mizerable
Fry's dog Seymour
You're the lowest on the totem pole here, Alva. The lowest.
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Post by mizerable on Feb 11, 2015 17:16:41 GMT -5
Did you know a duck has a corkscrew penis that is half its body length? ![](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTjIn0qs7g7-XRmW4i02dZZTUdNrShJMFFEB6A6leNj4FAvSMXWaA)
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Post by Lazy peon on Feb 11, 2015 17:19:31 GMT -5
Don't get your hopes up, our dicks are only two inches {Spoiler}{Spoiler}From the ground I think I almost choked. From coughing, christ people. I think I almost exploded Into laughter
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Post by DJ Maniak on Feb 11, 2015 17:40:21 GMT -5
The Icelandic Phallological Museum has a portion of a blue whale's penis measuring 170 cm (67 in) long and weighing 70 kilograms (150 lb), which Iceland Review has dubbed "a real Moby Dick". The specimen is just the tip, as the entire organ, when intact, would have been about 5 m (16 ft) long and weighed about 350–450 kilograms (770–990 lb), well above average for even a blue whale. By comparison, an adult elephant's penis is the largest penis of any land animal at 1.8 metres (6 ft) on average.- Wikipedia ![](http://cdn.meme.am/instances/20611761.jpg)
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Post by King Boo on Feb 11, 2015 17:48:53 GMT -5
Any newssheet buzz about all this dangledork hubbub yet? You have the best euphemisms for penis.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 11, 2015 17:51:04 GMT -5
Any newssheet buzz about all this dangledork hubbub yet? You have the best euphemisms for penis. OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH!!! I thought he was talking about that guy who just signed to play Dr. Strange.
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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on Feb 11, 2015 17:57:50 GMT -5
People harping way too much on the size of the next man's sillywilly... If they hate, let 'em hate, you'll drop their whole pants? Lay their dong down for the three second tan? (Appledough!)
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Heartbreaker
King Koopa
Is actually Bindi Irwin
RIP Punk's media scrum, Page 54, Muffins, Biting People Bad™ (2022 - 2022)
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Post by Heartbreaker on Feb 11, 2015 19:18:11 GMT -5
Remember that episode of South Park where everybody says "shit" a lot of times and there is a counter? We need a counter for the amount of times "penis" has been said.
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Post by Mister Pigwell on Feb 11, 2015 19:33:03 GMT -5
Remember that episode of South Park where everybody says "shit" a lot of times and there is a counter? We need a counter for the amount of times "penis" has been said. Do related terms like jollydoodle count?
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Big Poppa Pumpkin
Dennis Stamp
I'll be in the back polishing............ my belt.
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Post by Big Poppa Pumpkin on Feb 11, 2015 19:34:23 GMT -5
instead of height and weight they should have the ring announcers announce wrestlers length and girth
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Talent Name
Ozymandius
Got fined anyway. Possibly a Moose
James Franco is the white Donald Glover
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Post by Talent Name on Feb 11, 2015 19:38:46 GMT -5
Remember that episode of South Park where everybody says "shit" a lot of times and there is a counter? We need a counter for the amount of times "penis" has been said. That number would be nuts
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Post by avenger on Feb 11, 2015 19:43:36 GMT -5
Remember that episode of South Park where everybody says "shit" a lot of times and there is a counter? We need a counter for the amount of times "penis" has been said. Do related terms like jollydoodle count? Ah no, Jolly Doodle is in the NXT Name Generator.
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percymania
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Percymania will live forever! Oh yeah!
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Post by percymania on Feb 11, 2015 21:53:34 GMT -5
boy this thread just won't peter out.
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Feb 11, 2015 22:14:23 GMT -5
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Post by Wrestling Curmudgeon on Feb 11, 2015 22:32:55 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Feb 11, 2015 22:33:55 GMT -5
Seth Rollins should wrestle with his cock out and nobody acknowledges it
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Post by sabretooth on Feb 11, 2015 22:35:34 GMT -5
tallywhacker.
that is all.
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Post by PsychoGoatee on Feb 11, 2015 22:43:56 GMT -5
Ha ha ha, look at you people, you come in here... you besmirch the penis of the FUTURE of THIS BUSINESS! Seth's penis is the architect of the poon, he mastered the whole thing, there was no poon before Seth's penis! They wouldn't even know what to do with their lady parts it not for the STANDARDBEARR of the WWE! Ha ha... c'mon boys, let's get out of here. Let's get some McFlurries, I'M BUYING! I'm Mister Money In The Bank damnit, you people will respect me!
Don't even start with me Dean! Don't you even... you want another funeral, huh? Gitoutta here, the FUTURE of THIS BUSINESS, you too John shut your pie hole John. Brock Brock Brock Brock you aren't the StandardBAERER of THE BUSINESS! I am the architect of the poon!
Seth's penis didn't slip out... it BOUGHT IN!
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Post by Rolent Tex on Feb 12, 2015 0:30:08 GMT -5
In a world where Roman Reigns, John Cena, Big Show, Kane and the New Day drive you all a little nuts...
...who would have thunk that all it would take to bring joy to FAN Land would've been Seth Rollin's penis?
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Krazee
Salacious Crumb
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Post by Krazee on Feb 12, 2015 0:36:05 GMT -5
Seth Rollins should wrestle with his cock out and nobody acknowledges it well yeah it's so tiny, no one would ever notice it ![;)](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/wink.png)
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Post by PsychoGoatee on Feb 12, 2015 0:54:44 GMT -5
Seth Rollins should wrestle with his cock out and nobody acknowledges it well yeah it's so tiny, no one would ever notice it ![;)](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/wink.png) Hey hey hey hey hey hey lady... if you're gonna introduce it, do it right. That's MISTER Money in the PANTS Seth Rollins to you, toots. ha! Hey what what what? You think it's arrogance right? it ain't arrogance, when you can back... it... up.. ha ha. So in my opinion... y'all just bitter... that I was right, and you were wrong. Cuz you realize this right here... (points to penis)... is my golden ticket. And if last night is any evidence... the architect of the poon ALWAYS gets the job done.
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