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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Jan 10, 2015 2:47:06 GMT -5
SWERVE
It's actually M. Night Shamalamadingdong!
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Post by Sponsored by Groose Wipes on Jan 10, 2015 2:59:21 GMT -5
Swerve, he's dating me.
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Post by Evilution E5150 on Jan 10, 2015 3:34:29 GMT -5
Swerve hes dating your dad
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fw91
Patti Mayonnaise
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Tribe has spoken for 2024 Mets
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Post by fw91 on Jan 10, 2015 3:45:42 GMT -5
SWERVE, this thread doesn't really exist, your all just tripping of cough medicine
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Jan 10, 2015 3:51:48 GMT -5
SWERVE your cough medicine was replaced with antifreeze
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King Koopa
He's just a Sexy Kurt
Posts: 11,502
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Post by 67 more on Jan 10, 2015 4:24:01 GMT -5
SWERVE The antifreeze is giving you superpowers.
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Jan 10, 2015 5:07:19 GMT -5
Swerve hes dating your dad Swerve, he IS your dad.
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Post by G✇JI☈A on Jan 10, 2015 5:20:12 GMT -5
Swerve, seriously you're gonna hit that truck.
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Post by Evilution E5150 on Jan 10, 2015 5:20:37 GMT -5
Swerve hes dating your dad Swerve, he IS your dad.
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Professor Chaos
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Bringer of Destruction and Maker of Doom
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Post by Professor Chaos on Jan 10, 2015 5:24:36 GMT -5
SWERVE... I went back in time and did my mom and am my own dad.
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Post by Hit Girl on Jan 10, 2015 5:56:08 GMT -5
SWERVE....Vince Russo IS my mom!
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The Unconquered Sun
King Koopa
He has no pants! What a heathen!
Lord of Storms and Kittens!
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Jan 10, 2015 7:23:06 GMT -5
Swerve... He started to deny he was dating my mom in april, but he sent an e-mail to the wrong address 4 months later showing that he really was. Nah, that crazy, it could never happen.
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Post by Mutant Couch on Jan 10, 2015 7:44:35 GMT -5
Swerve... Vince Russo was going to date your mom, but after their one date he dropped her off and left her suspended in a cage above her front door. He called you and let you know the only way to get her free is to retrieve the key from the backyard. In order to do that you first have to pin Abyss in a 2/3 falls match, but the floor is made of lava. Teddy Long comes out of nowhere making it a tag match, but there's nobody else around so he sadly slinks away. Assuming you make it past Abyss you can then pry the ladder from Abyss's mother/aunt/brother's cold dead hands. After climbing the ladder Kurt Angle drops from the roof onto the top of the cage with you. In order to make it past Angle you have to beat him in a Your Mother in a Cage on a Pole match. Afterwards you can finally get the key out of the briefcase that has been floating above you for all of three seconds. After you finally free your mother she removes her mask revealing that she has been Russo this whole time.
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Post by EvenBaldobombHasAJob on Jan 10, 2015 8:35:40 GMT -5
SWERVE! you're never seeing that Bald Son of a Bitch Hulk Hogan ever again.
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Post by revolver86 on Jan 10, 2015 8:49:29 GMT -5
Wait, my mom runs TNA?
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Goldenbane
Hank Scorpio
THE G.D. Goldenbane
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Post by Goldenbane on Jan 10, 2015 10:33:54 GMT -5
SWERVE! Vince Russo is Dixie Carter....BRO! You guys just don't undastand things. Does Vince Russo being your mom or dad make sense? Yeah. Could it really happen? Yeah. So of course dat's what I wrote about, bro. You have to undastand somethin' you guys ain't writas. None of you have eva written nothin' of any value. So how can you go around sayin' my stories suck or my writing sucks when you've neva written nothin' bro? Dat's just crazy ta me, bro! Listen, bro, when you all say dat my stories get a 10 out of 10 swerves, or you judge my swerves by stars, it hurts my feelings and is just ludicrous to me, bro! Do you all think swerves are real, bro? Dat they could really happen? No, of course they can't, and dats what I don't understand bro, you're giving a rating system to a fake thing, bro!!!
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BorneAgain
Fry's dog Seymour
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Post by BorneAgain on Jan 10, 2015 10:43:38 GMT -5
"Listen Bro, ya gotta undastand sometin bro, your motha wanted somebody different; she was tired of da same old kind of husbands, and needed a boyfriend dat... was... real. And I'm just bein' honest wit you bro, ya can't expect to be happy wit me immediately. Ya gotta give me some time to build up da relationship, to build a rapport between da two of us, and dat's gonna take time. And if ya think I'm not put makin' ya feel more comfortable with dis dynamic, I'm sorry bro, I gotta tell ya da truth, dat's not why I was brought in as a romantic partner. Not once did my ex-girlfriend evah' ask dat of me, and your motha never said dat's what I had to do when we hooked up. She saw da results of what kind of boyfriend I was so she asked me out and dat's the god's honest truth, bro."
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Jan 10, 2015 12:31:41 GMT -5
"Listen Bro, ya gotta undastand sometin bro, your motha wanted somebody different; she was tired of da same old kind of husbands, and needed a boyfriend dat... was... real. And I'm just bein' honest wit you bro, ya can't expect to be happy wit me immediately. Ya gotta give me some time to build up da relationship, to build a rapport between da two of us, and dat's gonna take time. And if ya think I'm not put makin' ya feel more comfortable with dis dynamic, I'm sorry bro, I gotta tell ya da truth, dat's not why I was brought in as a romantic partner. Not once did my ex-girlfriend ever ask dat of me, and your motha never said dat's what I had to do when we hooked up. She saw da results of what kind of boyfriend I was so she asked me out and dat's the god honest truth, bro." I'm imagining this as Russo's big speech in a heartwarming family movie.
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Post by EvenBaldobombHasAJob on Jan 10, 2015 12:33:55 GMT -5
Swerve! You ARE Vince Russo
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Post by Evilution E5150 on Jan 10, 2015 12:49:27 GMT -5
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