Sephiroth
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Post by Sephiroth on Jan 22, 2015 18:26:49 GMT -5
But with Batista and deflated basketballs, what would you do?
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BigJerichool222
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Post by BigJerichool222 on Jan 22, 2015 18:28:56 GMT -5
What would YOU do?
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Post by Deleted on Jan 22, 2015 18:30:32 GMT -5
They should have someone cheat to win by throwing their opponent into deflated turnbuckle pads.
Preferably Tom Brandi.
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Post by Urfarkendarf on Jan 22, 2015 18:33:28 GMT -5
If it was still the Attitude era they could have a tailor made feud for a diva with fake boobs and one without fake boobs.
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FAR5222
El Dandy
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Post by FAR5222 on Jan 22, 2015 18:34:41 GMT -5
Not give a shit because I don't watch the NFL.
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hargh
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Post by hargh on Jan 22, 2015 18:35:50 GMT -5
I thought Natalya was past her farting gimmick.
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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Jan 22, 2015 18:49:19 GMT -5
They should totally have Rollins or some other heel lose clean as a sheet and then claim they lost because their opponent took the some of the padding out of the turnbuckle.
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Tom Turkey
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Post by Tom Turkey on Jan 22, 2015 19:13:35 GMT -5
They should totally have Rollins or some other heel lose clean as a sheet and then claim they lost because their opponent took the some of the padding out of the turnbuckle. It'd only work if the heel lost due to being tossed into the padding. |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 22, 2015 19:15:51 GMT -5
Not as good as the Trish Stratus and Shelton Benjamin one.
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Post by DASH 243✅ on Jan 22, 2015 19:16:03 GMT -5
Val Venis needs to come out and talk about how his balls never deflate
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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Jan 22, 2015 19:17:56 GMT -5
They should totally have Rollins or some other heel lose clean as a sheet and then claim they lost because their opponent took the some of the padding out of the turnbuckle. It'd only work if the heel lost due to being tossed into the padding. I'm sure WWE would miss the point and do it that way but, if it's really gonna be a parody, it can't go that way. The heel has to lose in such a way that even if the babyface took out the padding, it would have made no real difference to the result. Since, that's what actually happened with the real "deflate-gate" scandal. The Patriots did cheat but only the most hardcore of fans that hate the Patriots are trying to say they won the game because of it. |
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Post by Spiderf 4 on Jan 22, 2015 19:54:22 GMT -5
But with Batista and deflated basketballs, what would you do? I would hold a grudge. |
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Post by Main Eventer on Jan 22, 2015 20:56:16 GMT -5
I dunno I'll just have to wait 5 years when Vince finds out about this story.
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Jan 23, 2015 2:01:37 GMT -5
I'm sure they will have some sort of reference to it by the time Raw ends next week.
I wouldn't be shocked if someone complains that some of the Royal Rumble numbers were deflated somehow.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 23, 2015 2:10:02 GMT -5
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Post by Goldash #BLM on Jan 23, 2015 3:29:06 GMT -5
In the 2015 Royal Rumble, the ropes break when a few wrestlers stupidly decide to simultaneously eliminate The Big Show. Instead of tumbling over the ropes, he instead makes an entire side of the ring collapse under his weight. The match somehow continues for another half an hour without delay. Jerry Lawler says, "Well, guys, it looks like our superstars are in the triangular circle now! Hahaha!"
The next night on Raw, Show, donning glasses and carrying a clipboard, sobs uncontrollably after not winning his chance at main eventing Wrestlemania. He tearfully explains that according to his research, WWE conspired against him by tightening all three ropes in the southern end of the ring exactly 1.5 times less than the legal limit, thereby giving every other wrestler in the match a better chance to eliminate him. This despite a relatively clean elimination attempt.
He continues to play an unnecessarily tearful version of a Jerichoesque "conspiracy victim" until Reigns beats him clean via Superman Punch in 00:00:23 at Fast Lane to retain his #1 Contendership for John Cena's WWE World Heavyweight Championship at Wrestlemania.
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Post by HisRoyalGreeness on Jan 23, 2015 9:54:40 GMT -5
Cena could go around dropkicking people while wearing deflated Reebok Pumps.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 23, 2015 9:56:23 GMT -5
Not give a shit because I don't watch the NFL. |
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Post by Nickybojelais on Jan 23, 2015 10:08:31 GMT -5
Val Venis needs to come out and talk about how his balls never deflate You know the Big Valbowski and the New England Patriots have a lot in common. We both do a lot of scoring, we are both hard hitting and we always rise to the very top. But whereas the New England Patriots deflate balls just once a year, the Big Valbowski empties his balls every single night. |
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Crappler El 0 M
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Post by Crappler El 0 M on Jan 23, 2015 10:56:21 GMT -5
So... some keeps banging the opponents head into the turnbuckle, then the loser complains that the turnbuckle didn't have the proper amount of padding? Then surveillance footage shows the winning wrestler tampering with the turnbuckle pad before the show? Nah, just don't even try.
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