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Post by SsnakeBite, the No1 Frenchman on Feb 19, 2015 16:44:51 GMT -5
That way we can enjoy the eternal pleasures of the maiming of our flesh, every one our senses increased infinitely so that our entire being may delight in every single instant of our transcendental agony!  Sounds like fun! |
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Post by Sephiroth on Feb 19, 2015 16:52:39 GMT -5
Will it be the twins with long tongues and wife in their faces? If so I could be down for that.
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Post by The Legend of Groose on Feb 19, 2015 16:53:47 GMT -5
I think I'll pass, but thanks for the offer!
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Don Corleone
I want my personal title back, but I don't know how!
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Post by Mackenzie Gorn on Feb 19, 2015 17:08:39 GMT -5
FLESH TOAST!
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Post by Ryushinku on Feb 19, 2015 17:19:29 GMT -5
They are not summoned by hands.
They are summoned by desire.
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Dennis Stamp
Wait, what?
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Post by Dat Dude on Feb 19, 2015 17:29:38 GMT -5
Pain?! How dare you use that word! What you think of as pain is only a shadow. Pain, has a face. Allow me to show it to you: Gentleman, I...AM...PAIN!!!
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Feb 19, 2015 17:36:11 GMT -5
I want a Cenobites Cereal, call it Cen O'Bites! Pinhead obviously would be the pitch man
"No tears please, it's a waste of your nutritious breakfast!
New Cen O'Bites from Kellogs! The deliciousness will be legendary, even in hell!"
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Post by SsnakeBite, the No1 Frenchman on Feb 19, 2015 17:40:18 GMT -5
Will it be the twins with long tongues and wife in their faces? If so I could be down for that. These are the only twins YOU get. And no, you don't get to see Angélique with them:  Besides, I don't remember any twin Cenobites with married women in their faces. |
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Post by Sephiroth on Feb 19, 2015 17:45:37 GMT -5
Will it be the twins with long tongues and wife in their faces? If so I could be down for that. These are the only twins YOU get. And no, you don't get to see Angélique with them: Besides, I don't remember any twin Cenobites with married women in their faces. Autocorrect is the babe if my existence. And I could make do with the doggie. Be fun to walk him down the street and see what people do. |
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Post by The Ichi on Feb 19, 2015 17:48:05 GMT -5
Now I gotta watch all 3 Hellraiser movies again.
What's that, you say there are more than 3? I can't quite hear you.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 19, 2015 17:50:59 GMT -5
These are the only twins YOU get. And no, you don't get to see Angélique with them: Besides, I don't remember any twin Cenobites with married women in their faces. Autocorrect is the babe if my existence. And I could make do with the doggie. Be fun to walk him down the street and see what people do.  Are these the twins you were thinking of? |
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Post by Sephiroth on Feb 19, 2015 17:54:01 GMT -5
Autocorrect is the babe if my existence. And I could make do with the doggie. Be fun to walk him down the street and see what people do. Are these the twins you were thinking of? Yep. |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 19, 2015 17:54:43 GMT -5
I'm down. My suffering will be legendary, even in Hell.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 19, 2015 17:59:30 GMT -5
Are these the twins you were thinking of? Yep.  |
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Post by SsnakeBite, the No1 Frenchman on Feb 19, 2015 18:01:25 GMT -5
Now I gotta watch all 3 Hellraiser movies again. What's that, you say there are more than 3? I can't quite hear you. What's this bullshit about there being more than two? |
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Post by The Ichi on Feb 19, 2015 18:03:58 GMT -5
Now I gotta watch all 3 Hellraiser movies again. What's that, you say there are more than 3? I can't quite hear you. What's this bullshit about there being more than two? Hey, 3 was cool for the "Jesus Christ!" "Not quite" part, even if it is a step down from two great movies. Plus I love the scene where Pinhead butchers an entire nightclub. |
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Post by SsnakeBite, the No1 Frenchman on Feb 19, 2015 18:47:58 GMT -5
What's this bullshit about there being more than two? Hey, 3 was cool for the "Jesus Christ!" "Not quite" part, even if it is a step down from two great movies. Bleh. Doug Bradley makes it work but it's still a lesser version of "Oh my God!" "THIS... is God!" from A Nightmare on Elm Street. But more seriously, I think if it were a stand-alone film it would actually be pretty cool... too bad it's not. Because as a Hellraiser film, it's pretty freaking terrible, and sooooo generic after the insane mindf*** that was Hellbound. Actually, I feel it had a lot of potentially good idea that were very poorly executed. Pinhead's apparent death actually causing the separation of his good and evil side? Good idea. The evil side being a ridiculous campy villain with none of the quiet yet imposing presence of the previous movies, while the good side is just a regular guy with nothing in common with the Cenobites to the point you wonder why he'd ever open the Lament Configuartion? Bad idea. The evil side wreaking havoc on Earth and bringing the "pleasures" of Hell to out plane? Good idea. Said havoc being a cheese-fest that looks jarring next to the visceral atmosphere of the previous two movies and seems to completely forget that the Cenobites seek extreme sensations and not mass murder? Bad idea. The Pillar of Souls? Good idea. Doug Bradley's head stuck hilariously unconvincingly inside a prop for a large part of the movie? Bad idea. The villain being a manipulative asshole but otherwise normal human, like in the previous two movies? Good idea. The villain being a ridiculously over-the-top asshole? Bad idea. New Cenobites? Good idea. New Cenobites who look f'n stupid, spout awful catchphrases and again, have nothing to do with the Cenobites' search for extreme sensations and look more at home in Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers than Hellraiser? Bad idea (in fact, the one positive I can give Bloodlines is that its Cenobites actually look like proper Cenobites). Having Pinhead being "defeated" by being reunited with his good half? Good idea. Illustrating that with the worst morphing digital effects ever? Bad idea. Using the "Hellraiser" song? Good idea. Using the Mötörhead version? Bad idea. |
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Watching you.
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Post by Glitch on Feb 19, 2015 18:58:55 GMT -5
Figures a Frenchmen would want us to play with Lemarchand's box.
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He has no pants! What a heathen!
Lord of Storms and Kittens!
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Feb 19, 2015 19:23:03 GMT -5
Now I gotta watch all 3 Hellraiser movies again. What's that, you say there are more than 3? I can't quite hear you. What's this bullshit about there being more than two? Hey hey hey hey! Terry Farrell! she made anything watchable! |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 19, 2015 20:21:19 GMT -5
Weird, I'm watching Bloodline now and after watching the previous three as well, I can say that this idea is...
Excellent! Who's going to open the box?! Let's get wild here.
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Sounds like fun!
