Stand Up Comedy Open Mic Host Bludgeoned By Fellow Comic.

[tigermaskxxxvii]

This happened up in the Seattle area. Turns out the assailant was pissed that he got banned from the victim's open mic and responded by bludgeoning him with an aluminum baseball bat on stage.

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[The Spelunker!]

What a monster.

["I'm Batman..."]

From the article:

The suspect, a 48-year-old who had been introducing himself onstage at open mics around Seattle as "Jesus Christ" and repeatedly used a dildo in his act, was being held without bail in King County Jail.

lol wut?

[Digital Witness]

Jan 7, 2015 19:47:21 GMT -5 "I'm Batman..." said:

From the article:

The suspect, a 48-year-old who had been introducing himself onstage at open mics around Seattle as "Jesus Christ" and repeatedly used a dildo in his act, was being held without bail in King County Jail.

lol wut?

I'm getting the vibe that this guy is a "tormented soul" who reaches into the deepest, darkest recesses of humanity to give us the art of comedy, and that we simply just don't understand the genius of this man.

[wisdomwizard]

Jan 7, 2015 19:47:21 GMT -5 "I'm Batman..." said:

From the article:

The suspect, a 48-year-old who had been introducing himself onstage at open mics around Seattle as "Jesus Christ" and repeatedly used a dildo in his act, was being held without bail in King County Jail.

lol wut?

Did he introduce the dildo as Jesus? I suppose there are ways that could be funny.....