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Post by Deleted on Jan 8, 2015 0:43:40 GMT -5
What do you think your blanket would say? What feelings would your blanket have towards you and it's life in general?
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Perd
Patti Mayonnaise
Leslie needs to butt out for fear of receiving The Bunghole Buster
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Post by Perd on Jan 8, 2015 0:59:30 GMT -5
Probably just blanket statements.
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Post by DiBiase is Good on Jan 8, 2015 1:01:32 GMT -5
"I know you miss me and I see you shivering at night but your wife has decided that she needs me more"
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Post by Ron Woodsman aka Shempaholic on Jan 8, 2015 1:03:49 GMT -5
It's a damn liar, don't believe anything it says!
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Post by Mayonnaise on Jan 8, 2015 1:07:42 GMT -5
Why don't you use me more?
>Sorry, I don't get cold often.
Well do you have to let the dogs lay on me?
>It is not that bad is it?
You have smelled their gas. They do that into my face all night.
>Sorry.
At least wash me more often.
>I'll try.
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Lila
El Dandy
Slip N Slide World Champion 1997
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Post by Lila on Jan 8, 2015 1:12:00 GMT -5
"Babygurl."
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Capt Lunatic
Unicron
Buttah in mah ass, lollipops in mah mouth
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Post by Capt Lunatic on Jan 8, 2015 1:28:39 GMT -5
The most horrifying screams you'll ever hear.
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The Unconquered Sun
King Koopa
He has no pants! What a heathen!
Lord of Storms and Kittens!
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Jan 8, 2015 1:29:08 GMT -5
dammit all man! you've had me since 1988! replace me with something other than Ninja Turtles!
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The Sam
El Dandy
The Brainiest Sam of all
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Post by The Sam on Jan 8, 2015 1:31:48 GMT -5
"Whatever happened to Jaye Davidson?"
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Post by Next Level was WRONG on Jan 8, 2015 1:31:58 GMT -5
*gargle*
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chazraps
Wade Wilson
Better have my money when I come-a collect!
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Post by chazraps on Jan 8, 2015 1:37:05 GMT -5
I like to imagine we'd be pretty chill but, like everyone else in my life, my blanket would occasionally say "please stop eating pizza on me."
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Post by Digital Witness on Jan 8, 2015 1:58:02 GMT -5
The PTSD would be too much to get anything worthwhile out of it.
Things and stuff, its seen them both.
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ayumidah
Wade Wilson
The ace-iest bi you'll ever meet
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Post by ayumidah on Jan 8, 2015 3:19:24 GMT -5
"Wash me more often, and stop dropping crumbs on me! In fact, stop eating in bed! You'll thank me later."
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adamclark52
El Dandy
I'm one with the Force; the Force is with me
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Post by adamclark52 on Jan 8, 2015 3:21:41 GMT -5
It would probably ask to be put through the laundry.
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Post by Sponsored by Groose Wipes on Jan 8, 2015 3:54:12 GMT -5
Will you quit rubbing your
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Post by Deleted on Jan 8, 2015 4:58:11 GMT -5
It'd be creepy because it was my mom's before she passed
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Goldenbane
Hank Scorpio
THE G.D. Goldenbane
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Post by Goldenbane on Jan 8, 2015 5:10:22 GMT -5
"Would you stand up to that stupid Beagle already? I'm yours, not his. And while we're on the subject of standing up to people, tell that bitch sister of yours to hold the damn football still for that bald kid, or I'm going to strangle her in her sleep."
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Post by Cvslfc123 on Jan 8, 2015 5:39:14 GMT -5
"why do you keep letting that damn alarm clock come between us?"
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Post by Deleted on Jan 8, 2015 5:45:35 GMT -5
"Would you stand up to that stupid Beagle already? I'm yours, not his. And while we're on the subject of standing up to people, tell that bitch sister of yours to hold the damn football still for that bald kid, or I'm going to strangle her in her sleep." Greatest post ever, shut it down
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Professor Chaos
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Bringer of Destruction and Maker of Doom
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Post by Professor Chaos on Jan 8, 2015 5:59:46 GMT -5
It would blackmail me.
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