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Post by Crappler El 0 M on Apr 5, 2015 21:00:17 GMT -5
Ken is the hero of WWE and is great at Doubles.
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Post by Spider2024 on Apr 5, 2015 21:32:15 GMT -5
Ken is the hero of WWE and is great at Doubles. Doubles? Like Tennis? He really is corporate.
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Post by Captain2 on Apr 5, 2015 21:39:11 GMT -5
Man I really miss the Peking of the Ring tournament
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Apr 5, 2015 21:55:27 GMT -5
"Whatever" slays me.
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Post by Tea & Crumpets on Apr 5, 2015 21:58:46 GMT -5
Oh my god this is glorious. I lost it at Diamond Dallas Beige, that just killed me. And "Big John Stead", I imagine Bradford FC will be surprised.
Mr Ass, Billie Jean!
Also, at least through google, the alt-text when you hover over the superstar names provides alternate, equally terrible translations- Darren Young is "Slang", Jey Uso is "Gus", The Rock is "Warning", and The Bunny (Or I should say The Bonnie) is for some reason called "Melt".
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Post by Crappler El 0 M on Apr 5, 2015 22:06:41 GMT -5
Billie Jean is not his name. He's just a man who claims that he is 'The One.' But his name is Billy Gunn.
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Post by turkeysandwich on Apr 5, 2015 22:09:27 GMT -5
Billie Jean is not his name. He's just a man who said that he was 'The One.' But his name is Billy Gunn. Someone totally needs to do a mashup of "I'm An Ass Man" and Michael Jackson's "Billie Jean."
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Post by edgestar on Apr 5, 2015 22:12:24 GMT -5
M going to wake my parents from laughing at this thread
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Post by Hypnosis on Apr 5, 2015 22:29:09 GMT -5
Also, at least through google, the alt-text when you hover over the superstar names provides alternate, equally terrible translations- Darren Young is "Slang", Jey Uso is "Gus", The Rock is "Warning", and The Bunny (Or I should say The Bonnie) is for some reason called "Melt". Booker T - Bert Jimmy Hart - Jarret Demolition - A shower
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Post by Deleted on Apr 6, 2015 7:04:58 GMT -5
THE DEVILS FAVORITE DEMON...Ken.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 6, 2015 7:06:14 GMT -5
Ken is the hero of WWE and is great at Doubles. Note that only Brock's name is correct and unchanged. They triple checked to make sure his name was not misspelled so he wouldn't show up.
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Post by Mozenrath on Apr 6, 2015 7:12:45 GMT -5
This thread reminds me of Raw Closed Captions Presented by The Score. That's definitely a good thing! Seriously, I'm laughing so hard at this. God I miss those.
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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on Apr 6, 2015 8:11:09 GMT -5
This thread reminds me of Raw Closed Captions Presented by The Score. That's definitely a good thing! Seriously, I'm laughing so hard at this. God I miss those. The best ones were "YA, BRING YOUR STUPID BOWL!" and the many lyrics of Orton's song (I HAVE HORSES IN MY SHED/I HAVE OYSTERS IN MY BED!)
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Post by Abdullah on Apr 6, 2015 8:14:45 GMT -5
Yes, almost all of the Divas have different profile pics. Alexa Bliss is the only one that shows a lot of skin. Miss Elizabeth and Kaitlyn look to be the only woman whose profile is completely gone on the Arabic website. At least one looks photoshopped to cover more skin (Wendi Richter). Here is a kind of funny one for Becky Lynch... Is she wearing that silly little hat lest Arabic eyes be soiled by the sinful sight of the crown of her hair? Also, what do they do during Divas matches on Arabic TV, anyone here know from experience? Blur their entire torso out? Just not show them at all? What's the point in having them on the website then? I'll take a go at this. WWE airs on two platforms here. OSN which is airing WWE Network as a TV channel, and requires 500 bucks a month for the on-demand service, does not block or alter anything diva-related. It's a cable service. WWE also airs on MBC Action which is free-to-air. They show episodes three weeks late and have opted to edit out diva matches. At first, in 2009 or so, they didn't. But I guess they got complaints or preferred to be conservative. OSN is weird though. They'll snip parts of the Daily Show out as well as Colbert back then but then they have an uninterrupted feed of American cable news. Maybe they figure most natives aren't watching that.
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Post by Zach on Apr 6, 2015 8:42:32 GMT -5
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Post by berlynwright on Apr 6, 2015 9:40:42 GMT -5
The translator was probably watching Layla's ice bucket challenge.. and also this probably explains Kane went corporate with suit and chasing Kelly "Barbie" Kelly
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Post by BJ Sturgeon on Apr 6, 2015 9:44:59 GMT -5
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Post by Hypnosis on Apr 6, 2015 10:40:05 GMT -5
The Funks - The Venks Miz - Maz Tom Phillips - TBS Renee Young - Shake Sami Zayn - Sami al-Zain Stacy Keibler - Will explore Sting - Stage Solomon Crowe - A secret Sin Cara - Sara Fernando - Rudd Finn Balor - Vin Balor/Wine House
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Post by Heinz Doofenschmirtz on Apr 6, 2015 10:47:07 GMT -5
These are like characters from a rip-off pirated video games. 'No, it's obviously not CM Punk, it's ICM Bank, a creation of our very own.'
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Post by Wolf Hurricane on Apr 6, 2015 11:15:15 GMT -5
Just went into the NXT section. I'm getting - Hideo Itami - "Hideo My Orphans" Eden - "Convicted" Enzo Amore - "Enzo Alia" Bull Dempsey - "Paul Dempsey" Jason Alberts - "Jason Jason" Jason Jordan - "Jason Gordan" Dana Brooke - "Dana Douglas" Rhyno - "Rhinoceros" Sami Zayn - "Sami Ben" (you'd think they'd get that one right) Simon Gotch - "Simon Gooch" Finn Balor - "Vin Paluer" Cal Bishop - "As The Bishop" And worst of all, The Brian Kendrick - "Brian Kendrick" Paul Dempsey and Dana Douglas aren't bad ring names. How the frick Eden became "Convicted" is beyond me, though.
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