Shark
Hank Scorpio
The world's only Samurai Ninja Pirate
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Post by Shark on Jan 27, 2015 23:49:32 GMT -5
Ryback comes out to read The Secret to the audience and promises he will change our lives. Suddenly the Shield music hits and Dean Ambrose, Seth Rollins, and Roman Reigns enter through the crowd. Rollins says they hate the Secret and triple powerbomb Ryback for old times sake.
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Derk!
Hank Scorpio
Yeah, "looks like."
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Post by Derk! on Jan 27, 2015 23:54:28 GMT -5
*R-Truth and Lil Wayne performed tracks off of "Sorry 4 the Wait 2" Crowd boos and they start hurling garbage at the awful rapper. R-truth also gets pelted with some, too.
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Lupin the Third
Patti Mayonnaise
I'm sorry.....I love you. *boot to the head*--3rd most culpable in the jixing of NXT, D'oh!
Join the Dark Order....
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Post by Lupin the Third on Jan 28, 2015 0:05:19 GMT -5
Paul and Brock come out, to which Paul issues an open challenge to anyone who thinks they can defeat Lesnar for the WWE Championship. Out comes DIAMOND DALLAS PAGE!!
Diamond Dallas Page d. Brock Lesnar for the WWE Championship.
Seth Rollins comes out to cash in the Money in the Bank, but as the bell rings, he eats a Diamond Cutter as well. Triple H tries to intervene, but eats a Diamond Cutter as well. Stephanie gets in the ring to yell at DDP, but ALSO EATS A DIAMOND CUTTER!!
Page looks into the camera, saying, "This is for you, Kanyon!" and gives the cameraman a DIAMOND CUTTER!!
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Post by thegame415 on Jan 28, 2015 0:13:21 GMT -5
Bryan opens the show and says he's over the Rumble, and onto the road to WrestleMania. Kane interrupts. He says per the authorities request, bryan will face Kane tonight. If bryan loses, he can't compete at WM.
- Dean Ambrose vs bray wyatt is announced for later in the show
- Jey Uso defeated Mizdow. Mizdow was said to get a loud pop.
-seth Rollins cuts a promo saying that despite his loss, he can still be champion.
-Seth Rollins def Jack Swagger. Said to be a good match.
- daniel Bryan vs Kane ends in a DQ when big show interferes. Ryback makes the save. It's announced ryback and Bryan vs big show and Kane later tonight. This might be the dark match.
- they air a vignette on Reigns. Crowd was mostly cheers
-Bellas def Natalya and paige via rollup. Afterwards, Natalya and paige shouted at eachother.
-dean ambrose def bray wyatt by Dq when wyatt got a kendo stick and whacked ambrose with it. reigns came out and grabbed the stick, breaking it with his hands. How th show ended
-Bryan and ryback defeated Kane and big show. Reigns stayed at ringside. After the match, he hit a superman punch and show and Kane.
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Post by Germansuplex on Jan 28, 2015 1:05:47 GMT -5
Paige defeats Summer Rae with Natalya at ringside. After the match, Paige licks Natalya, with Natalya farting at Paige in retaliation. Dude, this is supposed to be a parody thread.
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Post by Super Duper Dragunov on Jan 28, 2015 1:15:21 GMT -5
Those were all the dark matches, as cameras were not rolling. - Smackdown reopens with Lillian Garcia shooting on the company over horse-face jokes made by the announcers. The message is lost as midway through her promo she pulls out a handful of sugar cubes and eats them. - Daniel Bryan (covered in dirt) is seen backstage looking for Kane to discuss their match tonight. He kept on saying "Glen! Where are you?" I absolutely want Smackdown to open up with just Lillian Garcia in the ring eating sugar cubes.
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Jan 28, 2015 1:23:27 GMT -5
Daniel Bryan came out. ![:)](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/smiley.png)
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Post by Deleted on Jan 28, 2015 1:35:49 GMT -5
*R-Truth and Lil Wayne performed tracks off of "Sorry 4 the Wait 2" Only if Roman Reigns and Drake come out and do Belee Me
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Jan 28, 2015 2:27:21 GMT -5
Seth Rollins came out and issued an open challenge, and even put his Money in the Bank contract up for grabs to anyone who thought they could take it from him. Roman Reigns accepted the challenge.
Roman Reigns def Seth Rollins to earn the Money in the Bank contract.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 28, 2015 2:59:50 GMT -5
- The Authority cut a promo about the rumble. Triple H says that Big Show failed him when he put himself before the goal of eliminating Reigns. For his betrayal, Big Show is punished and sent to make seven layer nachos for The Authority's celebration party later tonight.
- The Authority are having a celebration for Seth Rollins who informs us that he will face Roman Reigns later tonight in a match for the right to face Lesnar at Mania. Reigns enters the arena and heads for the ring.
- Reigns, before entering the ring, grabs a mic and tells Show "Yo fat boy, I like sour cream on my nachos... Bitch." Big Show cries as he walks up the ramp. Reigns cuts a promo echoing his words from Raw about his upbringing. He says, "Ain't no stopping me now."
- AIN'T NO STOPPING ME NOW! Shelton Benjamin makes his return to the WWE as he storms the ring and looks to attack The Authority, but instead he dives to the outside onto Reigns. Shelton proceeds to viciously attack Reigns until Rollins hits a curbstomp to Reigns on the steps. Medics check Reigns out as he lays unconscious.
- First match up is The New Day vs The Brass Ring Club. Woods is on the apron, his leg still heavily bandaged. Midway through the match, Kofi hits the Boom Drop on Kidd before grabbing a mic. He looks around before saying "Man... I'm tired of fighting." Cesaro, Rose, Big. E, and Woods jump in the ring to perform their rendition of N'Sync's "Pop"... Which was met with no pop from the crowd. Everyone in the ring was booed mercilessly until Big E. grabbed the mic and yelled "I SAID NEW DAY MOTHERf***ERS!" I'm positive that'll be bleeped out, but this led to The New Brass Ring Club(seriously what they're calling themselves. My buddy Lurch likes it, but he thinks they'll go nowhere) heading to the announce table to beat down Michael Cole and Cole alone. Byron Saxon actually got some hits in as well. Lawler left sometime during this and could be seen cursing at the crowd. My buddy Gomez flipped him the finger, and Lawler just looked at us, we marked out.
- A backstage segment was shown. Ambrose is desperate for a spot at Wrestlemania, he's searching for a fight and revenge for Reigns. He runs into Randy Orton. Orton is dressed in street clothes. Orton tells him that he has had a lot of time to think about his career, but tonight he will reunite with his true friends. Ambrose responds with "I don't have friends, I only have my brother."
-The Miz is out next without Mizdow. Miz cuts a promo firing Mizdow for what happened at the rumble. He says he is better than Tom Cruise, and if he can do his own stunts, so can I. The Miz starts wrestling himself. Bumping off invisible suplexes and locking in, and getting locked into a figure four. Mizdow appears on the tron. Mizdow, now back to Sandow, reminds Miz of the cameras he put in his house... And rolls the footage.
- The Miz footage consists of Sandow using Miz's hair gel, The Miz shaving his own chest, Sandow having graphic sex with Maryse, Miz eating his own boogers, Miz farting, and The Miz being afraid of an ant. Footage ends.
- Sandow laughs, and so does the portion of the audience who weren't stunned by seeing Sandow and Maryse's loose bits flopping around in sweaty passion. The Miz is furious. Sandow says "I did my own stunts... With your wife." The Miz is volcanic right now, he yells "I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!! I GAVE YOU EVERYTHING!! I MADE YOU AND YOU... YOU USE MY HAIR GEL?!! I'M GOING TO END YOU!!"
- Divas are up next. Paige vs. Alicia. Went three minutes, Paige won with a rollup.
- Kane vs. Daniel Bryan never began due to Kane ripping his slacks entering the ring. Because he had no other pair, they announced that this match and feud will continue next week when Kane faces Bryan I'm a Inferno Casket Cage Match. Bryan made his way to the ring and cut a promo on the ridiculousness of that. He talked to Kane about what is important to him. In a rare moment, Kane broke kayfabe by saying that his family was the most important thing to him. Bryan asked why he wasn't with them right now, Kane responded by holding his head down in shame. Kane apologized for everything he's done. He apologized to Bryan, to Taker, to his family, and even JR. He said it was time he went home... But not before Bryan and him hug it out one last time. As they hugged, I was immediately transported to Wrestlemania VII as the display of waterworks around me reminded me of the Macho/Liz reconciliation. My buddy Pugsley didn't want to admit that he had some tears flowing.
- Before the main event, Cena was interviewed backstage. Renee asked him if he can truly defeat Rusev at Fastlane. Cena did his usual routine, but got serious once Renee asked him about the young crop of superstars rising up in the WWE. Cena answered that he is the measuring stick and it'll take more than a pond full of kids to upset the valley that is the Cenation.
-The Authority enter for the main event, Shelton is with them, now wearing a very dapper suit. My buddy Fester remarked "That's one dapper fellow. He is magnificent... In every way... Like you." things got a bit uncomfortable there as he began talking about how he'd like to glaze me in honey and watch the bees swarm around my body as the dogs dance for the bones of his ancestors. Anyway, Rollins takes center stage as Lillian informs us that if Reigns can't compete, he will lose his spot at Wrestlemania. Reigns music hits and he is limping down the stairs on his way to the ring.
- Rollins vs. Reigns is a match with Rollins in control as Reigns fights to keep his spot. Reigns gets a bit of a comeback going, but J&J storm the ring. The ref calls for the bell but Triple H makes the match no disqualification. This leads to Ambrose rushing through the crowd taking out J&J, and hit Rollins with a rebound clothesline. Reigns spears Rollins and wins the match and keeps his spot. Shelton decks Ambrose with a chair and then connects with a shot to Reigns. "I hear voices", said my buddy Fester, but right after that Randy Orton heads to the ring. He faces off with Shelton before hitting an RKO on Ambrose and another one on Reigns. Orton is back with The Authority.
- THE BEAST IS HERE! Brock and Heyman enter and shake the hands of Orton, Benjamin, and Hunter. Rollins gets up and grins at the sight of Reigns laid out. Brock extends his hand and pulls Rollins in for an F5. Cue Cena. Cena rushes to the ring and hits an AA on Hunter. He looks at the four men standing in the ring. Brock, Orton, Heyman, and Benjamin. He removes his shirt to reveal a new shirt that reads "OVW 2002" on it. The four men embrace and stomp out Reigns, Hunter, Ambrose, and Rollins. Stephanie gets on the mic and tells them that they're all fired. But Batista's music hits and he's back.
- Batista takes the mic from Stephanie, laughs and says "You can't fire anyone... Cause I'm Drax The motherf***ing Destroyer... Deal with it." Come And Get Your Love plays as the OVW class of 2002 dance in the ring together. Big Show is shown on the tron crying while carrying a huge tray of nachos as he walks off into the night. End of show.
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Post by Brickstone Kid on Jan 28, 2015 4:07:22 GMT -5
Recap of Arnold Schwarzenegger's HOF video package from Raw.
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Jonathan Michaels
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
The Archduke of Levity
Here since TNA was still kinda okay
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Jan 28, 2015 4:54:33 GMT -5
*Sheamus VS. Del Rio is up next*
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Post by Nic Nemeth on Jan 28, 2015 5:12:27 GMT -5
- Authority comes out and announces that Rollins gets the night off but Big Show doesn't for putting himself before the Authority. Ambrose comes out and says he's got a bone to pick with Big Show. Triple H makes the match for tonight. They then wait in the ring for another five minutes hoping two more superstars would show up so it can be turned into a tag team match. Triple H decides to add Seth Rollins to the match anyways and tells Ambrose to find a partner.
- Curtis Axel defeated Roman Reigns to earn a title shot against Brock Lesnar at Fast Lane. The Brass Ring Club came out to ringside to help Axel out. Reigns kicked out of a Cesaro spin into the barricades, Tyson's Flying Elbow Drop, and a Party Foul. Axel wins after Fandango interferes and hits a Flying Leg Drop on Reigns that actually caused him to choke. Post-match, Reigns Speared all five men and looked pretty strong.
- Seth Rollins was complaining backstage about working on his promised night off, Buddy Murphy and Wesley Blake then introduce themselves to him. Rollins walks away but then Team Thick is attacked by New Day. New Day then dragged them toward the ring.
- Buddy Murphy defeated Xavier Woods in a squash match. Big E and Kofi Kingston turn heel and take out Woods post-match blaming him for dragging them down. Shelton Benjamin then returns to take his spot. Crowd had no clue who he was.
- The Ascension defeated Los Matadores in a forgettable match. Ascension then challenged the Usos for the Tag Titles at Fast Lane.
- Renee Young interviewed Bad News Barrett and asked him who he will defend the IC Title against at Fast Lane. Barrett responded, "Whoever the next person to pin me in a non-title match."
- R-Truth defeated Bad News Barrett in a non-title match to earn a title shot for Fast Lane.
- I wasn't paying attention during the diva's match but I think the Bellas were in it.
- Dean Ambrose goes backstage to find a tag team partner and ends up meeting the Boogeyman. Ambrose then puts him on his maybe list.
- Bray Wyatt defeats Dolph Ziggler after Ziggler walks out of the match and announces he's sick of working here. Bray then tried to cut a promo but the mic kept cutting out, Zack Ryder then came out to challenge him to a match but the road agents came out to drag him back through the curtains. I think that will be edited out.
- Daniel Bryan vs Kane gets postponed to RAW because they forget to bring a casket. Ambrose then asks Bryan to be his partner but he gets blindsided by Rusev for no reason at all.
- Dean Ambrose and Ryback vs Big Show and Seth Rollins ends in a No Contest when Kane interferes. Roman Reigns then runs out and gives him a Spear. Reigns, Ambrose, and Rollins then pick up Ryback and Triple Powerbomb him through the Announce Table for some reason. Reigns and Ambrose then fight off Rollins and Kane to end the show.
Dark Match: Daniel Bryan defeated Adam Rose in a Steel Cage Match. One spot involved the Bunny interfering and being revealed as Michael Tarver the whole time.
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BobW
Bubba Ho-Tep
Mono No Aware
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Post by BobW on Jan 28, 2015 5:41:37 GMT -5
Source: Wrestletaint.gov
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Post by Hypnosis on Jan 28, 2015 8:13:43 GMT -5
Paige defeats Summer Rae with Natalya at ringside. After the match, Paige licks Natalya, with Natalya farting at Paige in retaliation. Dude, this is supposed to be a parody thread. More details: Natalya's fart blew Paige into the barricade, then Natalya yells:"This is my dungeon, you little bitch!" Brooks said this segment received a huge pop.
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Post by berlynwright on Jan 28, 2015 8:17:57 GMT -5
*Sheamus VS. Del Rio is up next* Sheamus defeated Del Rio with Brogue Kick
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