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Post by Paul E. Funk on Mar 19, 2015 14:14:30 GMT -5
"You carried the Undertaker at WrestleMania XII?" "I'm the shit, I'm tellin' ya!" I'm loving all the little references to parts of this match in peoples posts. For years I thought I was alone in my appreciation and knowledge of this match. Always been a personal favourite of mine.
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Post by Sephiroth on Mar 19, 2015 14:51:47 GMT -5
This story is true-ish. I've heard Nash tell it before when doing a Q&A with Hall and Xpac, though the hilarious irony of Nash claiming to carry Taker in any regard much less his eagerness to tell the story (more than once evidently) should not be lost on anyone. I know someone who used to know Taker back in the day and his first marriage and life at the time was pretty messy. They split up and got back together again multiple times. They married young and he tried to be a good husband but life in wrestling, on the road, drinking, strip clubs and his inability to keep "the little Taker" in his pants led to the inevitable. They didn't end up splitting for good that time. Taker even made a small tribute to her (plead) in his speech at the '96 Slammies, "you're always on my mind" or something to that effect. They split for good in '98 and at that time she refused and WOULDN'T give him the divorce he was desperate for. It was finally done in '99. He didn't have her name on his throat but did have to remove her initials he had done on his ring finger. He's been a bit of a crazy bastard when it came to relationships. Hopefully age, wisdom, experience and a much more calm and healthy lifestyle these days will make his current marriage the one that sticks. And then there's Rick Flair...
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Post by Hit Girl on Mar 19, 2015 14:57:25 GMT -5
The divorce papers were delivered by black robed druid monks.
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Post by TGM on Mar 19, 2015 15:11:10 GMT -5
No wonder Undertaker went a bit nutty and tried to marry Stephanie McMahon.
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Post by Hit Girl on Mar 19, 2015 15:25:54 GMT -5
In my head canon, Undertaker wanted to marry Stephanie because he could sense that beneath the daddy's little girl facade, she was inherently evil.
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Patti Mayonnaise
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Post by Perd on Mar 19, 2015 15:42:19 GMT -5
Every marriage has its dry spells but even moreso when you live in Death Valley.
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Post by Zombie Mod on Mar 19, 2015 15:54:06 GMT -5
Yep, three years after WM12. I know some divorces get held up in legal matters, but I'm not sure I buy it. Well there were some questions like if a marriage to an undead zombie is legal. it isn't
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Post by Mid-Carder on Mar 19, 2015 15:58:39 GMT -5
If Bret Hart faced Taker at 12 instead, he'd spin it around like Undertaker got over his divorce by the end of their match. With a tear in his eye, of course. You say that like it wouldn't be how it happened
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Mar 19, 2015 16:04:25 GMT -5
She had her own legal issues, being a necrophiliac and all
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Post by Welfare Willis on Mar 19, 2015 18:31:24 GMT -5
She had her own legal issues, being a necrophiliac and all He tried to get her a writ of Habeas Corpses.
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Post by avenger on Mar 19, 2015 19:13:56 GMT -5
And id that wasn't bad enough, One year later he has to give Sid a tombstone after he's shat himself.
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Post by Chainsaw on Mar 19, 2015 19:25:02 GMT -5
Nash carrying a crestfallen Taker at WrestleMania, that reminds me of when Nash won an 80-man battle royal in '72 in Dallas Stadium. It was down to him and the Von Erichs, there was 8 of them, he had the claw on all 7 of 'em. I didn't even know Dallas Stadium could hold 80,000 people.
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Post by hargh on Mar 19, 2015 19:26:52 GMT -5
Needs more f bombs to be a true Kevin Nash story.
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Post by sdoyle7798 on Mar 19, 2015 19:30:07 GMT -5
She had her own legal issues, being a necrophiliac and all He tried to get her a writ of Habeas Corpses.
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Post by Larryhausen on Mar 19, 2015 20:56:23 GMT -5
Nash carrying a crestfallen Taker at WrestleMania, that reminds me of when Nash won an 80-man battle royal in '72 in Dallas Stadium. It was down to him and the Von Erichs, there was 8 of them, he had the claw on all 7 of 'em. I didn't even know Dallas Stadium could hold 80,000 people. It did that night...
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