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Post by Deleted on Feb 9, 2015 13:48:53 GMT -5
This one is easy: 1. What political affiliations they have. 2. What religion they have. 3. What color their skin is. 4. Their home town/state/country. 5. Being a vegetarian/vegan. I'm going to try these on for size. 1. That's right, bitch, I keep my opinions grounded towards the middle and don't like to label others or myself! Not really feeling this 2 party system, because that's how I roll! 2. Bro, I'm tellin' ya, I am SO not really sure what's out there but feel a certain creative intelligence about the universe and see that as God. Beat that, you pussy. 3. I stay out of the sun because I burn easily and have a ton of freckles! I bet you have an even skin tone and tan really well, you bag of shit! 4. I'm from the south! Well, the southeast, and it's not even THAT far south, more mid-Atlantic on the coast! But like inland, not on the beach or anything! It's pretty warm all year, and manufacturing jobs that were the backbone of the economy have dwindled and sent the neighborhood into poverty! It's cool though, I was never that poor! 5. I'm really awesome at being a vegetarian, because I never follow any of the rules! I eat meat whenever I want, because I'm a man and that's what a manly vegetarian does!
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Post by Father Dougal McGuire on Feb 9, 2015 14:02:28 GMT -5
This came from a discussion with a friend I had recently and I thought it might be fun to bounce it off you lovelies. I'll get us started. -People who take pride in being a criminal or having a criminal past. Never understood that myself, the whole self snitching thing. I have been in legal trouble before. I got into fights with some asshole who punched my mom and some asshole who punched my sister, the later resulted in a year of probation which I still want expunged from my record... but thats another story, still why broadcast your drama, which I guess in a moot point since I just broadcasted my drama....
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Post by ibdude on Feb 9, 2015 14:08:25 GMT -5
People who brag about liking something before it got famous. When people say that I'm like, "You want a cookie?".
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Post by Rolent Tex on Feb 9, 2015 14:21:14 GMT -5
People who brag about liking something before it got famous. When people say that I'm like, "You want a cookie?". I liked cookies before it was cool.
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Post by Lupin the Third on Feb 9, 2015 15:15:51 GMT -5
People who name drop.
Had a coworker who did this alot. And it annoyed the hell out of me. Then again, he acted like one of those high class snobs.
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Post by Cela on Feb 9, 2015 15:45:57 GMT -5
In college, I had a girlfriend who had a lot of army wife friends. I'd have to hang out with the husbands.
Them: Yo, check out this 48 inch tv I paid 3 grand for! Me: That's nice. Them: And my truck, I paid a lot of money for this! Me: That's nice. Them: And this sofa- Me: Paid money for it? Them: ...yes
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Post by Deleted on Feb 9, 2015 17:51:25 GMT -5
This came from a discussion with a friend I had recently and I thought it might be fun to bounce it off you lovelies. I'll get us started. -People who take pride in being a criminal or having a criminal past. Never understood that myself, the whole self snitching thing. I have been in legal trouble before. I got into fights with some asshole who punched my mom and some asshole who punched my sister, the later resulted in a year of probation which I still want expunged from my record... but thats another story, still why broadcast your drama, which I guess in a moot point since I just broadcasted my drama.... Broadcasting drama is just a hateable thing regardless of circumstance. As I see it, no one's business is anyone else's. If I want to tell you something, I will and if you want to know something, I'll tell you if you ask. There shouldn't be anything beyond that. Who are these people that absolutely have to put their stuff out there? It's annoying.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 9, 2015 18:07:33 GMT -5
In college, I had a girlfriend who had a lot of army wife friends. I'd have to hang out with the husbands. Them: Yo, check out this 48 inch tv I paid 3 grand for! Me: That's nice. Them: And my truck, I paid a lot of money for this! Me: That's nice. Them: And this sofa- Me: Paid money for it? Them: ...yes That so reminds me of some spazz I used to have occasional "playdates" with way back when. I would get dropped off over there and essentially watch him put his own toys over for a few hours. We didn't actually play with anything. If I asked to see something, he'd just move right on to the next thing like "look at this. It's cool, huh?" It was exhausting. And he was just a kid that needed probably ritalin and a healthier base of human interaction in his life. There's no reason for an adult to behave that way.
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Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on Feb 9, 2015 18:45:41 GMT -5
In college, I had a girlfriend who had a lot of army wife friends. I'd have to hang out with the husbands. Them: Yo, check out this 48 inch tv I paid 3 grand for! Me: That's nice. Them: And my truck, I paid a lot of money for this! Me: That's nice. Them: And this sofa- Me: Paid money for it? Them: ...yes Speaking of army fellows, anybody who brags about their time spent in the armed forces. It's like, I get it. You served your country and I respect that. But being a Veteran doesn't give you licence to be a holier-than-thou dick bag and don't expect me to treat you different from other dick bags just because you got shot in the leg.
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Post by Sephiroth on Feb 9, 2015 19:47:53 GMT -5
Eating something; "I once downed a whole deep dish pizza by myself!" Congratulations, you acted like a gluttonous pig!
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Post by No Name is needed Bro Beans on Feb 9, 2015 20:58:26 GMT -5
I used to brag about the one time in High School when I scored 4 touchdowns in one game.thinking back on it I guess it was kinda silly
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Post by BayleyTiffyCodyCenaJudyHopps on Feb 9, 2015 21:43:26 GMT -5
"I take care of mah kids!" You're supposed to, you dumb motherf***er! "I ain't never been to jail!"
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Post by "I'm Batman..." on Feb 9, 2015 22:41:42 GMT -5
Eating something; "I once downed a whole deep dish pizza by myself!" Congratulations, you acted like a gluttonous pig! Oh.
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Post by metylerca on Feb 9, 2015 22:52:14 GMT -5
People who name drop. Had a coworker who did this alot. And it annoyed the hell out of me. Then again, he acted like one of those high class snobs. Rob Naylor?
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Post by Welfare Willis on Feb 9, 2015 23:12:27 GMT -5
"Hi, I work in the porn industry." Well, I won't be shaking your hand then. Not that I have anything against porn. Only that I can only imagine where that hand has been.
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Post by wildojinx on Feb 9, 2015 23:30:43 GMT -5
Related to name-dropping, people who claim they went to high school with a celebrity. If you were friends with the future celeb, i can understand that, but if you never interacted with them, it doesnt really have anything to do with you, but the school itself.
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Post by agent817 on Feb 10, 2015 0:16:05 GMT -5
I used to brag about the one time in High School when I scored 4 touchdowns in one game.thinking back on it I guess it was kinda silly
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Post by thegame415 on Feb 10, 2015 2:51:54 GMT -5
Most people who brag do it about dumb things because they are insecure and look for something to make themselves feel better.
You wouldn't have to brag if you had confidence. You would just have the rewards to show it.
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Feb 10, 2015 3:47:22 GMT -5
You're supposed to, you dumb motherf***er! "I ain't never been to jail!" What you want a cookie?
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Post by Futureraven: Beelzebruv on Feb 10, 2015 8:27:47 GMT -5
"Hi, I work in the porn industry." Well, I won't be shaking your hand then. Not that I have anything against porn. Only that I can only imagine where that hand has been. It's porn, I doubt you need the imagination, there's evidence.
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