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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Mar 15, 2015 19:39:29 GMT -5
I thought I saw Brock Lesnar at the zoo once. It turned out to be one of those rare albino gorillas. Was awkward when I tried asking him for his autograph.
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Mar 16, 2015 2:26:34 GMT -5
I can tell you a true Brock Lesnar dining/sighting story.
He was town in here to grab something to eat, he stopped at a chain restaurant called Montana's. Of course people there recognized him and starting taking pics, finally, he slammed his fist down on the bar and yelled "If you want a picture ask me! Don't just take them of me!"
Now if it seems dubious he was in my shit town, it's on the way to Milk River where he was hunting and also it was this same trip he damn near died and then got sued because he didn't have the right hunting tickets or some shit.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 16, 2015 2:30:07 GMT -5
I thought I saw Brock Lesnar at the zoo once. It turned out to be one of those rare albino gorillas. Was awkward when I tried asking him for his autograph. Seriously, like Ryan Reeves is even a real name.
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Mar 16, 2015 2:56:44 GMT -5
Pffft...Like Brock drives a car like normal human. He rides on the backs of bears he captured in the wild. He does WHAT?!? *ragemode* Like you don't capture bears in the wild.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 16, 2015 3:35:48 GMT -5
He does WHAT?!? *ragemode* Like you don't capture bears in the wild. Yeah but I don't ride them!
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Post by Ecks Ecks Ringout Ecks Ecks on Mar 16, 2015 3:52:05 GMT -5
I'm just going to imagine he does his entrance ramp bounce whilst waiting at the counter.
I'm also imagining Heyman in the Colonel Sanders outfit for some reason.
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Post by ilggant on Mar 16, 2015 4:32:14 GMT -5
KFC Cashier: Hello, sir. Welcome to KFC. May I take your order? Brock: Piss. Cashier: Excuse me? Brock: PISS! Cashier: Oh! Restroom. Sorry, sir. The men's restroom is unavailable at this time. Would you like... *Brock F-5's the KFC building* *Brock gets back in his car* Sable:... I told you we should have stopped at Jimmy Johns. Sir, I just read this at work, and I'm now getting bad looks for laughing out loud in a quiet office
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Post by Ryushinku on Mar 16, 2015 5:31:56 GMT -5
KFC Heavyweight Champion.
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Post by Lt. Palumbo on Mar 16, 2015 6:49:33 GMT -5
"BROCK LESNAR TO KFC RUMORS!!!!"
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Post by Lt. Palumbo on Mar 16, 2015 6:50:45 GMT -5
Oh Oh... he was working there....making chicken salad (out of chicken shit)
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Post by Hypnosis on Mar 16, 2015 7:34:15 GMT -5
"BROCK LESNAR TO KFC RUMORS!!!!" He wants that rematch against Ala Stair Supreem Bowl!
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Post by Sephiroth on Mar 16, 2015 7:56:39 GMT -5
I'm just going to imagine he does his entrance ramp bounce whilst waiting at the counter. I'm also imagining Heyman in the Colonel Sanders outfit for some reason. "Ladies and Gentleman, my name is Paul Heyman. I am the man behind finger licking good."
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Post by The Ichi on Mar 16, 2015 7:57:54 GMT -5
He's going on an epic eating binge so that he can release the grandaddy of all farts on Roman Reigns at Wrestlemania.
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Post by CM Parish on Mar 16, 2015 8:01:36 GMT -5
Wow Brock eats KFC? I can't eat that stuff it gives me the runs. Wonder what he orders there. On a side note I saw a man who I think was Mabel in a KFC restroom. He stood at the next urinal over saying mmm mmmm they don't call it finger lookin good for nothin. When was this? Mabel died last year.
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Post by Mozenrath on Mar 16, 2015 8:02:54 GMT -5
I thought I saw Brock Lesnar at the zoo once. It turned out to be one of those rare albino gorillas. Was awkward when I tried asking him for his autograph. Did you only know there had been a misunderstanding when he signed it "Rupert"?
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Post by Hit Girl on Mar 16, 2015 9:03:55 GMT -5
*car pulls up to the drive-thru*
Voice: "Welcome to KFC please state your order"
Heyman: "MY CLIENT....BAH-ROCK LESNAR!!!!! wants some popcorn chicken"
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Post by mcstoklasa on Mar 16, 2015 9:11:33 GMT -5
KFC Heavyweight Champion. And yet he still shows up less than Colonel Sanders.
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Post by Mochi Lone Wolf on Mar 16, 2015 13:05:08 GMT -5
I guess he wants to make a trip back to the Mayo Clinic sometime soon.
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Post by Professor Chaos on Mar 16, 2015 13:08:27 GMT -5
Wow Brock eats KFC? I can't eat that stuff it gives me the runs. Wonder what he orders there. On a side note I saw a man who I think was Mabel in a KFC restroom. He stood at the next urinal over saying mmm mmmm they don't call it finger lookin good for nothin. When was this? Mabel died last year. That was like 15 years ago.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Mar 16, 2015 13:36:47 GMT -5
Imagine the look on the cashier's face when Brock goes in there and orders a hamburger.
Do you tell him they don't serve burgers, or hope you can find a cow in the next five minutes?
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