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Post by Deleted on Mar 25, 2015 20:19:15 GMT -5
What the hell was Michael Tarver doing backstage at the 2008 Great American Bash?  Well, pretty sure he was part of Mayweather's group at Mania a few months prior, could've been around that time they were considering bringing him up to the main roster. |
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Post by Tiger Millionaire on Mar 25, 2015 20:24:37 GMT -5
Vince: Who are you?
Shelton: Why, I'm Shelton!
Vince: WHAT KIND OF FOOL DO YOU TAKE ME FOR?! HE'S SHELTON, HE'S SHELTON, YOU'RE SHELTON?! I'M SHELTON! Are there any other Sheltons I should know about?
R-Truth: What's Up?
Vince: I'm outta here.
Shelton: Sir, please! What about my push?!
Vince I wouldn't push you if you were the last Shelton on earth!
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Post by Jiren on Mar 25, 2015 20:26:10 GMT -5
I wonder if Vince will be watching pacquiao vs Shelton in may
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Post by jagilki on Mar 25, 2015 20:27:22 GMT -5
"Why is Shelton and Shelton telling Shelton he has no cuts?"
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Mar 25, 2015 20:33:21 GMT -5
What the hell was Michael Tarver doing backstage at the 2008 Great American Bash? Well, pretty sure he was part of Mayweather's group at Mania a few months prior, could've been around that time they were considering bringing him up to the main roster. He was actually working dark Shelton matches during this time. I looked up his Wiki page back when this was at Page 1, and he had done one the week prior with Jamie Noble. |
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Post by Chilly McFreeze on Mar 25, 2015 20:59:33 GMT -5
 FFS! I'm not Shelton... |
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Mar 25, 2015 22:01:25 GMT -5
"Why couldn't you deliver on the mic like this all the time Shelton?"
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Post by Crappler El 0 M on Mar 25, 2015 22:06:24 GMT -5
Hawkins misunderstood what Vince said. He was calling Michael Tarver Elton because Tarver happened to be wearing really gaudy sunglasses and a sparkly suit. It was just a joke that went over everyone's head. Vince is not racist damn it! He loves Martin Luther King, damn it!
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Post by Rican on Mar 25, 2015 22:11:50 GMT -5
Vince thinks Los Matadores are Chavo Guerrero and Carlito and no one has guts to tell him otherwise.
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Mar 25, 2015 22:16:58 GMT -5
Hawkins misunderstood what Vince said. He was calling Michael Tarver Elton because Tarver happened to be wearing really gaudy sunglasses and a sparkly suit. It was just a joke that went over everyone's head. Vince is not racist damn it! He loves Martin Luther King, damn it! You're half right. He was calling him Elton alright; but wondered why he was always such a whiny lil bitch in his relationship with Sondra.  "Be a man for once Dammit!" |
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Post by DZ: WF Legacy on Mar 25, 2015 22:19:11 GMT -5
Tarver was trying to start the OVW Nexus in '08 but Vince's mistake caused him to lose confidence, forcing him to wait 2 years later to form the FCW Nexus. As they were replanning the storyline in 2010, Tarver walked into the creative room only to be greeted by Vince McMahon.
"I love this god damn Nexus idea, god dammit. Shelton, I don't care what anybody says, you're more than just a ladder match flippy guy. You're a god damn creative genius!"
Tarver hid his face in shame with a handkerchief, eventually leaving the company in embarrassment.
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Post by turkeysandwich on Mar 25, 2015 23:08:29 GMT -5
Hawkins misunderstood what Vince said. He was calling Michael Tarver Elton because Tarver happened to be wearing really gaudy sunglasses and a sparkly suit. It was just a joke that went over everyone's head. Vince is not racist damn it! He loves Martin Luther King, damn it! You're half right. He was calling him Elton alright; but wondered why he was always such a whiny lil bitch in his relationship with Sondra. "Be a man for once Dammit!" Uh, dude, you know that's Donovan McNabb, right? |
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Post by percymania on Mar 25, 2015 23:50:06 GMT -5
Vince calling random people Shelton is a meme I can approve of.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 26, 2015 0:44:58 GMT -5
Henry: "Since when is murder PG?" McMahon: "Excellent question, Shelton." 129 now. Is it officially the most-liked thing yet? |
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Post by EoE: Workin On My Night Cheese on Mar 26, 2015 0:45:57 GMT -5
Henry: "Since when is murder PG?" McMahon: "Excellent question, Shelton." 129 now. Is it officially the most-liked thing yet? It's close. I think the record is still the picture of Chris Masters in a sombrero at 135. |
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Mar 26, 2015 1:11:59 GMT -5
Michael Hayes must be really nervous with the amount of Sheltons backstage.
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Post by Dave the Dave on Mar 26, 2015 1:48:14 GMT -5
The amount of likes one post is nuts.
But that's gotta be a record for a page. There is another 50+ and a bunch of 25+.
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Post by Nic Nemeth on Mar 26, 2015 2:02:41 GMT -5
Big E: Hey Vince, I had a good idea for me, Kofi, and Xavier. You got a second?
Vince: What is it Shelton?
Big E: I'm Big E.
Vince: Yeah whatever Titus, I'm busy. What's your idea for you, Truth, and Koko?
Big E: Uhh sir, we aren't any of those people.
Vince: Look Obama, if you waste any more of my time, I'm firing you, Booker T, and Snoop Dogg.
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Post by Reflecto on Mar 26, 2015 3:29:42 GMT -5
Michael Hayes must be really nervous with the amount of Sheltons backstage. "Dammit, Shelton, what did I tell you about telling Shelton you're more of a <<NICEGUY>> than he is? You're suspended!" |
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Post by EoE: Workin On My Night Cheese on Mar 26, 2015 3:43:25 GMT -5
I think we have a new FAN like record on our hands...
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