Lesnar, a la Diesel at WM 11. It sounds awful.

[Reflecto]

Jan 6, 2015 22:09:34 GMT -5 bmfjules said:

Kate Upton for Pamela, but who is our Jenny McCarthy for the scenario to be complete?

I'd actually say Kate Upton for Jenny McCarthy, then Kim Kardashian for Pamela, would be the more equivalent mix.

[BorneAgain]

More importantly, which alcoholic baseball manager can find to announce ala Billy Martin at WM1?

[Jedi-El of Tomorrow]

Jan 6, 2015 22:09:34 GMT -5 bmfjules said:

Kate Upton for Pamela, but who is our Jenny McCarthy for the scenario to be complete?

Brooklyn Decker or Emily Ratajkowski.

[marvelocity]

Jan 6, 2015 22:20:40 GMT -5 BorneAgain said:

More importantly, which alcoholic baseball manager can find to announce ala Billy Martin at WM1?

Jim Leyland

[edgestar]

Jan 6, 2015 22:07:04 GMT -5 lemonyellowson said:

rachael riley

I laughed because I read this as Rachael Ray Also, if Jaden came to the ring with Roman, I would probably cry from laughing. Roman's big entrance, overshadowed by Jaden making the lemon-sucking face

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Screw all that, we need some crazy American Football player constantly asking how much people weigh.

[Essential1]

Kim Kardashian.

She broke the internet, Reigns is going to break another record in the Rumble no doubt.

All he has to do is look at her ass and go...."Believe That" and it would be memorable.

[edgestar]

Kris Jenner walks Reigns to the ring, trying to bonk him on the way down

[Can you afford to pay me, Gah]

Only if Damien Sandow was still being the Savior of the masses he could play chess with some teen heart throb.

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So, mid-level heel who's kind of a big, scary guy with a unique look and a weird head...

Okay, which football player is Luke Harper main-eventing Mania against?

[Professor Chaos]

Jan 6, 2015 23:03:47 GMT -5 Lizuka #BLM said:

So, mid-level heel who's kind of a big, scary guy with a unique look and a weird head...

Okay, which football player is Luke Harper main-eventing Mania against?

Ray Rice

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Jan 6, 2015 23:03:47 GMT -5 Lizuka #BLM said:

So, mid-level heel who's kind of a big, scary guy with a unique look and a weird head...

Okay, which football player is Luke Harper main-eventing Mania against?

Ray Lewis.

Retired for a few years now.

Like Taylor.

Had run ins with the law.

Like Taylor.

Considered one of the greatest linebackers of all time.

Like Taylor.

Is a natural born heel.

Like Taylor.

Wrestlemania 31 special attraction match.

Luke Harper vs. Ray Lewis.

[Capt Lunatic]

Jan 6, 2015 23:10:38 GMT -5 Professor Chaos said:

Jan 6, 2015 23:03:47 GMT -5 Lizuka #BLM said:

So, mid-level heel who's kind of a big, scary guy with a unique look and a weird head...

Okay, which football player is Luke Harper main-eventing Mania against?

Ray Rice

Wrong division.

[Reflecto]

Jan 6, 2015 22:20:40 GMT -5 BorneAgain said:

More importantly, which alcoholic baseball manager can find to announce ala Billy Martin at WM1?

Baseball's kind of lower- to get a good one you'd have to go with a football head coach instead. And that's said since Rex Ryan has already agreed to it just by me typing that sentence.