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Post by Deleted on Jan 11, 2015 20:55:45 GMT -5
And he says their is a wealthy Japanese Businessman who wants to buy your genitals but he tells you can buy your genitals back if you give up 65% of your salary in your bank account and you have five minutes to decide. Do you do it? Is it not enough time for you to decide? Do you say nah I don't need my genitals and that's the end of you and your genitals?
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Sephiroth
Wade Wilson
Surviving
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Post by Sephiroth on Jan 11, 2015 20:58:44 GMT -5
I say what have you been smoking and can I possibly have some?
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Post by Deleted on Jan 11, 2015 20:59:15 GMT -5
It's spelled "there" not "their".
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Post by Apricots And A Pear Tree on Jan 11, 2015 21:01:24 GMT -5
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Jam
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Spiral out
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Post by Jam on Jan 11, 2015 21:30:17 GMT -5
I woke up this morning with a bad hangover And my penis was missing again This happens all the time It's detachable
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The Unconquered Sun
King Koopa
He has no pants! What a heathen!
Lord of Storms and Kittens!
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Jan 12, 2015 1:05:50 GMT -5
at this point i'm sure i can live without them. in fact i think they're starting to rust...
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BigBadZ
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The Rumors Are All True
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Post by BigBadZ on Jan 12, 2015 1:12:42 GMT -5
Geez Supersweet, what is it with you and.......... blankets?
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Jan 12, 2015 1:14:11 GMT -5
Supersweet, you've been listening to too much King Missle.
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Post by DSR on Jan 12, 2015 1:28:16 GMT -5
I'm poor as hell. What do I care if the dude wants 65% of nothing?
And how the hell did he get my genitals in the first place?!
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Post by No Name is needed Bro Beans on Jan 12, 2015 1:59:41 GMT -5
If I had a nickel for every time a damn street merchant was trying to sell my genitals to a wealthy Japanese buisness man, I'd have alot of nickels
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Post by Deleted on Jan 12, 2015 2:11:05 GMT -5
Detachable
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adamclark52
El Dandy
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Post by adamclark52 on Jan 12, 2015 2:57:34 GMT -5
65% of my yearly salary is way too much for this useless appendage. He can f***ing have them I don't want them anymore.
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Post by Chip Chipperson on Jan 12, 2015 3:46:39 GMT -5
Honestly by the time the street merchant gets my genitals, puts them on a blanket and goes to a market there is probably zero chance of me ever getting any feeling back anyway so I'd probably keep 65% of my salary.
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King Koopa
He's just a Sexy Kurt
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Post by 67 more on Jan 12, 2015 5:02:36 GMT -5
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Post by Mondai Rogue on Jan 12, 2015 5:14:15 GMT -5
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Post by Zombie Mod is not a ghoul. on Jan 12, 2015 7:48:22 GMT -5
you kick him in the dick at the first chance you get, grab your bits and run off to the nearest hospital to be re-attached
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King Ghidorah
El Dandy
On Probation for Charges of two counts of Saxual Music.
How Absurd
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Post by King Ghidorah on Jan 12, 2015 7:58:09 GMT -5
The Japanese know better than to mess with me
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Post by Deleted on Jan 12, 2015 23:44:23 GMT -5
I'm poor as hell. What do I care if the dude wants 65% of nothing? And how the hell did he get my genitals in the first place?! It's detachable and you didn't want to think with your Dick that night
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Post by Mister Pigwell on Jan 12, 2015 23:49:58 GMT -5
Who gets to keep the blanket?
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Post by Deleted on Jan 13, 2015 0:07:44 GMT -5
Can I buy someone else's genitals instead?
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